Quote :

"Young girl: Mom, I don't want to go to ballet! Mother: Sweetie, you have to. I paid four hundred dollars for one lesson. If you think you're gonna back out of this now... Young girl: But mom, the teacher touches me! Mother: Well, damn it, he can touch you as much as he wants for the four fucking hundred dollars I spend every week!"

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Some of these are actually kind of disturbing

6/20/2008 1:38:22 PM

You know they fixed the search function, right?

6/20/2008 1:39:32 PM

oh burn

6/20/2008 1:40:08 PM

Quote :

"Would-be robber: Gimme all your money Would-be victim's GF: Give him your money, he's got a knife Would-be victim: That ain't no knife. (pulls out large knife) This is a knife"

6/20/2008 1:40:34 PM

oh burned on tww...i'm crying, really

6/20/2008 1:40:40 PM

now you know how i feel!

6/20/2008 1:41:06 PM

Quote :

"Blonde: So I started calling my students "nizzle". Brunette: "Nizzle" means "nigger". Blonde: Oh. My. God."

6/20/2008 1:41:52 PM

Congratulations. You have just discovered a clever and entertaining website.




One that most of us have read years ago.

6/20/2008 1:45:41 PM

Quote :

"Hobo: Man, if you wanna get into heaven, you gotta talk to black people. They know where they at. Can't get into heaven if you don't talk to black people."

6/20/2008 1:51:16 PM

"Would-be robber: Gimme all your money
Would-be victim's GF: Give him your money, he's got a knife
Would-be victim: That ain't no knife. (pulls out large knife) This is a knife"



"Overheard while watching Crocodile Dundee 2"

6/20/2008 1:55:12 PM

overheard in the office > overheard in NY

imo

6/20/2008 2:00:30 PM

That whole little network of sites (Overheard in NY, at the Office, at the Beach, Everywhere) is pretty damn good. Wonderful way to waste a couple of hours without realizing it.

6/20/2008 2:49:36 PM

10/10. i heard about this some time ago. thanks for reminding us.

6/20/2008 2:51:23 PM

^^^^pretty sure its part 1

6/20/2008 2:54:45 PM

But I thought Part 1 was shot entirely in Australia and Part 2 was when he came to New York.

Definitely could be wrong though.

6/20/2008 3:02:42 PM

Office:

Quote :

"Manager #1: The new girl is Asian? Ooooh, fucky-sucky, long time! Manager #2: I'll have someone else show her around. Manager #1, as manager #2 leaves office: It's not harassment if you're joking! Circle Center Mall Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by: Shatmandu"

6/20/2008 3:03:21 PM

^^i think the first one was on some "country mouse in the city" type shit and then the 2nd one they go to the outback and fuck with those colombian druglords

6/20/2008 3:04:15 PM

Quote :

" Not Quite Absolutely Fabulous Chick: He was not really completely gay. Guy: What was he, then? Chick: He was more just completely fabulous. --10th & Broadway Overheard by: jennifer Girl: I'm pathetic enough but not fabulous enough to be a fag hag. --The Ansonia, 73rd & Broadway Overheard by: Betty Noir Girl #1: You shouldn't feel sorry for yourself. We are single and fabulous, explanation point. Girl #2: ...Don't you mean "exclamation point"? --Garden Cafe, Inwood Guy #1: ...I walked in and the warehouse was just full of tiny little boots. Guy #2: That sounds fabulous. --Central Park"

Odd little series of quotes on that one.

6/20/2008 3:14:45 PM

If a guy uses the word "fabulous", then he's definitely gay.

6/20/2008 3:18:47 PM

Quote :

"Chick #1: So was he cute? Chick #2: He was cute enough. Chick #1: What does that mean? Chick #2: I mean, like, I wouldn't lick his butt or anything. Chick #1: Ew! Chick #2: Oh, like you never licked a guy's butt! Chick #1: I should never have told you that. --3rd Avenue & 11th Street"

That one's a little funnier.

Really, if you were the least bit decent at writing stories, you could come up with most of the quotes I've read so far on that website. Still, doesn't mean I'm not entertained, even if it is fiction.

I need to stop reading that site before I waste the rest of the day, haha.

6/20/2008 3:20:28 PM