So after work, I went to this new barber shop to get my hair cut. The barber did the cut, and trimmed up my face, etc... It looked fine.
After he finished, he said "Cool, you're done. If you make an appointment next time, I'll give you a facial on the house"

So I stood up really quick like "THA FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! OH NO THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T!"

Then he's all standoffish trying to tell me some garbage about how it'll help with razor bumps

fuckin' jerk

7/1/2008 6:55:40 PM

is this a racist thread?

7/1/2008 6:56:51 PM

is this a homo erotic thread?

7/1/2008 6:57:41 PM

did you go to a gay barbershop???

7/1/2008 6:58:14 PM

Paul Mooney said that black barber shops are just a front to sell drugs

7/1/2008 6:59:28 PM

GG Jeff, you made me laugh while exhaling smoke.

7/1/2008 6:59:54 PM

^ that actually makes me happy. I made this girl (who shall remain nameless) pee a little bit from laughing so hard. I don't know why, but it was the highlight of my day

7/1/2008 7:04:24 PM

leave my mother out of this

7/1/2008 7:04:49 PM

the one on corporation off new bern is good. i go to the one in cary by south hills, theres allso a good one by amedeos and one out in nightdale

7/1/2008 7:11:31 PM

that's fantastic, but is irrelevant

7/1/2008 7:12:22 PM

he isn't in Raleigh.

7/1/2008 7:12:48 PM

oh

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