not that we didnt already know this but

[quote]Judge Agrees That Duke Is Godawful

A Circuit Court judge in Kentucky has sided with Duke in a breach of contract lawsuit brought forth by Louisville.

The Blue Devils backed out of a four-game series against the Cardinals with three dates remaining. The contract called for a penalty of $150,000 a game if a date with a "team of similar stature" could not be arranged.

Duke argued that its team, which is 6-45 the past five seasons, was so bad that any team would be a suitable replacement.

The judge sided with Duke.

"At oral argument, Duke (with a candor perhaps more attributable to good legal strategy than to institutional modesty) persuasively asserted that this is a threshold that could not be any lower. Duke's argument on this point cannot be reasonably disputed by Louisville," Judge Phillip J. Shepherd said in his summary.

"We're disappointed with the ruling," Louisville spokesman Kenny Klein said. "We will take our time to review the decision and explore our future options."

http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2008/06/judge-makes-it-official-duke-is.html

6/20/2008 2:18:01 PM

i'm going to the Northwestern game this year

i cannot wait!

6/20/2008 2:19:09 PM

hahaha

When parody becomes reality

6/20/2008 2:19:54 PM

Quote :

"Duke argued that its team, which is 6-45 the past five seasons, was so bad that any team would be a suitable replacement. The judge sided with Duke."

The clearest argument a person could ever state for why Duke should be jettisoned to Conference USA. They can fight with someone more on their level, like Tulane.

6/20/2008 2:40:00 PM

lol

6/20/2008 2:43:00 PM

they do indeed suck, but there first acc win in like forever will come against us this season

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 3:49 PM. Reason : .]

6/20/2008 3:49:17 PM

Hey! We got 10 consecutive wins against them in football.

6/20/2008 4:03:49 PM

too bad we hardly ever get to play them anymore cause of shitty conference realignment bullshit...oh the Tarheels get to beat them in overtime every year for one of their 3-4 wins of the season...but we get to play them what, once every 4 years? fucking bullshit

6/20/2008 4:16:22 PM

NC State


we are the Can Crushers of the ACC

Almostalways Crushing Cans

6/20/2008 4:20:29 PM

crushing cans...is that like titty fucking?

6/20/2008 4:21:18 PM

isn't this a family message board?

6/20/2008 4:42:40 PM

my bad on the typo...i meant "ticket funding"

6/20/2008 4:54:31 PM

lol

6/20/2008 4:58:18 PM

i geev you crew cut!

6/20/2008 7:29:34 PM