+1 point for being a female.

Inner thigh muscles ftw!

7/3/2008 3:00:30 PM

bad images

7/3/2008 3:00:55 PM

i got all excited and then there was no video :/

7/3/2008 3:01:05 PM

In all fairness it didn't say nsfw.

Meanwhile nobody thanked me for posting porn in a nsfw thread with no nsfw content.

[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 3:01 PM. Reason : .]

7/3/2008 3:01:31 PM

this thread is perfect without pics?

7/3/2008 3:01:48 PM

i thought you spontanious?

7/3/2008 3:02:43 PM

^ lol, wut?

7/3/2008 3:03:47 PM

i didn't think you could get off

7/3/2008 3:03:53 PM

I you, boo.

[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 3:04 PM. Reason : ^ I'm getting there, it's taking forever though.]

7/3/2008 3:04:04 PM

fleshlight duct taped to the counter top ftw

7/3/2008 3:04:07 PM

Ok this isn't gonna work I don't think, it's too much energy.

7/3/2008 3:08:45 PM

[fail]

7/3/2008 3:10:02 PM

hahahaha
suction cup dildos

7/3/2008 3:17:04 PM

does precumming with no hands count?

7/3/2008 3:59:15 PM

SUCTION

CUP

DILDOS

7/3/2008 4:22:38 PM

LAWLLERCHOPPER

7/3/2008 4:24:20 PM

I masturbate with no hands all the time.

Thats what the girl is for.

7/3/2008 4:27:00 PM

i think there's another word for it in that case

7/3/2008 4:32:15 PM

crap you're right

7/3/2008 4:32:56 PM

handjobs are so not appealing to me...i'd do it way better and faster

7/3/2008 4:33:22 PM

I hate those. I just want to tell the girl LOOK, I DO THIS EVERYDAY SO IF I SAY THAT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG THEN I'M PROBABLY RIGHT.

7/3/2008 4:34:26 PM

lol

7/3/2008 4:37:07 PM

i dont get why a chick would rather use her hand than her mouth anyways...mouthes ftw

7/3/2008 4:38:14 PM

^ the e is silent

Quote :

"mouthes"

7/3/2008 5:17:09 PM

I use my feet

7/3/2008 5:28:44 PM

I do it like

7/3/2008 5:32:31 PM

lol

7/3/2008 5:59:43 PM

ahahaha

7/3/2008 6:47:13 PM

whoa whoa whoa....^^^how many of you have or currently do masturbate like that?

7/3/2008 6:57:36 PM

So is there a point in masturbating with no hands? It seems pretty stupid.

7/3/2008 11:05:34 PM

I used pillows a lot as a teen. Something about having physical contact with my genitals just turned me off from the whole experience, it had to be something between my hands and the skin that I could use to apply gentle pressure. That, or I'd typically just lie on it or straddle it, which was even better because my hands were nowhere near the action and it felt "more realistic."

Then I figured out what the clit was.

Then somebody off of here showed me what the g-spot was not too long ago. Course, I don't want to use that for masturbation, I prefer it when he does it (chances are I couldn't do nearly as good a job as he does).

[Edited on July 4, 2008 at 11:43 AM. Reason : .]

7/4/2008 11:43:13 AM

Quote :

"LOOK, I DO THIS EVERYDAY SO IF I SAY THAT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG THEN I'M PROBABLY RIGHT."

ahahaha i said the equivalent of this to someone not too long ago

7/4/2008 2:12:58 PM

this leaves me wondering....

can a woman ever do it as good a guy or at comperable?

7/5/2008 9:20:54 PM

just had this convo last night and the answer is a resounding no

[Edited on July 5, 2008 at 9:23 PM. Reason : i dont like handjobs because its a waste of time for me...i'd do it better]

7/5/2008 9:23:41 PM