thats the philosophical question to be answered

6/8/2008 11:07:11 PM

first

6/8/2008 11:07:55 PM

Because, if you do I won't have to pull out this pistol I have in my pocket and shoot you!

6/8/2008 11:08:16 PM

i guess you are hired then

6/8/2008 11:09:42 PM

Because Generation Y has earned it, mother fucker!

^^ Your answer is so PG County.

6/8/2008 11:11:23 PM

how about tell me a little about yourself before i hire you

6/8/2008 11:12:02 PM

when obama is elected we won't need jobs

6/8/2008 11:12:03 PM

Because I get shit done and I'm not a bitch.

Nuff said.

6/8/2008 11:12:04 PM

i can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose

6/8/2008 11:12:20 PM

can you do that on your 15 min break

6/8/2008 11:13:20 PM

Is this preceded by: "I've already interviewed another person for this position who looks perfect."

6/8/2008 11:20:07 PM

Fine I'll give a better answer.

Because I am an extremely hard worker. I work even when my health is endangered by diabetic or sinusitis complications and when nobody else is working.

Please pay me money. Please? I GOT FIVE KIDS TO FEED!

6/8/2008 11:22:02 PM

I saw this yahoo article too....
http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/career-articles-the_big_question_why_should_i_hire_you-379

6/8/2008 11:23:12 PM

Because I'll do half of your job for you, you get promoted, then I take your job. Repeat.

6/8/2008 11:29:21 PM

^^ where is my postcard at ho

6/8/2008 11:36:18 PM

bttt

6/9/2008 9:05:10 AM

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"Because I get shit done and I'm not a bitch"

tr00 dat

6/9/2008 9:06:59 AM

I always wanted to have the balls to answer that question with: "I think my resume speaks for itself, sir"

6/9/2008 9:08:55 AM

i'd be like 'look nucca, i got dat 190% purp so wuz wit da job now!'

6/9/2008 9:10:06 AM

because i don't have a job and i need that buttah

6/9/2008 11:05:15 AM

^jessie said she would get you hired on tuesday if you wanted to work at her lab...

she said you would be a nice break from all the lesbians she works with

6/9/2008 11:06:50 AM

Hey, I need a job with MORE lesbians!

6/9/2008 11:07:49 AM

because I don't have a job

and need $$ for food

6/9/2008 11:09:28 AM

what do you see yourself doing in 5 years?

6/9/2008 11:10:15 AM

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"what do you see yourself doing in 5 years?"

Two chicks at the SAME time.

6/9/2008 11:11:06 AM

i might hire you after all if you can turn me on

6/9/2008 11:11:42 AM

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"because I don't have a job and need $$ for food"

oh so you're a part of the 5.5% unemployment

http://www.bizjournals.com/triangle/jobs/

6/9/2008 11:14:44 AM

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"Never say anything bad about your current employer in an interview. It's never sexy to bitch about your ex."

6/12/2008 1:09:00 PM