so... everyone get ready because i'm about to lay down some truth...

my girlfriend and i go to bojos this morning and we both want boberry biscuits. im in the drivethru and we have an extensive conversation about how even though boberry's come in pairs, i should say "two things of boberry biscuits" so that way i am sure to make the point that although i know they come in pairs, i would like two pairs, or four biscuits in total.

wouldn't you know that i only get one (pair) of biscuits in my bag. being the ever critical son of a bitch that i am, i assume anyone stupid enough to work at bojos would never understand me any way i put it so i checked. i tell the slut in the drivethru that i need another boberry biscuit (which let me reiterate come in PAIRS)

again the ignorant slut fails at life and gives me the paper tray with room for two biscuits, but with ONE FUCKING BISCUIT IN IT.

i'm pretty sure the icing was also spit.

next time it's mcdonalds.

here endeth the lesson.

6/1/2008 12:33:12 PM

just ask for two orders of biscuits. you don't have to be a dick about it.

6/1/2008 12:34:56 PM

I believe the word you're looking for is "orders", as in "two orders of boberry biscuits"

6/1/2008 12:34:56 PM

holy shit, both of those posts occured at 12:34:56

that is truly epic

6/1/2008 12:36:08 PM

every boberry biscuit i have gotten has always only had one, what are you talking about pairs?

6/1/2008 12:36:55 PM

just ask for two orders of biscuits. you don't have to be a dick about it.

6/1/2008 12:37:13 PM

dude, i've been reading about synchronicity and crazy shit like that all morning too. that is fucking wierd.

6/1/2008 12:37:20 PM

PLZ do go to mcdonnalds.

I'm not gonna have my bojangles clogged up with petty bitches.

6/1/2008 12:37:28 PM

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"holy shit, both of those posts occured at 12:34:56 that is truly epic"

beyond words

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6/1/2008 12:37:45 PM

boberry biscuits don't necessarily come in pairs

i usually just get one (cuz i don't want to be a fatty)

6/1/2008 12:39:11 PM

So do some restaurants serve pairs and others singles? Or do you just get whatever they feel like giving you at the time? Or does nobody really know the answer to that question, including the employees?

6/1/2008 12:40:23 PM

[words]

lets keep the OP to one line.
or two if there is a pic.

6/1/2008 12:42:35 PM

no, it's pretty simple

you tell them how many boberry biscuits you want

there's a better price if you get a pair though

6/1/2008 12:42:39 PM

I have seen them in some places for like 79 cents and 2 for $1.

So even if I only want one, I feel like such an idiot if I get one when I could get another for $.20 more.

6/1/2008 12:43:13 PM

could someone fill me on what this thread is about?

6/1/2008 12:43:44 PM

someone bitchin about how bojangles messed up the order but they weren't all that articulate in order to begin with.

6/1/2008 12:46:07 PM

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"every boberry biscuit i have gotten has always only had one, what are you talking about pairs?"

My thought exactly. Hmmm!! Never knew they came in pairs. I always just get one biscuit.

6/1/2008 12:48:28 PM

hah, this thread failed.

6/1/2008 1:00:13 PM

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"wouldn't you know that i only get one (pair) of biscuits in my bag. being the ever critical son of a bitch that i am, i assume anyone stupid enough to work at bojos would never understand me any way i put it so i checked. i tell the slut in the drivethru that i need another boberry biscuit (which let me reiterate come in PAIRS)"

I wish there was a bojangles nearby so that I too could have the potential for this to happen. I'd take my chances.

6/1/2008 1:15:21 PM

BOO HOO

You fucked up in teh very beginning, when you decided to go to bojangles.

6/1/2008 1:18:52 PM

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"so... everyone get ready because i'm about to lay down some truth..."

6/1/2008 1:32:49 PM

a boberry biscuit comes alone

they just always pander you about getting the 2nd one so you always agree to get it

6/1/2008 2:15:14 PM

did you really need two biscuits?

you fat fucking future diabetic

6/1/2008 2:15:56 PM

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"next time it's mcdonalds. "

WAT?

6/1/2008 2:21:43 PM

you should have been able to tell by the price

6/1/2008 2:36:02 PM