My sister said she caught my 9 year old nephew in front of the computer on a Hannah Montana website hardcore jerkin' it.

6/4/2008 4:11:42 AM

they are starting young these days

damn internet

6/4/2008 4:13:12 AM

srsly, i think i still hated girls when i was 9 haha

6/4/2008 4:13:45 AM

I hope she didn't embarass him.



That's hilarious though.

6/4/2008 4:14:47 AM

I don't think she even said anything to him.


She apparently catches him fondling himself all the time.

6/4/2008 4:15:54 AM

wow yeah I don't think I discovered the pleasurehose until I was 12 or so

maybe I'm wrong, it was the year the first playstation came out

used to watch howard stern and choke the bishop

6/4/2008 4:16:16 AM

wait... did she back out of the room slowly?

if she did that i doubt she would've noticed the nature of the porn.

............


^haha 7th grade, E! Wild On was supreme material back in those days

[Edited on June 4, 2008 at 4:18 AM. Reason : .]

6/4/2008 4:17:23 AM

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"used to watch howard stern and choke the bishop"

6/4/2008 4:18:08 AM

ahahaha Wild On oh lawd

6/4/2008 4:18:53 AM

oh shit I forgot about that...Wild On came on after Howard, if I hadn't already it always sealed the deal.

6/4/2008 4:20:40 AM

paerablol

6/4/2008 4:21:55 AM

hahaha

wild on was the dumbest show

like girls gone wild without nudity

6/4/2008 4:26:23 AM

but when you're 12 and there's no way to get on the dial-up without your parents noticing, it'll do

6/4/2008 4:27:57 AM

IT DID THE TRICK

6/4/2008 4:28:06 AM

oh I'm not criticizing, just funny to think about in retrospect

6/4/2008 4:33:44 AM

I'll make an appearance in this thread

6/4/2008 4:35:02 AM

wow so apparently the PS1 came out in '94, which made me 9. I guess I got started earlier than I thought

6/4/2008 4:35:37 AM

if there's one thing the internet is for, it's masturbation.

6/4/2008 4:36:42 AM

Wild On! was definitely a winner in the days before easy high-speed internet access

And even since then, Brook Burke has ranked highly

Clearly I'm feeling overly honest tonight.

6/4/2008 4:42:38 AM

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"they are starting young these days"

No kidding!

6/4/2008 5:29:12 AM

what website?

6/4/2008 5:51:46 AM

wow 9 is early... beat me by three years

6/4/2008 8:12:19 AM

"You must be 18 to enter"

(click)

6/4/2008 8:15:38 AM

+1 for the howard stern/wild on/ggw infomercial being the materials of choice.

6/4/2008 8:55:03 AM

i also was a fan of the wild on at the time.

6/4/2008 8:56:20 AM

Who wasnt? E was the shit back in the day, how can you forget watching the fashion shows for the occasional nip slip?

6/4/2008 9:10:14 AM

he's 9? what the hell? i didn't even think of girls till like 15

6/4/2008 9:11:49 AM

Wild On E was awesome. It was possible to get on dialup without the noise with AOL. I can't remember how I did it, but that was a wonderful night.

6/4/2008 9:12:14 AM

shit I would fast forward the entire titanic vhs tape to see some tits.....I was in the 8th grade...so ehh...

6/4/2008 9:36:34 AM

just introduce him to ReceiveDeath, show him what becomes of little boys who masturbate to hannah montana

6/4/2008 9:38:09 AM

RD is a legend.....................

legends have to have a main focus...

and I looked into his gallery...that guy needs a 18+ look alike for his life to be complete.

6/4/2008 10:01:40 AM

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"E! Wild On was supreme material back in those days"

haha honestly I think this was one of my first 'inspirations' as well, along with muted britany spears vids

6/4/2008 10:03:29 AM

maybe it's a family thing



I've been masturbating since I was 3

6/4/2008 1:03:18 PM

this thread is relevant to my interests

6/4/2008 1:06:06 PM

I fondly remember locking the bathroom door and jerking to pics in Rolling Stone and Details.

6/4/2008 1:06:58 PM

^^^dry humping the car seat does not count.

6/4/2008 1:11:19 PM

Well, I guess if we're getting technical, I didn't orgasm until I was 7.

6/4/2008 1:20:27 PM

6/4/2008 1:23:05 PM

the early bird gets the worm?

i think i'm going to exit this thread now.

6/4/2008 1:26:07 PM

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""You must be 18 to enter" (click)"

don't knock this.



this was CRUCIAL to my childhood.

6/4/2008 1:47:21 PM

Mine too, that's why I posted it.

6/4/2008 2:02:46 PM

i didnt orgasm til a few months after age 13

6/4/2008 2:06:09 PM

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"this thread is relevant to my interests"

6/4/2008 2:06:44 PM

LOL

6/4/2008 5:25:04 PM

who hasn't? oh wait... nvm

6/4/2008 5:27:43 PM

another one for howard stern + girls gone wild commercials + wild on

i loved jules asner

6/4/2008 5:28:35 PM

so was your sister like 100 percent sure? maybe she just jumped to conclusions

6/4/2008 5:28:50 PM

If the thread title is any indication, I think Chris Hansen is coming to visit some of you peoples.

6/4/2008 5:30:07 PM

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"Hey, you remember that time my aunt told everybody on the Internet that I jacked my meat to Hannah Montana? That's why I take medication and wander around in a bathrobe now. "

6/4/2008 5:30:53 PM

is your sister hot

6/4/2008 6:09:09 PM