drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
anyone got some tips and pointers? i think there use to be a few older threads but i searched and didnt see anything
know i'm gonna get OJ and grape juice...what others do you suggest(love pomegranate stuff but the 100% kind is like fucking 5 dollars for 10oz or some shit)...gonna do this until monday so its gonna be a short 3 day detox 7/3/2008 4:31:50 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
wait.. what are you doing? 7/3/2008 4:32:33 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
They are pointless. If your body couldn't filter out the toxins it takes in, you would die. Even more pointless if you are using the sugar- and chemical-laden brands of juice, which it sounds like you will be. 7/3/2008 4:33:27 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
its all mental, g 7/3/2008 4:34:33 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
cranberry juice makes you pee more, so it removes more toxins? 7/3/2008 4:34:40 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8780 Posts user info edit post |
I think you should try a big glass of holly berry juice 7/3/2008 4:35:38 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
ok OJ, cranberry, and grape juice so far
i figure if you need about 8 cups of water a day when you are eating food you probably need like about a gallon of juices a day to survive...gallon of OJ(concentrate but i may buy the expensive shit if i'm gonna try this), gallon of cranberry(get the 100 percent shit of that), half gallon of grape juice(100 percent no doubt, that 13% shit sucks)
thoughts?
[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 4:37 PM. Reason : ^whats that?] 7/3/2008 4:37:10 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
what's the point again? 7/3/2008 4:39:43 PM |
Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
bitches worry about "toxins" and that shit.
Have you been reading girly magazines again 'tarded?
[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 4:41 PM. Reason : 2] 7/3/2008 4:40:46 PM |
neodata686 All American 11577 Posts user info edit post |
drugs are bad. 7/3/2008 4:40:47 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
you ever heard of detoxing? its all over google now...basically it flushes your system of free radicals and what not 7/3/2008 4:40:52 PM |
Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "bitches worry about "toxins" and that shit." |
7/3/2008 4:41:47 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
when you do it, you should use those detox foot pads all week and also ear ear candles. 7/3/2008 4:42:18 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
3 days isn't going to do a god damn thing.. free radicals are a constant problem, not something you're going to do shit about in 3 days 7/3/2008 4:42:43 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
^^^if i were a mod i'd suspend you for that
[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 4:42 PM. Reason : ,] 7/3/2008 4:42:47 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
BACK TO THE TOPIC
[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .] 7/3/2008 4:43:15 PM |
Nighthawk All American 19623 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "bitches worry about "toxins" and that shit." |
7/3/2008 4:45:09 PM |
nutsmackr All American 46641 Posts user info edit post |
The best method is to get some conium. 7/3/2008 4:46:21 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
^^dont hate cuz yo ass is unhealthy
[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 4:46 PM. Reason : ^i'll look into it] 7/3/2008 4:46:31 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
nutsmackr i'm pretty sure that shit is poisonous 7/3/2008 4:47:38 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
dammit, his plan failed.
[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 4:48 PM. Reason : hehe jk]
[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 4:48 PM. Reason : Conium is a genus of two species of highly poisonous perennial herbaceous flowering plants in the..] 7/3/2008 4:48:04 PM |
tchenku midshipman 18586 Posts user info edit post |
words. My sister did this method
Quote : | " the bad: * like i said before, the absolute wort part is the salt water flush. it's nasty, it's disgusting, it's vile, it's no fun to drink, i can't say enough about how bad it is. try drinking it in big gulps using a straw. that helped me get through both bottles every morning. * the early morning bathroom trips aren't that fun either. but (stop reading if you don't wanna hear the poop details!!) it all comes out liquid, so you're not sitting there for a long time. * you have a lot of time to yourself while everyone else eats. if you need people around you or a lot of attention, you're out of luck. get a book. * you gotta clear your schedule of social events for a good 2 weeks, give or take a couple of days. unless you're ok going to a birthday party and not having cake and ice cream, which would suck BIG TIME for me.
the good: * fast results. you'll notice the biggest drop in weight the first couple of days - i dropped 5 by day 2. then it'll be a pound a day for the rest. unless she had a ton of back waste, i don't believe for a second that Beyonce lost 22lbs in 10 days. that's just insane! or jealousy.... * the lemonade is quite tasty. depending on how much cayenne pepper you use, it's comparable to lemon cider - kinda tart, kinda spicy yet sweet. * you should not feel hungry if you keep drinking the lemondae. if you do feel hungry, you just have a few gulps and voila! no more hungry. * clothes look good again and you fit into your skinny jeans again!
the ingredients: technically, you're supposed to make a couple of fresh batches each day to maximize the potency of the lemons. however, here in the REAL world, people have to work, so i usually make a big batch to last the entire day. here's what to get: * 3 of the 2.5 gallon Arrowhead spring water jugs (the big ones with spouts). these should last about 10 days, depending on how much you drink. * 5 large bags of lemons. you're supposed to use organic lemons, but i don't roll in the money so i got regulars and it's been fine. organic lemons = $1.99 each, 1 bag of 8 reg lemons = $3.99. you do the math and see if it's worth it to you. * grade B organic maple syrup. i totaled 3 jugs from Whole Foods for the 11 days. i bought their 360 brand. * 1 bottle of powdered cayenne pepper. NOT the pills, NOT the whole peppers. you can get this in the spice aisle at any market. * non-iodized sea salt for the morning flush. * laxative tea. i got chocolate flavored Smooth Move but there are tons of choices.
the recipe for 1 day: * 80 oz. of spring water into a plastic jug, or whatever you plan to transport it in. i used an 88 oz. rubbermaid drink carrier to account for adding the syrup and lemon juice. * juice from 4 lemons, squeezed fresh each morning. * 16 teaspoons of maple syrup. * several dashes of cayenne pepper. on average, i shook in about 10-15 full dashes (sometimes the powder sticks, so you end up with little half dashes), but i can take a pretty darn spicy drink, so you'll have to figure it out for yourself. * shake well and enjoy throughout the day. i mixed everything together each night, then squeezed the lemons the next morning to save time.
the schedule: you should start the cleanse on a saturday if possible to get used to the bathroom runs, the preparing of the lemonade, the time it takes your body to flush after the salt water, etc. * thursday and friday before cleanse: start cutting dairy and red meats from your diet to ready your body for flushing. " |
7/3/2008 4:49:05 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
DNL, think about what you are doing. Getting very little to no protein and fat, and a ton of sugar. That isn't the best thing you could do for your body.
[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 4:50 PM. Reason : Oh my god, not the master cleanse ] 7/3/2008 4:49:30 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
it really depends on what you're trying to cleanse - liver? kidneys? colon? everything?
if you are really serious about this, invest in a juicer and make your own juice.
I also have a good detox yoga sequence that you could do in combination with the juice. 7/3/2008 8:00:16 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
its definitely something i'll try in the near future...as of right now i'm just trying to make it to like next week 7/3/2008 8:18:32 PM |
afripino All American 11425 Posts user info edit post |
what "toxins" are we talking about here? 7/3/2008 8:25:12 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
dude google free radicals and shit...this stuff is simple...google "living" or something 7/3/2008 9:00:48 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
how does this do anything to help long term? 7/3/2008 9:02:59 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
its kinda like being vegan for a little while...those people age pretty well...similarities are obvious imo...sure begonias could tell u more 7/3/2008 9:06:26 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
you've gotta be fucking kidding me
changing for 3 days isn't gonna do shit.. you need to constantly stop free radicals. sure it's a start, but something less extreme over a much longer period of time seems like a hell of a lot better idea
anyways, i'll leave this thread alone..just saying..think about it 7/3/2008 9:10:29 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
dude 3 days is the warm up for the big event 7/3/2008 9:12:01 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
which is...? 7/3/2008 9:13:29 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
at least a week or 10 days 7/3/2008 9:13:49 PM |
Gamecat All American 17913 Posts user info edit post |
PS: THC is FAT soluble, not water/juice soluble 7/3/2008 9:29:19 PM |
AntiMnifesto All American 1870 Posts user info edit post |
No wonder you lose weight! No fat/protein/complex carbs or anything healthy. And you'll wonder why your body gains everything back after you stop the stupidity.
The best way to get healthy is to eat appropriate amounts of balanced food, exercise, and get enough sleep (8 hours.) And stop drinking things besides water.
If you are going to drink juice concoctions, try ones from veggies (Vit. A, iron, Vit.C, etc.) Also, for fruit, most berries are excellent sources of antioxidants and Vitamin C. Mixing in yogurt will also give protein, live cultures, and calcium. 7/3/2008 9:47:38 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "its kinda like being vegan for a little while." |
Haven't you said a few times that you think all vegans should be shot?7/3/2008 11:05:03 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
just because i notice vegans age well doesnt mean i think they are sane for not eating food 7/3/2008 11:08:04 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
You make negative sense, then get pissy at people when they don't agree with you. 7/3/2008 11:09:51 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
dumb dumb dumb 7/3/2008 11:11:14 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
^^i'm surprised you are so against this 7/3/2008 11:13:15 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I am against it because it's a bad idea. 7/3/2008 11:15:27 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i feel there are physiological and psychological benefits of this. 7/3/2008 11:16:27 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
i'd go with a large volume of isopropyl alcohol 7/4/2008 12:21:35 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
ok can someone please suspend arab13 or his alias? 7/4/2008 12:33:46 AM |
afripino All American 11425 Posts user info edit post |
what the fuck is juice? 7/4/2008 12:59:29 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
haha...gg sir...i totally didnt think of that but cant believe it took so long 7/4/2008 1:08:03 AM |
Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
josh got juice, josh got juice. 7/4/2008 2:44:06 AM |
myerlyn All American 1319 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i feel there are physiological and psychological benefits of this." |
While there may be some psychological benefits for you, I can assure you there are no physiological benefits. Drinking juice for three days is silly. Just sit and think about what you are doing.7/4/2008 10:21:01 AM |
pinkpanther All American 7465 Posts user info edit post |
i bought a book on detoxing, it has a juice regiment but i plan to go the veggie route to try it out because it is less intense
you basically spend a week eating brown rice and steamed veggies, (but you have to drink the water you steam the vegetables in to get the nutrients) and all your eating is on a very strict schedule.
their thinking is that if you stay on this for a week or so that you will eventually get used to eating more vegetables and grains and taking time to fix your food.....so maybe you will continue to eat better (but not as strict) once you finish your detox. they want you stay away from sweets and pastries so that you eventually stop craving them. then if you want to try to juice detox, they have several recipes for home made juices (including the lemonade with the cayenne pepper) and they even have a smoothie detox plan (which they also recommend BEFORE the juice detox).
i've had friends who couldn't stay on the steamed vegetable detox program, so i can't imagine how hard it would be to just drink juice for a week.
the book i have is called "the new detox diet" and i would recommend at least going to b&n and looking through a book or speaking to a doctor before you start one of these programs so that you don't end up hurting yourself more than helping.
oh also, you should be making your own juice........ you really don't want to be drinking a bunch of sugary processed mess or you are negating the purpose of the detox. detoxing attempts to take all the processed crap you have been putting into your body back out... so putting in more processed liquids is not gonna help.
[Edited on July 4, 2008 at 12:24 PM. Reason : .] 7/4/2008 12:21:04 PM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "dude google free radicals and shit...this stuff is simple...google "living" or something" |
Every time I google something like this....I get articles on it, but it's funny because everyone who pitches it usually has no qualifications to be making health statements.
[Edited on July 4, 2008 at 12:36 PM. Reason : ]7/4/2008 12:33:04 PM |