A snoring duckling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU
could someone embed?

6/17/2008 12:01:50 AM

I was half expecting to see DIAMONDACE EXPOSED!

6/17/2008 12:02:56 AM

bwn? lol

6/17/2008 12:03:28 AM

OH MY DEAR LORD

THE CUTENESSIOSITY

6/17/2008 12:07:14 AM

Quote :

"Once upon a time in a land called fuck Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck Mickey Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his brother was a fag Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't sleep They was hootin for a while, and it was gettin kinda deep Bugs Bunny had the props on the Eastside spots Known to hit a five from a mile with a shot Goofy was Mickey Mouse righthand man One day smoked a stick, and came up with a brand Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago A game of 5K, to eliminate Donald But what they didn't know, is Donald was a G Had big time respect, from the West to the East Haps up see, and listen to the funk First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto Huey and Duey and Louie with a Shot down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie Everybody know Minnie got shot down And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound Huckleberry had a Deputy, by the name of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify Pixie and Dixie just did a driveby On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed And now Bugs Bunny is gettin kind of pissed Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer Bugs sellin drugs on the motherfuckin corner The future's lookin shitty in fuck city So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy Shit's on the street, no that's how it goes Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is dead Quick Draw McGraw took two to the head Huey and Duey and Louie got caught And now they in the county, ready to sell out Pixie and Dixie's on the run from the mob Cause they tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin drunk Bullet fucked up Beetlejuice, while Miss Piggy had a pump Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin So Tom and Jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a punk and everybody knew Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin brew In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark Donald Duck got the whole damn city sewed up In a ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck"

6/17/2008 12:07:48 AM

i bet that shit is tasty as hell.

6/17/2008 12:16:50 AM

OF

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6/17/2008 12:20:37 AM

Sure it's cute now... But just wait until it grows up, escapes, and eats your face off in the middle of the night while you're sleeping.

6/17/2008 12:23:45 AM

hahaha
monies

man, my 2 duckies grew up to be fat and lazy as hell They were cute though and had some weird thing about running over the dog when it was stretched out in the yard. Dog would be asleep and then WHAM, duck hit and run.

6/17/2008 12:30:58 AM

http://www.linkognito.com/b.php?b=841

6/17/2008 12:43:22 AM

cute, but the sound was asynchronous with the ducks breathing


so, fake perhaps?

6/17/2008 12:45:01 AM

i wanted to grab a duck egg from a nest the other day

so i call my GF from the boat and she says, "no"

so i brought home a fucking hermit crab, and i let it roam freely.

free range hermit crabs ftw.

6/17/2008 12:47:48 AM

^^ or! it could have some sort of horrible respiratory infection making it sound particularly cute

^ I had fiddler crabs that kept escaping, I'd always find them in the kitchen or hangin out in the living room. Fuckers were climbing up the aquarium filter before I had to tape up their escape routes.

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 12:53 AM. Reason : fuck spelling]

6/17/2008 12:52:47 AM

bttcute

6/17/2008 9:42:49 AM

Awww I have 4 ducks at home!!!

One is super fat and tries to eat everyone's food. She's the momma, so what can you say?

6/17/2008 9:46:11 AM

i would love to roast this little fucker and put some teryaki sauce on it

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 9:48 AM. Reason : asdf]

6/17/2008 9:48:20 AM

you should've gotten the duck egg. free roaming hermit crab just isn't the same

6/17/2008 9:48:58 AM

damn troops is this your duckie?

6/17/2008 9:52:08 AM

my puppy is the cutest thing ever

6/17/2008 9:55:09 AM

no, I wish it was
mine finally kicked the bucket after many years

I want another one sooo bad, a little baby call duck to be precise
they are teh CUTE.


but as you know chris, I am at capacity already

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 9:55 AM. Reason : ^ did you rename it yet?]

6/17/2008 9:55:11 AM

aye

6/17/2008 9:56:23 AM

i thought this was about

6/17/2008 9:56:27 AM

^^^that's the kind I have!

Cute little white ducks with orange feet and beaks (sp?)

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 9:57 AM. Reason : ^you get a cute award too!]

6/17/2008 9:57:31 AM

awwwwww yeah she's a cute baby, I'll allow it

and ^ these ducks stay small and have a tiny head.

Do you have these or peking ducks? which are the plain white meat birds:



I had 2 peking ducks - Amelia and Buck

6/17/2008 10:02:32 AM

it sounds like a whoopie cushion with a leak

6/17/2008 10:16:22 AM

The shit all over the cage makes it that much cuter.

6/17/2008 10:37:34 AM

whats so fun about owning a duck?

6/17/2008 10:38:27 AM

I hate it when people pierce their infant's ears. So tacky.

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 10:41 AM. Reason : .]

6/17/2008 10:41:00 AM

I just happen to like ducks
they are fun to raise and follow you around, take care of bugs in the yard

I mean you can always fatten 'em up and eat them

6/17/2008 10:41:06 AM

Quote :

"The shit all over the cage makes it that much cuter."

Indeed.

6/17/2008 10:41:35 AM

I used to have a cat that snored. She sounded a lot like this duck actually

6/17/2008 10:44:20 AM

if it taste like ribs would you eat it?

6/17/2008 10:44:54 AM

I think I have the Peking kind.

The previous homeowners got them, so we inherited the 4 fun ducks. We live on like 15 acres of water, so they're so much fun!

If I stand on the porch and yell QUACK QUACK! (yes I look stupid when doing this) they swim right on back to our house

6/17/2008 10:47:29 AM

^^^my oldest kitty snores too

^^only if they are actual baby back ribs....
kinda like Maya up there . . .

HAHAH that's so cute! I'd just yell DUCKS! and they'd come quacking around the corner and go into their pen for the night hahah

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 10:49 AM. Reason : carrots]

6/17/2008 10:48:36 AM

The funny thing is, if I quack 4 times, they quack back at me 4 times!

So we just go back and forth for a while. Quite entertaining



[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 10:52 AM. Reason : I forget that I have pics in my photo gallery]

6/17/2008 10:51:19 AM

the duck would have been a lot cuter if it wasn't surrounded by urine and birdshit stained newspapers.


oh, and I'll have the steak fajita sub.

6/17/2008 1:31:24 PM

dude, it's a duck . . . they eat, shit, and quack.

6/17/2008 1:58:41 PM

thats fine, just change the newspaper before posting your video on YouTube and calling it cute

6/20/2008 8:18:59 PM

6/20/2008 8:21:46 PM

*implodes*
you just trumped my snoring duckling

6/20/2008 8:32:29 PM

i thought this thread was about FykalJpn

6/20/2008 8:45:07 PM

omg baby sloth <3

6/20/2008 9:06:22 PM