http://www.ecogeek.org/content/view/1680/85/

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"Everyone likes to daintily skirt around the problem of population when talking about sustainability. It's off limits and taboo, and the solutions are hard to get everyone to agree on. Though, we at EcoGeek have always maintained that the condom was the most signififcant environmental innovation in history. Whilst there are plenty of 'low tech' solutions to stop...err...conception, there is now a preventative prophylactic apropos for an EcoGeek in the works. The remote control, implanted device will allow users to 'press pause' on their sperm. (although it doesn't mention whether a 'rewind' function is in the works). The device has been developed by Australian scientists, and could herald a new dawn of even more convenient contraception for men, which has the potential to keep population growth under control more effectively. A surgeon inserts a silicon chip into the vas deferens. The fob sends out RF waves, just like the key to your car. The silicon chip converts the RF into acoustic waves, which in turn induce movement in the material, allowing it to expand and seal the tube. Sending another pulse from the key fob lets the material contract allowing sperm to pass.However, to avoid 'cross talk' with say... your cordless phone, WiFi or bluetooth.... ultrahigh frequencies are used, combined with sophisticated coding, to make sure that no mistakes can occur. All they need to do now, is integrate a button to turn off the lights so you can save electricity. Via Popular Science"

i wonder if my harmony remote will work with this chip.

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 4:55 PM. Reason : hmmmm]

5/30/2008 4:53:18 PM

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"Everyone likes to daintily skirt around the problem of population when talking about sustainability."

not me. population control is the first thing to come out of my mouth when this is brought up.

5/30/2008 4:56:26 PM

Dr. Cecil Jacobson
The Sperminator

used his own junk to preggers maybe 75 women.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecil_Jacobson

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"Cecil Byran Jacobson (born October 2, 1936 in Salt Lake City, Utah) was an American fertility doctor who used his own sperm to impregnate his patients, without informing them. Contents [hide] 1 Baboon impregnation 2 False pregnancies 3 Babymaking 4 Aftermath 4.1 Vindication 4.2 Sentence 4.3 Awards 5 Book about Jacobson case 6 References 7 External links [edit] Baboon impregnation In the 1960s, Jacobson, who was a researcher and Chief of the Reproductive Genetics Unit at George Washington University Medical School, claimed that he had impregnated a male baboon; he had supposedly planted a fertilized egg from a female baboon into the male's abdominal cavity. He claimed that he had terminated the pregnancy after four months. He never published his results in scientific publications; rather, he just talked about them[citation needed]. [edit] False pregnancies In the 1980s, Jacobson operated reproductive genetics center in Fairfax County, Virginia. He specialized in treating women who had difficulty getting pregnant, or problems carrying a pregnancy to term. One form of treatment was to inject patients, before and after conception, with the hormone hCG. Patients who had been unable to conceive with other treatment reported success under Jacobson's care. The pregnancies progressed normally through the early stages: standard pregnancy tests were positive and patients' bodies began to undergo the normal changes. Jacobson performed ultrasound exams, identifying a fetus in the grainy image. Invariably, around the third month, Jacobson would report that the fetus had died. In fact, these patients were never pregnant. The bodily changes were a reaction to the hCG, a hormone normally released during pregnancy. The pregnancy tests were false positives, inevitable because the tests determined pregnancy by the presence of hCG. (Later, during Jacobson's criminal trial, experts examined the ultrasound photographs, and reported that the purported "fetuses" were actually fecal matter.) Nevertheless, other patients were successful in becoming pregnant and having children. While some patients were uncomfortable with Jacobson's manner, and began to distrust him, other patients gave him credit for successful treatment. He had a loyal following. [edit] Babymaking Eventually, suspicious former patients tipped off a local television station, which investigated and reported on the false pregnancies. Jacobson was sued by numerous patients. Federal prosecutors charged Jacobson with perjury (for false testimony during the civil proceedings) and mail and wire fraud (for the use of the mails and the telephone system as part of his fraudulent practice). During the course of the criminal investigation, another type of fraud came to light. For a variety of reasons, some patients had arranged to be artificially inseminated with sperm provided by screened, anonymous donors arranged by Jacobson. In order to preserve the anonymity of the donors, Jacobson explained, he identified them in records using code numbers; only Jacobson was to know their true identities. Investigators found no evidence that any donor program actually existed. Some of Jacobson's patients who had conceived through donor insemination agreed to genetic testing. At least seven instances were identified in which Jacobson was the biological father of the patients' children, including one patient who was supposed to have been inseminated with sperm provided by her husband. [edit] Aftermath [edit] Vindication Jacobson vigorously denied wrongdoing. He offered these explanations: With regard to the "false pregnancy" cases, he had believed that the women had actually been pregnant, and continued to maintain that some of them really were pregnant. He was well aware that injected hCG could trigger a false positive on a pregnancy test, but thought that the dosages he administered were too low to have that effect. If he misread the ultrasound results, that was honest error. As for the donor insemination, Jacobson maintained that he had in fact relied on anonymous donors as claimed. He acknowledged using his own sperm on some occasions, when donors failed to show up when needed, and a patient was about to miss a window of opportunity to be become pregnant. He could not account for the incident in which his own sperm was used in place of the patient's husband's, other than to suggest cross-contamination in the laboratory. [edit] Sentence Jacobson was convicted of 52 counts of mail fraud, wire fraud and perjury. He was sentenced to five years in prison and had his medical license revoked. He was released, and he now lives in Provo, Utah, where he is involved in agricultural research. [edit] Awards He was awarded the Ig Nobel Prize for Biology in 1992. His nicknames are "The Sperminator" and "The Babymaker"."

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 5:11 PM. Reason : .]

5/30/2008 5:10:03 PM

yay for implanting wave emmiting silicon chips in my junk

5/30/2008 5:14:33 PM