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packboozie
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This was the worst movie I think I have seen in a theater and I am an Adam Sandler fan actually.

People got up and left early during the movie. I was at a loss for words.

6/7/2008 2:27:49 AM

NoidRoid
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HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK THIS WOULD BE GOOD?!?!?

RETARD.

6/7/2008 2:29:57 AM

packboozie
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Oh I never thought it would be good.

I thought maybe he could pull some magic.

I mean Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were decent as was Chuck And Larry....

6/7/2008 2:32:32 AM

Wraith
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I don't know what you were talking about, I loved it, as did everyone in the cinema when I went. I thought it was hilarious.

6/7/2008 3:49:40 AM

Fry
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I was pretty sure Zohan would have a few moments and the rest would be :carl:
I still can't bring myself to pay to see it.

6/7/2008 4:44:26 AM

arghx
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This is a love/hate movie I think. I thought it was pretty damn funny. The Isreal/Palestine stuff was hardly a subtle commentary or allegory, but I laughed steadily. How can you say this was a bad Adam Sandler movie? What about Little Nicky or some of the other mediocre ones he's done?

besides... it was worth it just to see her:



6/7/2008 8:52:23 AM

WillemJoel
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there's no way this movie is funny.

6/7/2008 9:16:56 AM

eyedrb
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I didnt think it was great.. but I laughed alot. Worth seeing. Everyone I was with had a great time.

The son in the apartment made me laugh just about everytime sandler was with his mom.

6/7/2008 9:53:27 AM

mildew
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I think it was pretty lame... the first 20 mins was great and the crazy shit I was expecting that made me laugh...then it just turns boring, the ending was just dumb.. and not funny dumb.

6/7/2008 10:00:16 AM

ThePeter
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So what you people are saying is to find it on torrent or something.

6/7/2008 10:20:21 AM

TKE-Teg
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yeah that chick's really hot, but i still won't see this. I wish she'd be on Entourage more

6/7/2008 12:31:50 PM

skokiaan
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Quote :
"I am an Adam Sandler fan actually"

bwahahahaha

6/7/2008 12:45:53 PM

Dammit100
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Quote :
"I am an Adam Sandler fan "

Quote :
"Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were decent "



so then what movies of his do you consider good? b/c Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are fucking GOLD

6/7/2008 12:56:37 PM

AndyMac
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Yeah those were pretty much his best movies.

you didn't consider those great I don't know how you would consider yourself a Sandler fan.

6/7/2008 1:36:27 PM

Jaybee1200
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Punch Drunk Love?

6/7/2008 1:45:03 PM

tschudi
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anyone that goes to see this movie is retarded

6/7/2008 1:48:47 PM

mildew
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I will qualify my going to see it because we got free passes for the early screening.. security was kinda overdone, they had metal detectors and took my cell phone until the end of the movie ...

but yeah definitely a torrencio

6/7/2008 11:08:53 PM

statefan24
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Punch Drunk Love is not an "Adam Sandler Movie."

and at the same time it is probably the best adam sandler movie, ha

6/7/2008 11:15:14 PM

moron
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I predict this will be like 8 Crazy Nights, probably good if youre Jew or like extremely stupid comedy, but sucky for everyone else.

6/7/2008 11:58:26 PM

hewylewis
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The movie rocked. I don't understand how one could think otherwise.

6/8/2008 12:15:02 AM

packboozie
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"I predict this will be like 8 Crazy Nights, probably good if youre Jew or like extremely stupid comedy, but sucky for everyone else."


This is pretty spot on....

I liked Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Mr. Deeds, Chuck and Larry.....outside of that it is ehh.

[Edited on June 8, 2008 at 3:18 AM. Reason : Also this movie should be rated R but whatever]

6/8/2008 3:17:41 AM

statefan24
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I find Big Daddy overrated as fuck.

6/8/2008 3:23:34 AM

parentcanpay
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i liked little nicky just because it was so retarded

6/8/2008 4:52:12 AM

Slave Famous
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I laughed pretty much nonstop

but we has been smokin weed pretty much nonstop prior to going

so I would have laughed pretty much nonstop if I saw The Strangers last night

so take that for what its worth

6/8/2008 10:55:55 AM

Jader
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i just think the whole hairdresser thing is funny

6/8/2008 12:03:04 PM

Thorsten
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This movie was ok.
6/10. Worth my time. Worth watching for free.

Starts off horribly. Didn't laugh for the first 15 minutes or so.. until Nick Swardson came in to save the day.

6/9/2008 1:24:20 AM

GoldieO
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the only reason i went to see this movie was bc Nick Swardson was in it and then he ended up hardly making an appearance. i know people are entitled to their own opinions but seriously, anyone who thought this movie was good should re-examine their life. the political stuff really took away from the humor for me but even without that its like sandler and the writers purposefully tried to make the worst movie ever just to see if people would still pay to see it. ok, wait, forgot about mariah making an appearance, that made the last 30 minutes bearable.

6/9/2008 1:23:39 PM

Thorsten
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^really... i thought mariah carey made the last 30 minutes even worse. She's not hot any more... and she couldn't make her lines funny. it was rather pathetic

6/9/2008 1:59:35 PM

SkankinMonky
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I thought the middle part of this movie was some of the best stuff that Sandler has put out ever, I was laughing my ass off.

This was much better than a lot of his earlier movies I thought, he played a different character than 80% of his other stuff, and eh pulled it off. Sure, some of the movie wasn't great but who cares? It made me laugh.


And those of you that hate Sandler movies but still watch this, why?

6/9/2008 4:28:58 PM

gunzz
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Emmanuel Chriqui makes my Gilmore happy

6/9/2008 5:04:11 PM

titans78
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no, this movie was not good.

mainly it was way to long, cut out some of the crap it didn't need, get it down to 1.5 hours.

6/9/2008 11:41:00 PM

statefan24
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I laffed some.

Mariah's lines were painfully unfunny.

got in free. didn't feel like i completely wasted my time like with something like Alien vs Predator Requiem.




ps. dave matthews hates puppies.

6/10/2008 12:36:18 AM

Thorsten
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did anyone else feel that he was inspired by Borat?

6/10/2008 2:27:15 AM

statefan24
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yeah i found myself being reminded of borat a lot

can't remember particular lines that raised these thoughts but I know there were a couple, apart from the accent in general.

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 2:29 AM. Reason : hfd]

6/10/2008 2:28:14 AM

Wraith
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I lolled when his dad dipped his glasses in hummus.

6/10/2008 9:02:47 AM

Agent 0
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i heard Swardson was in it and wanted to see it based solely on that

then i read a Smigel interview on AV Club and they said he had a small bit part

so i was like

fuck that



also, the only thing ive heard from reviews of this movie are

ITS SO SILLY!!111

6/11/2008 10:27:41 AM

jbtilley
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Nick Swardson has fans? What do I know. But I've only seen him in this and Blades of Steel. He may have been in Benchwarmers, I can't remember.

This was the worst movie I've seen since Battlefield Earth... which I watched the week before.

6/11/2008 7:17:10 PM

Agent 0
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^reno 911

he's amazingly funny as the gay rollerskating sexual deviant

also Grandma's Boy...a completely underrated movie

6/12/2008 8:44:06 AM

aimorris
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SHIT'S WEAK! SHIT'S WIZ-EAAAK!

6/12/2008 9:25:49 AM

GoldieO
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^^^ go find the Rifftrax for Battlefield Earth then get some beer, and maybe a buddy or two, and the movie transforms into comic gold.

6/12/2008 9:29:42 AM

DirtyMonkey
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the solution to borderline-quality movies is obviously the $1.50. i can't believe how many potentially crap movies people go see for $9.

6/12/2008 12:16:55 PM

jbtilley
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^^That's a rat brained idea. I'll have to do that.

6/12/2008 2:37:05 PM

Jader
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saw it. wasnt as bad as little nicky. not as good as happy gilmore or billy madison.

6/12/2008 6:41:33 PM

lmnop
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Oh my god, it was terrible! I think I snickered twice.

7/9/2008 11:56:27 AM

statefan24
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Israelis love this movie

7/9/2008 11:59:30 AM

hey now
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Fuuuuck the haters this movie is hilarious.

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