just got this one on my way home from work

"My fingers smell like fart and vagina. But i took a shower this morning and i haven't had my hands in my pants all day. IT'S WEIRD!"

7/7/2008 4:04:21 PM

who can go a whole day without putting their hands in someone's pants

7/7/2008 4:05:43 PM

btw, i don't want to name any names but i got this text from MunkeyMuck

7/7/2008 4:07:50 PM

cue the flood of DNL posts.

7/7/2008 4:14:52 PM

ahah MunkeyMuck is a pretty cool cat in my book

7/7/2008 4:17:42 PM

that text wasn't from MunkeyMuck

and he's a RAGING VAGINA in my book haha

7/7/2008 4:18:52 PM

yea munkeymuck is a fagbot3000

7/7/2008 4:25:48 PM

this happened on facebook chat today

5:11pm A
what's up you sexy thing!

5:12pm NCSUWolfy
yo

5:12pm A
yo ho! what's up
joking of course
not really a ho

then again there's nothing more I'd rather do than to have you

5:14pm NCSUWolfy
what?

5:14pm A
oh did I say that out loud???
sorry internal thoughts..........ha ha

5:15pm A
what's going on!
you won't banter with me?

his egame sucks so bad. i signed out as soon as i could copy and paste it to my friends

7/7/2008 7:19:29 PM

AHAHAHAHAHA

BANTER!

7/7/2008 7:23:12 PM

it still freaks me out everytime someone "facebook chats" me. It just seems so, unnatural. I mean facebook is for stalking and hiding from people right?

The same thing wigs me out on gmail too. I signed off of AIM a long time ago for a reason!

7/7/2008 7:23:59 PM

facebook chat always catches me off guard

you're right,fb is for creeping and this guy interrupted that, then proceeded to creep me out!

i like gchat and aim but cant get into fbchat

7/7/2008 7:26:13 PM

You can disable Facebook chat, FYI.

7/7/2008 7:29:38 PM

how, and can i turn off that bottom bar entirely?

Also, Wolfy, you can facebook message me for witty banter any time

7/7/2008 7:37:11 PM

you can also go invisible on gchat.

I have to use pidgin with ghat, I cannot stand any medium that does not let you disable "XXX is typing..." I feel like it's a direct tap into my brain piece.

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 7:42 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2008 7:40:47 PM

i will disable fbchat

no need to go invisible on gchat, i delete all the contacts i dont want gchatting me

aim seems so old school but its easier to manage than gchat

7/7/2008 8:29:23 PM

what the fuck is this shit

7/21/2008 1:07:26 PM

i have a text msg munkeymuck sent me

but he told me not to post pics of his balls anymore

7/21/2008 8:44:57 PM