Evan Martinez (the kept boy)


Evan is Chuck's teenage, diet pill-addicted, pot smoking, air-headed, but dedicated and utterly codependent boyfriend.

Age: 19

Occupation: Student (i.e. houseboy)

Interests: Dancing, Sex, Diet Pills, Medicinal Marijuana, Philosophy

Turn-ons: Complete and utter dependence, Codependence

Idols: Hello? Madonna & Gwen Stefani- who else?

Favorite Expression: You're skinnyfat.


Since Evan Martinez is way younger than old trolls like you, he can't really relate to anything you might have to say because it was way before his time, but he acts really really mature for his age, so there.

Seriously though, Evan doesn't usually like other people his age because they're so immature. He feels more comfortable with older people because they're mature like him, plus they're totally older, so that always makes him, like, the younger one. Evan can name any club anthem in less than 2 seconds.

He moved in with Chuck at the age of 15 and still has a close (albeit sometimes catty) relationship with his single mother, who is only 14 years older than him.

Evan's ideal weekend would be spent awake.

QUOTABLE: "Some people don't give me enough credit for how smart I-- Ohmygod! I loooove this song!"

PHYSICAL: very very young, latino, black hair, super trendy club clothes, cap

6/19/2008 12:38:41 AM

[words] and [no]

6/19/2008 12:39:04 AM

Quote :

"CAPTAIN PUFFY PANTS"

6/19/2008 12:39:10 AM

6/19/2008 12:40:33 AM

ntlb

6/19/2008 10:18:37 AM

i mean, we all know you are gay and everything...but did you really need to make a thread about it?

6/19/2008 10:25:07 AM

just let it fall to the bottom with the rest of TWW's lameness

6/19/2008 10:27:21 AM

this

thread

isn't

lame

6/19/2008 10:28:41 AM

I thought your last name was Kinney, you lied to us?

6/19/2008 10:31:48 AM

LIKE BRIAN KINNEY?

6/19/2008 10:47:03 AM

respond to my PM evan!!!

6/19/2008 10:48:08 AM

so he's a twink

6/19/2008 10:49:09 AM