I want to hide the fact that I am smoking

so if I did it somewhere like in a bathroom, and lit some incense or cones or whatever, and use air freshener, how long will the smell linger?

there is central airflow and all that jazz

7/8/2008 9:06:43 PM

i thought most people learned that this is not a great idea in high school

7/8/2008 9:08:05 PM

LOL MARIJUANA ERROR LOL

7/8/2008 9:08:25 PM

how long do you have?

7/8/2008 9:09:06 PM

it is unlikely that anyone will actually go up to where this bathroom is

but if they do, it wouldn't be til about 8-11 hours after I do the deed

7/8/2008 9:10:30 PM

dude...the smell will linger outside the bathroom

7/8/2008 9:11:54 PM

all right then

the attic it is

7/8/2008 9:12:20 PM

you should be fine.... but can't you go outside?

7/8/2008 9:12:36 PM

yeah I could, but lastnight a bat flew in my face when I went out there and now I'm too scared to go out again

7/8/2008 9:13:22 PM

are you at your parents house?

7/8/2008 9:13:50 PM

Quote :

"now I'm too scared to go out again"

Hmm, you're a guy, so what's going on here? If you're concerned about bats, bring an umbrella. Or just go outside and smoke it and recognize that bats usually don't just randomly attack people and that you'll be fine if you go outside tonight.

7/8/2008 9:15:34 PM

Quote :

"a bat flew in my face"

ahahahaha... the mental image of this has me rollin'

7/8/2008 9:15:35 PM

Quote :

"last night a bat flew in my face when I went out there and now I'm too scared to go out again"

pussy

7/8/2008 9:16:49 PM

AGE 26

Quote :

"now I'm too scared to go out again"

WOW DUDE JUST WOW

Just go for a drive or something if you are that scared about it

7/8/2008 9:17:22 PM

Quote :

"are you at your parents house?"

yeah

and yes

I admit, I am a pussy when it comes to creatures such as bats

but I'm probably goin to end up going outiside anyway

I'll just take the front door this time

7/8/2008 9:17:51 PM

3-4 hours

7/8/2008 9:20:26 PM

Yeah, that shit doesn't linger. I'm tellin you... if you turn the hot water on that shit will negate any smoke smell there is.

7/8/2008 9:21:34 PM

foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever

7/8/2008 9:21:54 PM

well I did it lastnight at about 1 AM

I kept the door closed and the fan on for a few hours after that - when I opened it up there was a faint smell

should I just keep the door open? it's highly doubtful that anyone will be at or even near where the smell would leak out for the amount of time I mentioned before

7/8/2008 9:24:11 PM

RD is a pussy. who would've guessed it.

7/8/2008 9:24:54 PM

i'd say an hour if you take the proper precautions.

but honestly, rather than making one of those air-freshener-blow-tubes, i'd just like to recommend what i did while i lived on campus. keep a roll of toilet paper handy. roll the TP around your hand a few times. fold that up. blow thru it as if it is a filter. cuts down on the smoke big time. just dont pay attention to the brown marks it leaves behind. when it turns black, you know the bowl is beat (as if you couldnt tell by the taste).

seriously, if you pack the TP tight enough, you'll be amazed at how little smoke comes out.

7/8/2008 9:25:03 PM

maybe you were high and imagined the bat....think about it.

7/8/2008 9:25:06 PM

I'm not afraid to admit I'm a pussy

the thing grazed my head and was coming back towards me

I definitely didn't imagine it, though I do cwydt

^^thanks for the idea, I'll definitely try it

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 9:26 PM. Reason : so fuck it]

7/8/2008 9:25:50 PM

oh snap

good idea up there

"take a shower" and run really hot water

that actually works

7/8/2008 9:26:01 PM

ok so it's down to

1) do it in the bathroom and turn on the hot water

or

2) do it near a window, and blow into a plastic bottle with dryer sheets in it so it doesn't smell so much like smoke as it does dryer sheets

7/8/2008 9:43:40 PM

just fucking man up, roll a fatty-boom-batty blunt and smoke that shit on the front steps


I cant tell you how many times we did that shit down at Tryon Pines

7/8/2008 9:57:34 PM

well I'm not well-versed in rolling, plus I don't have any rolling papers

I can take a bowl outside just as easily

I think I may do that

I mean what?

I don't smoke weed..

7/8/2008 10:00:29 PM

the hot water idea hinges on the fact that once you open the window all of the steam flows out pretty quickly.



[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2008 10:04:54 PM

tp roll + fabric softner

blow through tube

welcome to my 1995

7/8/2008 10:10:31 PM

what kind of tube again?

I want to make sure I get this right lol

7/8/2008 10:11:18 PM

meat tube

blow hard

7/8/2008 10:11:47 PM

tube steak lol

7/8/2008 10:13:29 PM

lol

7/8/2008 10:14:06 PM

just smoke outside, it will save you the paranoia

7/8/2008 10:16:19 PM

I believe I will take your advice there

7/8/2008 10:17:07 PM

Just blow the smoke in your sister's panties drawer - no one can explain that

7/8/2008 10:28:27 PM

im so glad i dont have to hide smoking from my parents or my girlfriend. im also glad they enjoy joining in on the festivities. my mom, not so much anymore, but my dad never turns down the opportunity

7/8/2008 10:29:06 PM

Hehe, this reminds me of the batman movie where everyone in Gotham is high and sees a flying monster with glowing eyes.

7/8/2008 10:36:08 PM

this is how i'd get by sometimes in my short lived stint in the dorms.

7/8/2008 10:40:15 PM

just get a motherfucking spoof

cardboard tube + dryer sheets

7/8/2008 10:42:44 PM

two liter bottles work better

7/8/2008 10:45:20 PM

yeah but two liter bottles aren't exactly incon-fucking-spicuous are they?

I mean they're massive, aren't they?

7/8/2008 10:54:22 PM

HAHA! I used a spoof as well, we even called it that!

7/8/2008 10:55:55 PM

they make smaller ones if you're not comfortable with something that big snewf

7/8/2008 10:59:16 PM

its infuckingpossible to smoke marijuana indoors in NYC

gotta be walking down the street like you're late for an appointment

cause everyone is so packed together there's no pretending like its not happening and if you smoke in the bathroom of an apartment EVERYONE will get a whiff

7/8/2008 11:01:11 PM

Quote :

"tp roll + fabric softner blow through tube welcome to my 1995"

yep, that is what we did in the dorms. except with a shit load of dryer sheets and a 2 liter bottle. Just cut holes in the bottom of it. that way it lasted a while.

7/8/2008 11:03:57 PM

I mean crack a window too
and burn some incense

that is, if burning incense isn't suspicious

cause if you only burn it when you're burning then that shit becomes pretty clear

7/8/2008 11:06:14 PM

why don't you move out of your parents' house?

loser

7/8/2008 11:07:33 PM

out come the attention-whore trolls

7/8/2008 11:08:09 PM

attention whore?
yes


troll?
yes



none of that changes the fact that you're too bitch to support yourself to the point that you can smoke in your own house unhindered
are you going to ask advice on how to hide a tattoo next?

7/8/2008 11:11:57 PM