As the title suggests, I'm going to a small child and pedophiles themed party this weekend. I need ideas for a pedophile costume. I'm already working on a creepy molestache, and I'm planning on wearing a polo, buttoning it up to the top button, and tucking it into some jean shorts with my socks pulled high. Any other ideas?

6/26/2008 10:59:08 PM

6/26/2008 11:01:27 PM

.....slowly backs out of the thread

6/26/2008 11:01:28 PM

Glue a bunch of candy to your crotchular area.

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 11:02 PM. Reason : Now scream real loud into my ass.]

6/26/2008 11:01:36 PM

6/26/2008 11:01:38 PM

just go as adam morrison


^ahaha or that

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 11:01 PM. Reason : f]

6/26/2008 11:01:40 PM

oddly enough i was thinking about the perfect outfit modeled after an old teacher who was a pedo... you described him exactly, congrats... you'll need glasses too, and all-white tennis shoes

6/26/2008 11:02:00 PM

6/26/2008 11:02:16 PM

on a related note...

I ran across this article earlier today. It looks like this show might get canned now. FINALLY

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/26/dateline.predator.ap/index.html

6/26/2008 11:02:53 PM

Chris Hanson doin' his thing on MSNBC right now.


The baits screen name was Bush_Sucks93. lol

6/26/2008 11:05:15 PM

Here's some pics of my costume. It was pretty creepy:

7/1/2008 9:54:40 AM

You look a bit like Jim Dangle in those pictures.

7/1/2008 9:56:15 AM

definitely got the creepy aspect down...

7/1/2008 9:57:21 AM

Looks like Zack Galafanakis' (sp?) "twin brother"

7/1/2008 9:58:49 AM

That's a really good costume.

7/1/2008 10:05:17 AM

What you guys didn't pick up on is that those are the "before" pics

7/1/2008 10:13:12 AM

SQUEeEeEeEeEee!!!

7/1/2008 10:17:23 AM

I doubt most of my friends would go along with a theme like this. Funny shit, tho.

Did iphotou show?

7/1/2008 10:19:06 AM

Is your zipper down?

7/1/2008 10:22:09 AM

Quote :

"Most days I feel like a 25 pound bird"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SV6pYujzLI

7/1/2008 10:22:28 AM

i gotta say

this is a FANTASTIC idea for a party

7/1/2008 10:23:35 AM

^^ A++ would watch again

7/1/2008 10:25:45 AM

Hahaha yep the zipper is down and my shirt is sticking out of it.

Quote :

"I doubt most of my friends would go along with a theme like this. "

Yeah we got a few prudes that said it was "crossing the line", but whatever it's just a party.

A few more creepy pics:






If anyone wants to see all the pics, just take a look at my facebook album, there are some great costumes there:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2208707&id=11826942

7/1/2008 10:30:33 AM

A young Asian girl licking something......that made my day.

7/1/2008 10:32:48 AM

RENT A VAN FOR THE EVENT

PUT A SIGN ON IT THAT SAYS "FREE CANDY"

...

WIN

7/1/2008 10:57:15 AM

that is a somewhat funny idea for a party but it looks like there was only 4 people there

are you sure you guys didn't just roleplay and have group sex?

7/1/2008 10:58:44 AM

^I only posted pictures of my myself because I made this thread looking for ideas on a costume. If you wanna see other people's costumes, look at the facebook album. There were a lot more people.



[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 11:15 AM. Reason : ]

7/1/2008 11:14:06 AM

nice costume

I'd imagine it'd be harder for a black person to pull off that look

[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 11:15 AM. Reason : x]

7/1/2008 11:15:47 AM

Not necessarily

7/1/2008 11:33:42 AM

7/1/2008 11:36:11 AM

^I considered doing a pedobear costume of sorts but I didn't think anyone would understand it.

7/1/2008 11:42:11 AM

you still get points for those pics....pedo hiding behind the couch and in the shower

7/1/2008 11:43:10 AM

That Asian chick is fucking hot too.

7/1/2008 11:44:21 AM

You should have gone as Chris Hansen

7/1/2008 11:45:15 AM

you totally won dude.. well fucking played

7/1/2008 11:47:44 AM

Great job on the costume, but whoever came up with the idea for this party is a little

7/1/2008 11:58:30 AM