I'm out of date, out of place, and out of practice. Being with the last guy for so long has shielded me from modern habits and expectations.

So far I've taken to:

1.) Cooking
2.) Assisting where possible in daily activities
3.) Giving head
4.) Showing support and participating in ventures (no specifics unless my beau decides he'd like to add them)

Any bases I'm not covering?

7/8/2008 10:45:08 PM

modern habits? people have been cooking and giving head since the dawn of time (or i assume)

7/8/2008 10:46:17 PM

Look like a pair of 5 foot long legs with D cup breasts on top

7/8/2008 10:46:17 PM

my penis

7/8/2008 10:46:19 PM

Career ambition
non religious
intelligence
Funny
no gag reflex




in no particular order

7/8/2008 10:46:31 PM

Get all dressed up occasionally. Don't have to be often, just enough to be appreciated.

7/8/2008 10:46:49 PM

goddammit snewf

7/8/2008 10:46:53 PM

^^^damn...i'm out on like half of those

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 10:47 PM. Reason : jknhj]

7/8/2008 10:47:12 PM

squishy, happy boobs
beautiful hair
funny
intelligent
snarky
mostly grammatically correct
likes things in her ass
passionate about something on her own, whether that's volunteer work, a hobby, her job, education - something like that
happy

7/8/2008 10:48:17 PM

care

7/8/2008 10:49:00 PM

Quote :

"modern habits? people have been cooking and giving head since the dawn of time"

lolz

7/8/2008 10:49:15 PM

how did i know she was going to mention:

Quote :

"3.) Giving head"

7/8/2008 10:50:06 PM

so what I really want:

she needs to be adventurous
and by this I mean she needs to be kinkier than a garden hose

she needs to be ambitious
and by this I mean more successful than me - gives me something to work for

she needs to be attractive
and by this I mean she should be in good shape, have big tits and smile for me

7/8/2008 10:50:12 PM

Cooking
Assisting where possible in daily activities
Giving head
Career ambition
intelligence
Funny
Get all dressed up occasionally. Don't have to be often, just enough to be appreciated.
passionate about something on her own, whether that's volunteer work, a hobby, her job, education - something like that

7/8/2008 10:51:22 PM

1. Not have a shitty taste in music
2. Like movies
3. Be mostly attractive
4. Like to get drunk/high on occasion; not care if i want to do that
5. Funny
6. Not stupid

7/8/2008 10:51:56 PM

not clingy

7/8/2008 10:53:33 PM

Knows how to rock
not really trendy
not afraid to be who she wants to be
ambition
accountability
Decisive

7/8/2008 10:54:11 PM

Adventurous is also good.

But I don't mean in the sexual way. That's a given

I mean in the 'oh fuck...we're lost. Oh well...let's sightsee!' way. And wanting to travel, see and do new things, etc.

And I want a woman who is willing to confront and conquer her fears.

7/8/2008 10:54:36 PM

^agreed

7/8/2008 10:55:42 PM

agreed.

7/8/2008 10:56:05 PM

^^^ Need one of them girls that stops and asks for directions.

7/8/2008 10:56:41 PM

gah....no wonder i'm such a shitty gf

7/8/2008 10:56:47 PM

I've got almost all of what I want in my current girlfriend

we're doing long distance right now

so pretty much the only thing missing in her is my cock

7/8/2008 10:57:05 PM

not long distance

7/8/2008 10:57:24 PM

so what exactly can you do? we'll work from there.

7/8/2008 10:57:25 PM

not fucking crazy

7/8/2008 10:57:35 PM

Quote :

"Adventurous is also good. But I don't mean in the sexual way. That's a given I mean in the 'oh fuck...we're lost. Oh well...let's sightsee!' way. And wanting to travel, see and do new things, etc. And I want a woman who is willing to confront and conquer her fears. "

Yeah...but by no means trivialize sexual adventurousness.

Girls who only do it on their back with the lights out are the most worthless form of life on the planet

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 10:58 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2008 10:57:52 PM

Quote :

"^^^ Need one of them girls that stops and asks for directions. "

I ask for directions.

All the goddamn time. They never do any good, so I've learned to make the best of it

^I'm not trying to trivalize it. I'm just saying that by the time 'uh, I want you in my bed' rolls around, she should damn well realize that all is not vanilla in my home. You know, since she'll be smart and perceptive

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:00 PM. Reason : lkjf]

7/8/2008 10:58:14 PM

this thread makes me lol

because I know damn well that myself

along with 95 percent of you other fools

would take someone who looks good and work from there

non religious ? smart ? snarky ?

Get the fuck outta here

7/8/2008 10:58:25 PM

I've met under ten females in my life that were funny - and by that, I mean I didn't just laugh at things they said because I felt like I had to - they actually had a good sense of humor. If I girl had that and was smart in ways that matter (usually goes along with a good sense of humor), I could look over other faults, as long as they weren't obese/busted face

7/8/2008 10:58:44 PM

^^

Quote :

"What do you want in an ideal girlfriend? "

7/8/2008 11:00:43 PM

some sort of mythical creature, like a man-friendly attractive lesbian

7/8/2008 11:01:33 PM

I know man-friendly attractive lesbians

they're super fun

7/8/2008 11:02:33 PM

I thought cddweller was a guy for the longest time from Johnston County..

I don't know why.

I was like WTF "Giving head"


Anyways....need pictures to see how you can improve.

7/8/2008 11:03:46 PM

Quote :

"Career ambition non religious intelligence Funny no gag reflex"

and I love for music I like...

NO COUNTRY!!!!!!1

7/8/2008 11:03:53 PM

Quote :

"this thread makes me lol because I know damn well that myself along with 95 percent of you other fools would take someone who looks good and work from there non religious ? smart ? snarky ? Get the fuck outta here "

No shit...

Good looking? cool...lets talk...and probably hookup..but once that's played it's self out

Wait, you're not funny? you're a jesus freak? you're going nowhere with your life?

Bye.

7/8/2008 11:03:56 PM

Fuck people searching for 'their other half' or 'their soulmate'

7/8/2008 11:06:26 PM

funny
smart
shorter--about 5'2
brunette
state grad
law student
likes mexican food

7/8/2008 11:07:14 PM

Normally, i'd agree..

but hookups are getting boring

7/8/2008 11:07:21 PM

I would much rather have someone laugh at my jokes than try to make jokes on their own

Because lets face it...the vast majority of girls are not funny

and the ones that are are usually ugly or fat

7/8/2008 11:09:32 PM

BUT IAN YOU SAID OUR HOOKUP WAS SPECIAL

7/8/2008 11:09:36 PM

Quote :

"I've met under ten females in my life that were funny - and by that, I mean I didn't just laugh at things they said because I felt like I had to - they actually had a good sense of humor."

Now that you mention it, I can't think of many humorous females, either.

7/8/2008 11:09:56 PM

Fuck people searching for 'their other half' or 'their soulmate'

7/8/2008 11:10:22 PM

^^^^I wont deny that
^^^NICK, THAT WAS OUR TIME!!! DONT BRING THAT UP HERE!!!

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:10 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2008 11:10:25 PM

haha hilarious

7/8/2008 11:12:11 PM

7/8/2008 11:13:00 PM

Quote :

"funny smart shorter--about 5'2 brunette state grad law student likes mexican food"

Surprisingly (or maybe not) that is a good description of what I would like...

7/8/2008 11:23:45 PM

is "stable" a good answer?

7/8/2008 11:23:51 PM

yup

7/8/2008 11:24:50 PM

Quote :

"non religious ? smart ? snarky ? Get the fuck outta here"

7/8/2008 11:27:48 PM