http://cgi.ebay.com/My-immortal-soul-To-pay-for-college-etc_W0QQitemZ220254579950QQihZ012QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Here's one for sale! $50,000 buy it now.

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"About the soul I am a 19 year old female. My descent consists of Irish pirates, british royalty, and Spanish ancestry. I have been through foster care, children's homes, and an abusive child hood. I now want to attend college to get a degree in biology to work with animals. I am full of ideas and feel that I can closely be described to the yin yang. Using both the dark and light side of life to make my world a balanced place. I now live in the slums of my city and am struggling enough to make rent, pay bills, and feed myself. I was on food stamps for a month, but they ended it because I am not qualified for welfare as I am young, healthy and white. I must attend college so I CAN support myself later in life. I do not want to end up as my mother, father, and brother have. I have done bad things, but Ive also done a lot of good and acted on self sacrificing impulses to spare my friends and few family members pain. That is why the yin yang is my symbol. (I have it tattooed on my left arm). I cannot recieve financial aid as I am under 24 and my legal guardian is still living. I have never done drugs, smoked, or been drunk. I have never been malicious toward another living being. Any further details about my soul, just message me with your questions. What you will get -An album of pictures of me and important memories I have -A mini autobiography including my future plans (detailed) -A material item I am fond of (i.e. jewelry, bag, toy, etc..) -A certificate stating you are the holder of my immortal soul signed in my own blood with your name written at top -A personal letter of gratitude What the money will go toward Paying for college classes and paying off debts from bills and my credit card and toward health care I cannot afford now. Thank you so much and be sure to ask me any questions or for details you'd like to know. I wish you everything good in life! I worked with three people each from a seperate religion to help me estimate my soul's earthly value. I had a catholic, a pagan, and an athiest majoring in religious studies decide together. (These are aquaintances of mine). Catholic $10,000 Pagan $150,000 Atheist $38,000 So I set it at 50,000 buy it now. I believe that is fair. ^_^ (started at 117.89) my birthday is 1-17-89 "

7/7/2008 3:24:50 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_section.aspx?section=5

7/7/2008 3:26:00 PM

remember alf?

he's back!

(in pog form)

7/7/2008 3:26:04 PM

7/7/2008 3:27:31 PM

^^^ Except I'm not actually selling the soul. Just thought you should know about it.

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 3:27 PM. Reason : :O]

7/7/2008 3:27:36 PM

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F02.html

7/7/2008 3:28:37 PM

kids these days...

7/7/2008 3:28:43 PM

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"My descent consists of Irish pirates, british royalty, and Spanish ancestry."

spanish ancestry? Nothing cool like matadores?

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"I cannot recieve financial aid as I am under 24 and my legal guardian is still living. "

huh?

7/7/2008 3:30:50 PM

I'd maybe pay $1 for it, but def not $50,000

7/7/2008 6:06:59 PM