I punctuated my comment with "....stud" thinking of that time in Grease when that one chick calls a dude "stud."

He looked back at me with a matter-of-fact glazed look and replied, "Studs are horses that are used for breeding."

7/1/2008 6:23:13 PM

you also have to look/dress/be olivia newton john to carry that out.

7/1/2008 6:24:20 PM

i think thats his way of saying "yo let me fuck you but dont tell anyone"

7/1/2008 6:24:24 PM

LOL

SAT IT AGAIN HUMAN

7/1/2008 6:24:36 PM

7/1/2008 6:25:33 PM

Quote :

"Studs are horses that are used for breeding"

why yes, yes we are

7/1/2008 6:26:42 PM

We had a gym teacher that would call guys "stud" to demean them but it was ineffective because he was a short, borderline retarded gym teacher.

7/1/2008 6:31:32 PM

Well, uh, git up, stand up. So what's said, you dickhead
See when I was a youngsta, used to wear them fuckin Pro Keds
My mama made me do it, but the devil, he made me smart
Told me to jack them weak ass niggaz for they fuckin Starters
In the middle school, I was a bigger fool
I wore a tank top to show off my tattoo, thought I was cool
I used to hang out with my daddy's brothers, I call them my uncles
They taught me how to smoke herb, I followed them when they ran numbers
So in a sense I was Rosemary's baby
And then, I learned the difference between a bitch and a lady
Hell, I treat 'em all like hoes, see I pimped 'em
Bitch never had my money, so I never whipped 'em
See all the playas came and all the playas went
A playa ain't a gangsta but a playa can handle his shit bitch
You need to git up, git out, git somethin
Smoke out, cuz it's all about money, money, money
Yeah I said it, a nigga sportin plats and a Braves hat
I hang with Rico Wade cuz the Dungeon is where the funk's at, boy
I'm true to Organized, cuz they raised me
I'm also down with LaFace cuz L.A. Reid, yeah, he pays me
And it's cool
Yeah, it's real cool, gettin paid fat pockets
and all that other fat shit like that, ha-ha

7/1/2008 6:32:53 PM

^^ dude, being a gym teacher would kick ass

7/1/2008 6:38:13 PM

I had two lesbians.

They were mean.

But one gave me a student-of-the-year award. No, there was nothing sexual involved.

[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 6:39 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2008 6:38:47 PM

yeah, for a short, borderline retarded guy.


At least I'm not borderline retarded.

7/1/2008 6:39:23 PM

I mean, this one chick threatened to give me a 0 for the day because I refused to participate in yoga.

HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT.

7/1/2008 6:40:23 PM