i go in to pay cash monies to the cashier and the dude's on his way out and is all "how you doin?"

me: "fine, thanks"

i go back out to pump my gas and the dude keeps finding shit to throw away so he can come over and look at me

then he stands behind his car and stares at my ass (i could see his reflection in the gas pump screen)

i was sufficiently creeped out by this point so i was trying to finish pumping as quickly as i could so i could get in my car and leave

he came up to me and was like "so you dating anybody?"

me: "uh, yeah actually"

him: "well you're a cutie, no doubt... here's my number, call me if you ever change your mind" and winks at me

me: "..."


i mean the dude was actually pretty hawt, probably like 23-24... but still, you don't hit on people at gas stations... i mean, what the fuck?

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 5:08 PM. Reason : i'd also like to know how he knew i was gay]

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 5:08 PM. Reason : oh and he was driving a maroon scion xB, gayest car ever made]

7/7/2008 5:08:12 PM

How did he know you were gay

WELP

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 5:08 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2008 5:08:40 PM

hahhahahah were you pumping your gas seductively?

7/7/2008 5:08:59 PM

gaydar ftw

7/7/2008 5:09:33 PM

So... you come here often *wink*

7/7/2008 5:10:27 PM

"I like the way you handle that nozzle."

7/7/2008 5:12:37 PM

did he whip out one of these?

7/7/2008 5:15:00 PM

youre not only gay, youre flaming

7/7/2008 5:15:25 PM

^that seems like it would be a hindrance to pumping gas

7/7/2008 5:16:00 PM

http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/tenn/2008/03/18/gas_station_cashier/

7/7/2008 5:16:42 PM

you're lucky you didn't get hurt

pumping gas so near an open flame

7/7/2008 5:16:48 PM

keep your faggot ass stories off tww, k?

7/7/2008 5:22:17 PM

do you have a lot of bumper stickers on your car?

7/7/2008 5:29:34 PM

maybe he recognized you from the interwebs

7/7/2008 5:29:53 PM

MY OTHER CAR IS A PENIS

7/7/2008 5:30:37 PM

i just had a clerk at kroger hit on me but i couldn't understand what he was saying bc he was muttering so badly

try #3 the guy finally says "Do you have any friends that are single?"

wierd. Why do ppl do this? I would imagine it would be more akward it it had been a chick though

7/7/2008 5:31:02 PM

MY OTHER GARAGE IS AN ASS HOLE

7/7/2008 5:31:10 PM

I BRAKE FOR COCK AND BALLS

7/7/2008 5:31:41 PM

Quote :

"i'd also like to know how he knew i was gay"

poor evan still doesn't realize that he has a gay aura surrounding him

7/7/2008 5:41:38 PM

SHIT HAPPENS (On my cock)

7/7/2008 5:41:55 PM

7/7/2008 5:52:51 PM

Quote :

"do you have a lot of bumper stickers on your car?"

nope, i have an ncsu decal on the window along with a star of life and a thin red line sticker

7/7/2008 5:58:29 PM

hmmm, were you wearing any unc paraphernalia?

7/7/2008 6:00:01 PM

fuck no

had a cary fire station 7 shirt on



....oh fuck, now i bet he's going to stalk me there

7/7/2008 6:01:15 PM

ha, you must exude homoness

Quote :

"i was trying to finish pumping as quickly as i could so i could get in my car and leave "

story of my life

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 6:07 PM. Reason : or at least my college years]

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 6:07 PM. Reason : all six of them!]

7/7/2008 6:06:45 PM

gg theduke

7/7/2008 6:11:06 PM

Quote :

"How did he know you were gay"

pacifica?

7/7/2008 6:11:26 PM

Quote :

"i was sufficiently creeped out by this point so i was trying to finish pumping as quickly as i could "

7/7/2008 6:19:17 PM

well, my two biggest ideas didnt pan out.

but "had a cary fire station 7 shirt on" opens one last option. Was there an indian, police man, and construction worker in the vicinity?

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 6:21 PM. Reason : ]

7/7/2008 6:21:04 PM

ok hold on just a fucking minute

would you be equally as creeped out if he hit on you at the grocery store? at a bar? in the park? etc?

why does it make it creepy because it was at a gas station?

ive seen and met a number of really attractive women at gas stations and not once has any of the exchanges been creepy

stop trying to jazz up your gay stories and make it sound like you were soooo offended that someone found you attractive and wasnt so much of a pussy that they couldnt let you know

7/7/2008 6:33:35 PM

damn, did your gay advances get rejected at a gas station or something dude?

7/7/2008 6:39:18 PM

^^ small world, huh? Looks like you found the culprit Evan.

7/7/2008 6:40:50 PM

DESPERATE

FOR

ATTENTION

7/7/2008 6:41:32 PM

Go cry over bambi - fag

7/7/2008 6:42:05 PM

I'm gonna laugh when :evan: turns into a internet wide slang term for homo

7/7/2008 6:42:07 PM

pretty sure getting hit on at a gas station is no more creepy than getting hit on anywhere else

7/7/2008 6:44:16 PM

nevermind the pump innuendo

7/7/2008 6:44:53 PM

DESPERATE

FOR

ATTENTION


i bet each of your cars set off gay vibes

7/7/2008 6:54:08 PM

I hit on a girl in a holding cell at the police station

7/7/2008 6:56:39 PM

Quote :

"gaydar ftw"

7/7/2008 7:11:53 PM

evan what do you drive a jetta or miata or somethin?

7/7/2008 7:34:22 PM

give the number to dnl, he wants to hang out with gay guys.

7/7/2008 7:54:25 PM

wait, evan's really gay?

7/7/2008 8:06:11 PM

queer as a $ three bill money.

7/7/2008 8:47:23 PM

queer as a football bat

7/7/2008 8:48:29 PM

People used to get stoned for that filthy behavior.

7/7/2008 9:04:33 PM

according to Gary, that's the reason for it

7/7/2008 9:07:29 PM

I just wanted to stop in to give everybody props for their posts.

This thread brings the funny.

Quote :

"i'd also like to know how he knew i was gay"

You're supposed to wear it so the fly is on the front, evan.

7/7/2008 9:10:39 PM

Quote :

"queer as a $ three bill money."

ahaha

7/7/2008 9:27:09 PM

set em up

7/7/2008 9:44:55 PM