i'd go with helen of troy. any babe that's worth starting a war over has to be hot as fuck.

6/15/2008 2:50:51 AM

are you kidding? ive seen way too many fights over below-average women

6/15/2008 2:51:51 AM

i wish i could delete this post and lock this thread and as a mod continually bump it to show an example of the perfect post

6/15/2008 2:53:02 AM

Jackie O

6/15/2008 2:54:14 AM

eve

who's your daddy now?

6/15/2008 3:25:15 AM

lady bird johnson lol

6/15/2008 3:26:12 AM

Mata Hari I guess.

6/15/2008 3:30:26 AM

MOTHER TERESA

6/15/2008 3:30:45 AM

YOUR MOM

SNAP!

6/15/2008 3:37:40 AM

I'd have to agree and do helen of troy.

probably also cleopatra (that would be baller)

also, Greta Garbo.

6/15/2008 4:27:54 AM

aubrey hepburn

I cant count how many times Ive beat to BAT

6/15/2008 5:25:14 AM

Richard Feynman

6/15/2008 10:33:53 AM

ooo richard feynman is a good choice

but ima have to go with elvis
or brad pit, or johnny depp

(my reason for one of those dudes is that then more women might fuck me because they could vicariously fuck them)

[Edited on June 15, 2008 at 10:38 AM. Reason : .]

6/15/2008 10:37:09 AM

The answer is yes.

6/15/2008 10:37:27 AM

marie antoinette

as played by kirsten dunst

6/15/2008 10:39:16 AM

Johnny Cash

I'd like to make him sing Rusty Cage but I might break out giggling.

6/15/2008 10:42:26 AM

I wouldn't want to fuck any woman prior to the era when pube trimming/shaving became mainstream.

6/15/2008 11:03:06 AM

Mary Todd Lincoln.

I hear she was a freak.

6/15/2008 11:25:07 AM

toss up between helen keller or anne frank

6/15/2008 11:31:55 AM

Cleopatra

6/15/2008 11:35:34 AM

Marilyn Monroe

6/15/2008 11:37:04 AM

POCAHONTAS

6/15/2008 11:40:52 AM

sappho

6/15/2008 11:42:29 AM

My pick would be Lady Godiva, for all of those who chose Cleopatra you might want to read and rethink.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/1250323.stm

6/15/2008 12:26:18 PM

But I like my chicks short fat and ugly!

6/15/2008 12:28:12 PM

I'd have to get a see at how Nefertiti and some other historical peeps looked.

6/15/2008 12:32:05 PM

Quote :

"i'd go with helen of troy. any babe that's worth starting a war over has to be hot as fuck."

you have fun with that..

[Edited on June 15, 2008 at 12:34 PM. Reason : IT'S A MAAAN BABBY]

6/15/2008 12:34:20 PM

rita hayworth

good googly that was a woman

6/15/2008 12:37:42 PM

helen of troy wasn't a real person

6/15/2008 12:38:09 PM

Bobby got it right.

6/15/2008 12:38:29 PM

I'd fuck the freedom right out of George Washington

6/15/2008 12:40:13 PM

Susan B. Anthony. You know she wanted it.

6/15/2008 12:50:57 PM

Madame de Pompadour, super hot super smart

6/15/2008 1:08:06 PM

you guys are fucking crazy not to have picked harriet tubman.

6/15/2008 1:08:45 PM

Quote :

"I wouldn't want to fuck any woman prior to the era when pube trimming/shaving became mainstream."

6/15/2008 1:58:45 PM

I'm surprised nobody has said Anne Frank

but for me... I'd go with Catherine II of Russia

6/15/2008 2:02:29 PM

^

Quote :

"toss up between helen keller or anne frank"

Someone did.

6/15/2008 2:09:45 PM

Quote :

"you guys are fucking crazy not to have picked harriet tubman."

lol, ain't nobody wanna fuck a negrow u know that.

6/15/2008 2:10:06 PM

Marie Antoinette

6/15/2008 2:10:54 PM

Anne Boleyn

Anne of Cleves

6/15/2008 2:10:58 PM

Shit, Catherine of Aragon as well

6/15/2008 2:12:11 PM

Queen Elizabeth "the Virgin" Queen

6/15/2008 2:13:54 PM

I'd go with Dalila, Jezebel, or Bathsheba...they all fucked up things for the Jews so it would be great to fuck them back

6/15/2008 2:42:56 PM

I would have loved to fuck Eve up the ass in the garden of eden.

6/15/2008 2:57:11 PM

Princess Diana

6/15/2008 3:19:52 PM

joan of arc

6/15/2008 3:27:13 PM

Quote :

"eve who's your daddy now?"

lawl

6/15/2008 3:29:46 PM

rita hayworth
audrey hepburn

6/15/2008 4:54:01 PM

second joan of arc

6/16/2008 3:32:44 AM

Quote :

"I wouldn't want to fuck any woman prior to the era when pube trimming/shaving became mainstream."

ahahahahahahahhah

6/16/2008 5:57:24 AM