I lived inside your limits for a year, and noticed several things:

1) All three of your college campuses are so disgusting that the only cost effective cleaning method would be to firebomb them all
2) You are the orange traffic barrel capital of the world
3) Three bananas for a dollar is out-fucking-rageous
4) If you have a 2/2 house for rent, you should not advertise it at $900 a month when all the windows have bullet holes and the door has been kicked in
5) Your drivers = slow and retarded
6) Oh, and you offer no entertainment options besides drinking

6/30/2008 4:15:25 PM

sounds like my kind of town

6/30/2008 4:17:45 PM

you must have been in the nice part of town

6/30/2008 4:22:06 PM

their hospital is GHETTO.

6/30/2008 5:01:36 PM

(had a nice tour of the ER while I was down there for a football game.)

6/30/2008 5:01:57 PM

Tallahassee is in the armpit of Florida. The only place wore than that is the reservoir tip known as Miami.

6/30/2008 5:58:38 PM