do chickens mate with the hen?

i bet yall think you know, but you dont..

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 9:19 PM. Reason : question]

6/16/2008 9:16:57 PM

They come out of the chicken's butt. Everybody knows that.

6/16/2008 9:17:25 PM

butt cloaca

6/16/2008 9:17:58 PM

isn't it called a vent or something?

6/16/2008 9:18:14 PM

no but do chickens mate with the hen? thats the question

6/16/2008 9:18:33 PM

It's their all purpose opening.

6/16/2008 9:18:39 PM

mating is not necessary for an egg to be laid, if that's what you're getting at.

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 9:20 PM. Reason : we only had about 20,000 chickens]

6/16/2008 9:19:35 PM

yeah, that is what im talking about, so where do chickens come from then?
does the hen go around screwing the eggs

6/16/2008 9:20:43 PM

chickens come from dinosaurs

6/16/2008 9:21:17 PM

and dinosaurs came from jesus

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 9:22 PM. Reason : mcfluffle's post stalking me again ]

6/16/2008 9:21:49 PM

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"yeah, that is what im talking about, so where do chickens come from then? does the hen go around screwing the eggs"

lolololololololololololololol


kthx.

6/16/2008 9:21:49 PM

well its clear that yall dont know the answer either

6/16/2008 9:22:28 PM

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"does the hen go around screwing the eggs"

WHERE'S THE CARLFACE PICTURE?

6/16/2008 9:22:41 PM

if the chickens mated, it hatches. if they didn't she just lays an egg and it never hatches.

6/16/2008 9:23:09 PM

so are the eggs we eat hatchable or non hatchable?

6/16/2008 9:24:27 PM

6/16/2008 9:24:30 PM

dude above said "chickens come from dinosaurs"


all birds did not just chickens

6/16/2008 9:24:37 PM

Hens begin laying at 18 – 20 weeks of age and a healthy chicken will lay about one egg a day. A hen does not need a rooster to lay eggs and eggs are produced in response to day light patterns. The eggs we buy in the store are not fertilized (they don’t hatch). The size of the egg is dependant on the age of the hen. Older birds lay larger eggs.

6/16/2008 9:24:43 PM

^^ haha calling someone out on 1st post

6/16/2008 9:25:07 PM

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"all birds did not just chickens "

lol

6/16/2008 9:25:25 PM

there's nothing wrong with eating fertilized eggs though.

6/16/2008 9:26:03 PM

somehow i don't think a dinosaur laid an egg and a chicken popped out

6/16/2008 9:26:37 PM

dont believe me? look it up

link http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/diapsids/avians.html

6/16/2008 9:26:45 PM

wow, thought hens were male chickens, oh well, but it'd be nice to be a rooster
you whole job would be screwing chicks

6/16/2008 9:27:01 PM

fykal u know birds came from dinosaurs right?

6/16/2008 9:28:16 PM

a rooster screwing chicks is like pedophilia for chickens or something

6/16/2008 9:28:25 PM

view one of these handy sources

http://www.google.com
http://www.ask.com
http://www.wikipedia.com
http://www.meatspin.com

6/16/2008 9:28:42 PM

*carlface*

6/16/2008 9:28:47 PM

my good friend talked about rednecks in NC who would fuck chickens.

6/16/2008 9:29:25 PM

I always wondered if big eggs came from big chickens or just fat ass fucking regular chickens

6/16/2008 9:29:45 PM

^^

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 9:30 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2008 9:29:53 PM

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"a rooster screwing chicks is like pedophilia for chickens or something"

lol,

and no to google, its so impersonal, i'd rather learn from real people who went to google

6/16/2008 9:29:58 PM

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"fykal u know birds came from dinosaurs right?"

well, according to homie's link, birds are dinosaurs

...which in my personal opinion is a crock of shit; but that's me

6/16/2008 9:31:38 PM

Apparently these little dogs hump the chicken.

6/16/2008 9:31:41 PM

I'm not callin' you a chicken fucker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.

6/16/2008 9:38:08 PM

who was the one that fucked the chicken to death and then had to eat it?

6/16/2008 9:39:14 PM

oh nah birds definitely are not dinosaurs

6/16/2008 9:39:29 PM

sounds like something you tell 3rd graders as a pedagogical tool

6/16/2008 9:46:53 PM

i'm gonna put that in my words thread

6/16/2008 9:48:37 PM

the male and female chxn rub areas

6/16/2008 9:48:39 PM

As always, the answer comes from Seinfeld:

FRANK: What is this thing anyway?

MRS. ROSS: It's Cornish gamehen.

FRANK: What is that, like a little chicken?

GEORGE: It's, uh, it's not a little chicken. [laughing] Little chicken. It's a gamebird.

FRANK: Gamebird?

GEORGE: Yeah.

FRANK: What do you mean? Like, you - you hunt it?

MR. ROSS: Yes.

FRANK: How hard could it be to kill this thing?

. . .

FRANK: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

GEORGE: Why don't we talk about it another time?

FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

MRS. ROSS: Something's missing, all right. . .

MR. ROSS: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

FRANK: That's perverse!

6/16/2008 9:53:51 PM

hahahaha, I'm so gonna use that shit.

Hey baby, let's go rub areas.

6/16/2008 9:54:18 PM

^^ I can't believe it took so many posts for that to come up. You people have no culture.

6/16/2008 10:07:03 PM

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"wow, thought hens were male chickens"

wow, just wow.

and you also had NEVER heard of the world-class institution University of Chicago.

damn dude, do you live in a cave with the Taliban?


[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 10:19 PM. Reason : ]

6/16/2008 10:17:53 PM

^yet another trivia question that 8/10 people wouldn't know

6/16/2008 10:19:41 PM

^i feel that this statement is very inaccurate

6/16/2008 10:20:35 PM

^well it depends on who you ask

6/16/2008 10:28:50 PM

yes you are right, 8/10 people wouldn't know the answer to this question:

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"damn dude, do you live in a cave with the Taliban?"

but we all think yes, based on the fact that hen = male chicken to you.

6/16/2008 10:29:55 PM

My mother had a few hens and they're the reason why I can't eat an actual egg anymore. Egg-beaters, fine... but I can't crack an egg an eat it. I know it's all mental, but basically I came to the conclusion that the eggs we eat are about the equivalent of a woman's period (minus the blood). It's an un-fertilized egg that gets expelled from the body.

Plus the act of going to get an egg from the nest/coop and it was still warm and kind of sticky...

6/16/2008 10:36:00 PM

^dude, i used to wash the chicken shit off of eggs that we'd eat. if they didn't meet the weight requirement (we had laying houses, the eggs were fertilized), they became "table eggs", as in we ate them. that's^ some weak shit.

6/16/2008 10:41:09 PM