The more i like a girl the greater the chance i'll fuck it up

6/30/2008 6:18:55 PM

or the greater the chance she'll fuck you over

6/30/2008 6:19:21 PM

or the greater the odds she's moving far away in a month

6/30/2008 6:20:17 PM

^

6/30/2008 6:21:28 PM

Bump

7/10/2008 3:15:20 PM

GENIUS!

7/10/2008 3:16:32 PM

is this law the same for women?

7/10/2008 3:18:07 PM

i hate the word "darlin"...sounds too southern white trash to me

7/10/2008 3:18:49 PM

mehh depends on hotness

7/10/2008 3:18:53 PM

BRILLIANT

7/10/2008 3:20:12 PM

You mean the hotter she the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

7/10/2008 3:24:07 PM

dnl's favorite song of all time is "Oh my darlin, oh my darlin, oh my daaaarlin Clementine"

7/10/2008 3:25:20 PM

There is an inverse relationship between climate and my personal relationships.

The closer I get to summer, the worse they become until we break up.

5 years strong and counting.

7/10/2008 3:26:47 PM

i have a 4 month relationship cycle... 4 months of awesome 2 of OMFG LEAVE ME ALONE repeat.

7/10/2008 3:32:07 PM