someone lemme hold a speculum

6/17/2008 8:52:15 PM

pics?

6/17/2008 8:52:54 PM

whats your gonorrhea status?

6/17/2008 8:52:55 PM

this of course....was a

6/17/2008 8:56:06 PM

whew i thought i couldn't go raw anymore. thxu jesus

6/17/2008 8:58:37 PM

6/17/2008 8:59:03 PM

the rawr the betta

6/17/2008 8:59:36 PM

gotta love the akward conversation while they're groping you
"soooo . . . . how's . . school?"
"um . . I graduated"
" . . . oh. . . . well. that's nice."

6/17/2008 8:59:50 PM

does anybody fuck to music anymore?

6/17/2008 9:00:38 PM

I'd just settle for fucking

6/17/2008 9:02:15 PM

its easy man. just hollar at every girl you see, and the laws of probability say you should fuck at least one.

6/17/2008 9:03:22 PM

i read "pabst"


sorely disappointed.

6/17/2008 9:04:14 PM

^^

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 9:04 PM. Reason : ^^'s]

6/17/2008 9:04:17 PM

I've been told that many a time. However I don't want to whore myself out that much. Maybe just ask every hot girl I see?

6/17/2008 9:04:22 PM

it gets easier if you have no standards as well

6/17/2008 9:05:11 PM

^^you are drastically decreases your chances, but it better than not trying at all. just rememebr virtually all hot girls got bfs or somebody tagging it.

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 9:07 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/17/2008 9:05:15 PM

True, but maybe i could help the chances even more by starting to go to clubs down in the Meatpacking district. I think a lot of loose women hang out down there. I'll just show up around 230-3am and see who's the drunkest.

6/17/2008 9:07:39 PM

you have a better chance just talking to them and being yourself, but yeah drunk women tend to have one night stands more than sober chicks

6/17/2008 9:08:42 PM

who woulda thunk it

6/17/2008 9:09:58 PM

not tke

6/17/2008 9:12:52 PM

lol. I'm not looking for anything else. Plan on moving out of the city whenever, so nobody's looking for anything up here.

Maybe at that East Hampton party on the 28th...

[Edited on June 17, 2008 at 9:14 PM. Reason : k]

6/17/2008 9:14:39 PM

Dude...what are we talking about here? Fucking probabilities?

6/17/2008 9:15:58 PM

yeah, love is not not a factor this day and age. its all about numbers, and numbers don't lie.

6/17/2008 9:17:03 PM

bingo.

6/17/2008 9:18:38 PM

The lube they use is 100x better than aftermarket lube, sex tonite will be off tha chains.

6/17/2008 9:24:49 PM

ain't nobody bwning m3c haha she too crazy

6/17/2008 9:27:26 PM