Want to hear it? Here it goes:


Why did the horse call his mom after being arrested for stealing hay?












He needed bale money!!!

5/30/2008 11:38:26 PM

first!

5/30/2008 11:38:47 PM

I don't get.


Also, you spelled bale wrong.

5/30/2008 11:41:23 PM

that's a well structured joke. sure is stupid though

5/30/2008 11:51:22 PM

that's a well structured joke. sure is stupid though

5/30/2008 11:56:07 PM

Quote :

" I made up a stupid joke."

But thanks for bringing something new to the thread.

5/30/2008 11:57:14 PM

That's some ComedyWorx shit right there.

5/30/2008 11:57:55 PM

I'm the next....<insert funny person's name here>

5/30/2008 11:59:28 PM

adolf hitler

5/31/2008 12:00:06 AM

helen keller

5/31/2008 12:01:21 AM

Martin Luther King Jr.

5/31/2008 12:01:41 AM

Dat Phan

5/31/2008 12:02:09 AM

That's a cute joke! Being completely surrounded by cow and horse farmers out here, I think I will share this joke tomorrow.

5/31/2008 12:03:10 AM

Shorten the question to What does a horse need if he gets caught stealing hay?

then you have your joke.

And my best is the What do you call a mexican that hates beaches?

A PLAYA HATER


[Edited on May 31, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : k]

5/31/2008 12:05:16 AM

^that's what I had at first, I'm not sure why I changed it

5/31/2008 12:06:57 AM

^^^

5/31/2008 12:07:26 AM

submit your joke to laffy taffy

5/31/2008 12:08:45 AM

do I get paid?

5/31/2008 12:10:53 AM

Quote :

"Urge to kill rising"

5/31/2008 12:11:49 AM

i doubt it

but your joke will be immortalized on candy wrappers for all to see...

5/31/2008 12:16:12 AM

oh sweet I found online the address for sending in jokes


I'M DOING IT

5/31/2008 12:16:46 AM

< fully aroused

5/31/2008 12:18:07 AM

that makes uh, one of us.

5/31/2008 12:19:47 AM

what do gay horses eat?




















HAAAY

ok that is retarded

5/31/2008 12:23:27 AM

^LMAO

5/31/2008 12:24:22 AM

^^ Lucky1 and I used to do that one all the time. I would answer my phone when he'd call and just say "What do gay horses eat?" that way he'd have to say "HAAAAAY" no matter where he was!

^ Thanks for the interrupting cow one. I've heard it recently, but just can't remember if it was here or on a movie, or if it was back home before I left. Oh well! I'll use it too!

5/31/2008 12:26:39 AM

what do fonz horses eat?

hayyyyyyyyyyyyy


what do gay horses eat?

HaaAaaYYYYYYYYYYYY






What do retarded horses eat?



poop

(i don't think it's supposed to be poop but you get the point.)

5/31/2008 12:29:04 AM

I saw it on a history channel special called the history of the joke. I thought it was really funny.

5/31/2008 12:29:11 AM

this thread brought the funny.

5/31/2008 8:44:35 AM

hahahahaha!

5/31/2008 9:12:02 AM

i lol'd

what has four legs and says "boo"



















cow with a head cold
lawl lawl lawl lawl

5/31/2008 9:36:18 AM

more cheesy jokes plz

5/31/2008 10:00:47 AM

ShawnaC123, that joke was terrible.....simple terrible

the only reason I'm putting up with this sort of behavior from you is because I'm secretly in love with you

5/31/2008 10:02:03 AM

and in bumbfuck newyork and otherwise not entertained

5/31/2008 10:04:25 AM

true....

man, we were out at texas roadhouse last night for dinner...thinking about what to do later that night
we came to the decision that we'll probably be making a few trips to syracuse in the future to find some entertainment

5/31/2008 10:09:32 AM

AHAHAHAHA

5/31/2008 10:09:33 AM

yeah i went to visit cheraw south carolina for something and we asked the hotel attendant what tthere was to do in cheraw for fun.... her reply was "well we just got a walmart" fuck.... you know you ave it bad when walmart is your night life

5/31/2008 10:11:21 AM

the walmart here is packed....24/7. I've noticed that there are a lot of ugly people that live here.
and I guess there are a few bars around....


but, I'm pretty sure my woman is going to leave me because I moved us to a boring city.



p.s., we asked the waitress last night what there is to do around here? where people hang out. she said "oh, I'm from PA....I don't really know" haha

5/31/2008 10:14:09 AM

hahahaha must be an up and comming town..

5/31/2008 10:34:56 AM

Quote :

"but, I'm pretty sure my woman is going to leave me because I moved us to a boring city."

i dont think so if this is true:

Quote :

"here are a lot of ugly people that live here."

since people are really shallow and such nowadays. if she finds you attractive it doesnt matter how boring the city is if there are only ugly people there. haha

5/31/2008 11:28:00 AM

haha i heard a racist joke yesterday i thought was kinda funny


i forget how it went but it was about how mexico doesnt have a running, jumping or swimming olympic team cause they are all coming here

5/31/2008 12:02:31 PM

hahahahahhahaha

5/31/2008 12:09:24 PM

EMCE, it's no secret.

5/31/2008 5:11:04 PM