http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626146951

6/23/2008 6:06:32 PM

he's pretty interested in Kobe's thoughts regarding the taste of his ass.

6/23/2008 6:09:25 PM

highlights i just saw on sportcenter

1) kobe how my ass taste?
2) i'm a horse, kobe ratted me out, now i'm divorced
3) i got a vasectomy, now i can't breed


[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 6:13 PM. Reason : the freestyle flow was worse than steel and kazzam combined]

6/23/2008 6:10:42 PM

i giggled at the beginning with the "Kobe couldn't do without me" and that was about the only part that was good

6/23/2008 6:15:43 PM

Feat. Can-I-Bus?

6/23/2008 6:16:14 PM

pretty funny

i'd have to guess though, that if kobe were there to battle back, he'd probably mention how shaq couldnt get out of the 1st round this year

6/23/2008 6:17:04 PM

ahaha, the rap was awful but the discussion between Stephen A. Smith and Greenberg on ESPN is basically lets ask the black guy what this mean because us white people don't get it.

6/23/2008 6:46:16 PM

Now the part where he says "that's like a white boy trying to be more n*gger than me", if a white rapper said the opposite of that he'd catch some hell. I thought Shaq's rap sucked. Then he's talking about how he's got a vasectomy and that Kobe let his wife know that he was cheating on her and that's why he's gonna get a divorce. Yeah that's some great stuff right there. I've always liked Shaq as a person, b/c he seemed like a generally good guy, a regular family man. Oh well this will go away pretty quickly though.

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 7:06 PM. Reason : ]

6/23/2008 7:06:05 PM

^^ that was just funny

6/23/2008 7:50:02 PM

My thoughts, as posted on another msg board:


1) Shaq is a terrible rapper.
2) Shaq couldn't win without Wade
2a) Shaq couldn't win with Penny
2a-I) Therefore they obviously needed each other, just like Shaq needed D-Wade and Kobe needs a secondary player worth a shit.
4) "That's like you sayin' to yourself you better than me" uh, what? If we're just talking about rap here, not many people CAN'T say that.
5) "That's like Kareem sayin to himself 'you better than me'" I won't even touch this one
6) "It's about B-I-G AKA Big Shaq" sacrilege.



This has to be the winner of Mike & Mike's "Just Shut Up" award, and it's only Monday.

6/23/2008 10:05:40 PM

now we can expect some stammering from Kobe


perhaps a weak comeback rap

6/23/2008 10:08:12 PM

He's probably calling tyra banks to be on the chorus

6/23/2008 10:09:56 PM

too soon?

6/23/2008 10:36:43 PM

ESPN is going to go nuts with this. With the lack of sports on during this time of year, this will make for about 3 side segments about:
a. shaq vs kobe revisited,
b. all time great players winning alone,
c. question kareem and kobe , perhaps the phil jackson will comment as well

6/23/2008 11:25:04 PM

i think this may be worse than i could do.

6/23/2008 11:33:23 PM

I can't believe they actually played the whole thing on SC. I bet there are some uptight dudes calling in complaining about this shit excuse for sports news.

Wow, the OP just proved my point....source of his story is TMZ

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 10:19 AM. Reason : f]

6/24/2008 10:18:10 AM

Is this really newsworthy?

6/24/2008 10:51:43 AM

i, for one, welcome the return of Shaq the rapper

TWISM BABY

6/24/2008 10:54:56 AM

I'm sure RZA, Meth, Black Thought and Common are all awaiting the chance to do further collabos with the Big Aristotle

6/24/2008 10:59:26 AM

YOU SEEN THE WAY I CLUTCH THE GLOBE

6/24/2008 11:02:54 AM

CANT TAME MY PLATINUM SPEECH

6/24/2008 11:22:15 AM

I got mad styles you better sit and watch
I can kick it like "hee hee"
then I'll grab my crotch

6/24/2008 11:50:16 AM

sure its bad, but its pretty funny. I mean for a sports start to bust something out like that, its pretty damn funny. You can't tell me if you were there that you wouldn't have laughed your ass off.

6/25/2008 11:50:07 AM

Shaq got fired from his sherrif's job for this

6/25/2008 11:59:14 AM

outstanding

6/25/2008 2:24:37 PM

Quote :

"i'm a horse, kobe ratted me out, now i'm divorced"

I'm Kobe, raped a white bitch and my wife still wit me

6/25/2008 3:06:52 PM

Quote :

"i, for one, welcome the return of Shaq the rapper"

6/25/2008 5:22:19 PM

^^^^^ I wouldn't want to be the dude near Shaq laughing at him, but if I were semi-ducked off, I'd have been in tears... worse than I was upon seeing this via youtube.

6/25/2008 7:35:56 PM

i read this as shaq rapes about kobe

6/26/2008 12:25:48 AM