shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
They say that you will no longer have any genetalia...
That's fine for women because they can still go and use the restroom... BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS?!?!?!
Discuss...
Btw, 40 (or however freakin many... I would say 69... lolz) virgins in heaven w/o genetalia = fail Well I take that back. I like bewbies. 6/18/2008 1:40:28 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
..... 6/18/2008 1:41:41 PM |
lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
This is the worst thread I have ever seen. 6/18/2008 1:42:21 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
you dont poo in heaven silly 6/18/2008 1:42:30 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe we just get orgasm buttons.. instead. 6/18/2008 1:42:42 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not just talking about pooping here. I mean, how do guys go pee without their peeeeenis? Do our urethras (sp?) get relocated? srsly God, what's up with this plan of Yours?
[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : sorry God, I forgot "yours" needs to be capitalized... just like America ] 6/18/2008 1:52:06 PM |
SymeGuy69 All American 11036 Posts user info edit post |
this makes no sense. 6/18/2008 1:57:43 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
This is chit chat...
I'm talking about the urethra. For women, you can remove the genetailia (vagina..) and still have the urethra to go pee. For men... Well, the urethra is in the penis. If you remove the penis... does that mean that men now have to pee like women? HMMM
[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 1:59 PM. Reason : .] 6/18/2008 1:58:23 PM |
SymeGuy69 All American 11036 Posts user info edit post |
so how do you lose a vag and still pee? probably the same way you lose p33n and still pee i guess. 6/18/2008 1:59:59 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
weirdest thread on tww
ever 6/18/2008 2:02:19 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
wait
who says that? 6/18/2008 2:02:52 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "so how do you lose a vag and still pee" |
women don't pee from the vag. YOU FAIL6/18/2008 4:10:15 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
So that's it with this discussion? You guys are weak.
So what's the deal with the human anatomy in heaven. Anyone have any insights to this? 6/19/2008 2:43:00 PM |
lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
everybody turns into unicorns and then god rapes the unicorns. 6/19/2008 2:50:18 PM |
bassjunkie All American 3093 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "wait
who says that?
" |
just to clarify6/19/2008 2:55:13 PM |
stowaway All American 11770 Posts user info edit post |
you end up with this tiny hole just coming out of your lower abdomen that makes it very hard to aim. it's all in the hips! 6/19/2008 3:18:19 PM |
SymeGuy69 All American 11036 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " women don't pee from the vag. YOU FAIL" |
so then where does the urethra exit? you apparently haven't thought this through.
[Edited on June 19, 2008 at 3:35 PM. Reason : +]6/19/2008 3:22:42 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I just remember there was a discussion about this a few years back in a church I went. I actually "looked this up" and realized we'd have no genetalia b/c we have no body. I suppose we just turn into "spiritual energy?" But when we "materialize," I suppose we no longer have to worry about breathing/eating/etc...?
I mean, when we die, it is said in the bible (Mark 12:25) that we will be as Angels.. Angles have no genetalia... so... how do we urinate? Or are we too good to urinate in Heaven?
[Edited on June 19, 2008 at 3:55 PM. Reason : .] 6/19/2008 3:54:25 PM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
urine is liquid sin 6/19/2008 3:55:05 PM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
I would think that we would have no need to pee.
theoretically, I mean. 6/19/2008 5:24:21 PM |
tartsquid All American 16389 Posts user info edit post |
My granddaddy used to say that in heaven, everything would be made from boobs. He was really looking forward to sleeping on a bed of boobs. 6/19/2008 6:11:53 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Please don't post any more threads until you have posted 255 more times.
Thanks.
PS: There is no genitalia, because there is no waste. The only waste would be intellectual, like this thread. 6/19/2008 6:15:33 PM |
ReceiveDeath INEED2 GET HIRITENOW 70283 Posts user info edit post |
boobs are overrated 6/19/2008 6:16:34 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Road, your date is green! 6/19/2008 6:17:25 PM |
tartsquid All American 16389 Posts user info edit post |
Your face is overrated. 6/19/2008 6:20:19 PM |