Amsterdam718 All American 15134 Posts user info edit post |
so I'm at this bbq last night . . . bunch of older chicks. all school teachers. the guy who invited me teaches school and has a big Navigator gas problem. so he invites me and all these teachers are there. they're playing a drinking game. i think Taboo.
this chick says, "it sucks to wear condoms i love the fill of warm cum inside me." is the factual data? 7/6/2008 11:39:31 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
sure 7/6/2008 11:40:03 AM |
roddy All American 25834 Posts user info edit post |
sure 7/6/2008 11:40:39 AM |
Snewf All American 63367 Posts user info edit post |
I think you mean "feel"
but yeah, girls like that 7/6/2008 11:52:02 AM |
kiljadn All American 44690 Posts user info edit post |
absolutely not
cum is ICE COLD 7/6/2008 11:52:23 AM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53049 Posts user info edit post |
wat? 7/6/2008 11:53:43 AM |
DROD900 All American 24658 Posts user info edit post |
think about it, it comes out of your body, which is at a constant temperature around 98 degrees 7/6/2008 11:55:19 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
7/6/2008 11:55:58 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i got a drug test once where i had to smuggle in pee and they almost didnt accept it cause it was too cold
they wrote 90 Fahrenheit on the paper and let me go though 7/6/2008 11:56:09 AM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
thats why you bring it in something flame resistant and a lighter 7/6/2008 11:56:59 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
the chick I am fucking around with said the same thing. 7/6/2008 11:57:19 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i dont get how they can feel it...unless it squirts out at like 50 psi or something 7/6/2008 11:59:59 AM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
oh they can feel it
and they fuckin love it 7/6/2008 12:00:40 PM |
Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "they fuckin love it" |
7/6/2008 12:01:40 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
thank god i've never worn a condom 7/6/2008 12:01:51 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
plus, the clean-up is easier. i ran out of towels the past 3 days 7/6/2008 12:11:02 PM |
Amsterdam718 All American 15134 Posts user info edit post |
damn. i haven't did that in years. bust in the box with no bag i mean. i had a NCSU gf and she was on the pill and it was just totally awesome, but after she accidently got pregnant it just wasn't worth it anymore. 7/6/2008 12:19:55 PM |
Amsterdam718 All American 15134 Posts user info edit post |
damn. i haven't did that in years. bust in the box with no bag i mean. i had a NCSU gf and she was on the pill and it was just totally awesome, but after she accidently got pregnant it just wasn't worth it anymore. 7/6/2008 12:19:55 PM |
Amsterdam718 All American 15134 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "absolutely not
cum is ICE COLD" |
7/6/2008 12:21:27 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
combo breaker 7/6/2008 12:21:58 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
ttt 7/6/2008 12:46:20 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "after she accidently got pregnant it just wasn't worth it anymore." |
Falcon Punch to the vag, b .7/6/2008 12:49:43 PM |
absolutapril All American 8144 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "it sucks to wear condoms i love the fill of warm cum inside me" |
Note from a friend who has paid the price....
Bitches are crazy and they say all kinds of shit to trap you a relationship (including getting pregnant on purpose).7/6/2008 12:51:07 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "is the factual data?" |
lol wut7/6/2008 12:51:32 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
^^i kinda think thats what thedukes chick did(but instead of keeping the relationship she just wanted the child support money cause hes gonna be rich)
[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 12:52 PM. Reason : .] 7/6/2008 12:51:59 PM |
kiljadn All American 44690 Posts user info edit post |
BUST IN THE BOX WITH NO BAG
FUCKIN GENIUS, B ! 7/6/2008 1:15:13 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Bitches are crazy and they say all kinds of shit to trap you a relationship (including getting pregnant on purpose)." |
7/6/2008 1:17:50 PM |
slowblack96 All American 4999 Posts user info edit post |
thta my friend is the coolest shit you will hear unless she sas she wants it in her mouth or butt 7/6/2008 1:19:48 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
are there still chicks that don't take it in the mouth? I haven't come across one. 7/6/2008 1:21:16 PM |
lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "are there still chicks that don't take it in the mouth? I haven't come across one." |
7/6/2008 1:35:55 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
the whole getting pregnant to keep someone in a relationship doesn't seem like a very good trick to me. like, you're pregnant what the fuck. the joke is obviously on you. YOU have to get fat and carry a human being in side of you for 9 months only to have it rip open your vagina while you probably shit your pants in front of doctors, nurses and family. then you have to take care of it. and then no one wants to have sex with you again. and you have to work off the baby weight. yea...i would not under any circumstances use this method to trap a guy into a relationship. is any relationship really worth all that? no. no it is not. which just proves everyones point...bitches that actually do this are seriously seriously CRAZY. 7/6/2008 1:43:04 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
thats great...now talk about how you like cum hitting your insides 7/6/2008 1:46:34 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
i am having a flashback 7/6/2008 1:49:49 PM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i haven't did that in years." |
7/6/2008 1:56:08 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
yes 7/6/2008 1:58:11 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52829 Posts user info edit post |
7/6/2008 2:14:24 PM |
slowblack96 All American 4999 Posts user info edit post |
she doesnt have a good myspace 7/6/2008 2:26:33 PM |
Amsterdam718 All American 15134 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "this chick says, "it sucks to wear condoms i love the feel of warm cum inside me." is this factual data?" |
made the correction. so whats the consensus.7/6/2008 2:29:06 PM |
slowblack96 All American 4999 Posts user info edit post |
fill that cum dumpster up already. id lay some pipe in it. 7/6/2008 2:32:24 PM |
Amsterdam718 All American 15134 Posts user info edit post |
^
found this: http://www.dalealplay.com/informaciondecontenido.php?con=33159
somebody eb it. its a camera on a penis and you're seeing a VAG from an angle like never before. WOW ! 7/6/2008 2:41:07 PM |
keeeeler29 All American 4058 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 2:49 PM. Reason : ] 7/6/2008 2:49:11 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
eh some girls like it some don't 7/6/2008 2:50:48 PM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "some girls like it some don't" |
7/6/2008 2:57:29 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Bitches are crazy and they say all kinds of shit to trap you a relationship (including getting pregnant on purpose)."" |
Bitches want that meal ticket7/6/2008 3:00:41 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41753 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "thats great...now talk about how you like cum hitting your insides" |
I snickered.7/6/2008 4:39:32 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
The couple of times I've actually had cum inside me, I couldn't feel it at all. 7/6/2008 4:43:44 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45550 Posts user info edit post |
which is terribly ironic considering your frigidity. 7/6/2008 4:46:47 PM |
Amsterdam718 All American 15134 Posts user info edit post |
so Shawna . . . have you had a enough cum in you to disprove this or not? 7/6/2008 4:50:03 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
^^wut?
^no
[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 4:50 PM. Reason : s] 7/6/2008 4:50:30 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 7/6/2008 5:08:30 PM |