Top Ten lists I'd like to see:

A. Top Ten things evan will never post
B. Top Ten quotes uttered by T-Dub people when they meet IRL
C. Top Ten threads that haven't been written yet
D. Top Ten things evan will always post
E. Top Ten benefits of higher gas prices

You can make your own list title; just put the appropriate sequential letter next to it.

Let the hilarity begin!

6/3/2008 12:15:27 PM

A: I found a woman.

6/3/2008 12:15:51 PM

Quote :

"Top Ten quotes uttered by T-Dub people when they meet IRL"

I do that a lot.

6/3/2008 12:16:27 PM

^i have said chicken bone earrings before IRL

6/3/2008 12:17:37 PM

A: I'm making XSMP a Euphalo mod.

**replace 'XSMP' with any other user who posts in this thread

6/3/2008 12:18:13 PM

Top 10 threads I wish I hadn't clicked on

ZING! OH SNAP YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE

6/3/2008 12:18:57 PM

^^fuuuuuck you cockbreath.

6/3/2008 12:19:23 PM

Damn, I have been burned online. What wit! Be assured that I am hanging my head in shame in real life.

6/3/2008 12:19:58 PM

what's up with all the evan hate?

I SANG WITH YOU MANG

6/3/2008 12:21:46 PM

cockbreath, eh?



i challenge you to a duel

6/3/2008 12:23:22 PM

It's cause you treated me like dirt when I was an usher for you and the other Grains!

Seriously though, as a member of the hated EUPHALO team, I had to pick somebody from our faction. It couldn't be me. And you're the most loveable hated T-dub member.

I flame out of love!
[yes homo]

6/3/2008 12:25:32 PM

E: Top Ten benefits of even higher gas prices

1.) you asshats who drive gas-guzzling SUVs for the sheer pleasure of having a bigger car are getting reamed

2.) you asshats who drive gas-guzzling SUVs because you're compensating for your tiny penises are getting reamed

3.) you asshats who drive gas-guzzling SUVs so you can put on massive chrome spinning wheels and blast shitty music (which you can't hear anyway through the retarded rattling of your doors/glass/gold teeth due to the stupidly large subwoofers that replaced your back seat) are getting reamed

4.) paying $texas at pump will hopefully get people to start paying attention to and encourage the development of viable, safe, plentiful, and ecologically-friendlier forms of energy

5.) those of us on scooters (even the notably fruity metropolitan, which i love) can laugh at everyone else while we get 100mpg

6.) fat americans will (hopefully) start walking/biking more places that are nearby

7.) more and more people hate republicans every day

8.) ...

9.) ...

10.) ...

6/3/2008 12:27:28 PM

There was nothing ironic in any of those statements!

Then again, I didn't specify the auspices of the humor, nor did the title lend itself to anything funny.

[Edited on June 3, 2008 at 12:29 PM. Reason : meh]

6/3/2008 12:28:52 PM

7/10 - meh

6/3/2008 12:29:43 PM

Top Ten Threads that you're amazed are over one page long.

6/3/2008 12:30:31 PM

[obligtaory this one]

6/3/2008 12:31:26 PM

Quote :

"5.) those of us on scooters (even the notably fruity metropolitan, which i love) can laugh at everyone else while we get 100mpg"

LIQUOR CYCLE!!!!!
I can't help but yell that at people who drive scooters because everyone who had a scooter in my more rural hometown were all convicted of DWIs. But seriously, I get to laugh because I get where i'm going about 5 times faster.

6/3/2008 12:32:18 PM

Quote :

"I can't help but yell that at people who drive scooters because everyone who had a scooter in my more rural hometown were all convicted of DWIs. But seriously, I get to laugh because I get where i'm going about 5 times faster."

yeah, the DWI stigma doesn't bother me because i live in and work in raleigh...which means that my 40mph top speed isn't going to get me to work or home any slower because of the stoplights...now, if i had to venture out onto any of the major roads, this might be an issue (so would getting hit), but for right now, i get everywhere just as fast as anyone else, and at 3-4 times the gas mileage

6/3/2008 12:36:20 PM

http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/eight-reasons-youll-rejoice-we/story.aspx?guid=%7B82FCE1B0-1889-43B0-A465-E29BFEE95576%7D

8 benefits to high gas prices.

[Edited on June 3, 2008 at 12:45 PM. Reason : ...]

6/3/2008 12:45:27 PM

B:

" dont tell them we met on the internet"


sugarush4u
thebulldoza
luckezcharm
hurley
adam8778

we have all experienced that at one time or another

6/3/2008 1:00:39 PM

since when did gas friendly become liberal only?
7.) more and more people hate republicans every day


8) "global warming will kill us all" by al goreIF you want to drive one

9) i want to empasis 2) and 3) again.

6/3/2008 1:08:41 PM

Quote :

"7.) more and more people hate republicans every day"

So that's why all my friends stopped calling me back, fucking gas prices.

6/3/2008 1:16:45 PM