Just to start the opposite thread

7/9/2008 11:19:47 PM

first

7/9/2008 11:20:08 PM

~

7/9/2008 11:20:31 PM

hahaha

[no evan]

7/9/2008 11:20:42 PM

don't talk abt me on the interwebs

also, no lies. other than that, everything depends on the person

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:22 PM. Reason : also]

7/9/2008 11:21:28 PM

zorthage + a love of reading

7/9/2008 11:21:30 PM

if there was a "best thread title" award...

7/9/2008 11:22:05 PM

in before the lies

7/9/2008 11:22:35 PM

come on girls i know you all want to say it

parsonsb

7/9/2008 11:22:51 PM

I was WAITING for this.


that being said i have a very long list, I just don't settle.

7/9/2008 11:23:18 PM

<-

7/9/2008 11:23:27 PM

1) Athletic and loves sports (I have to have a guy that is more sports oriented than I am)
2) Supportive
3) A companion (not a superior)
4) FUNNY and SARCASTIC
5) Quick Wit
6) Smart (I like guys who are actually smarter than I am)
7) Able to share his feelings and be honest
8) Strong communicator
9) No drugs
10) Alcohol in moderation (I don't want to deal with a drunk significant other)
11) TALL (can't be shorter than I am)
12) Physically: Broad shoulders, a bright smile (no jacked teeth) and mysterious eyes b/c I don't want to ruin the validity of my list

I'm also a sucker for a guy that lets me take care of him

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:38 PM. Reason : to satisfy]

7/9/2008 11:23:43 PM

no lies and intelligence are pretty much the biggest factors. i mean humor is also up there, as well. and being open-minded/go with the flow. and i don't know if i could get along well with someone who is cheerful in the morning. sometimes i can be a morning person, but rarely am i chipper about it.

and they have to like my cat.

and i like backscratches and surprises so they should also be willing to provide these things.


[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:24 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2008 11:23:44 PM

^^^

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:24 PM. Reason : damn bitches, you're not writing a book]

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason : "mysterious eyes"...wtf does that even mean]

7/9/2008 11:23:54 PM

^^ no physical factors..i call BS

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:27 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2008 11:27:17 PM

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"in before the lies"

this thread will not work, too many male trolls about

7/9/2008 11:27:45 PM

hahahahahaha

7/9/2008 11:28:15 PM

^^^^^^ pm sent

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:29 PM. Reason : asfd]

7/9/2008 11:29:14 PM

1. can make me laugh
2. appreciates guitar hero, rock band, and the nintendo wii
3. smoldering blue or green eyes
4. extremely intelligent and competent
5. likes sports
6. not too much extra weight on em
7. huge cock

7/9/2008 11:29:32 PM

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"1) Athletic and loves sports (I have to have a guy that is more sports oriented than I am) 2) Supportive 3) A companion (not a superior) 4) FUNNY and SARCASTIC 5) Quick Wit 6) Smart (I like guys who are actually smarter than I am) 7) Able to share his feelings and be honest 8) Strong communicator 9) No drugs 10) Alcohol in moderation (I don't want to deal with a drunk significant other) 11) TALL (can't be shorter than I am) 12) Physically: Broad shoulders, a bright smile (no jacked teeth) and mysterious eyes"

Just go buy a computer or a robo, lady!

7/9/2008 11:29:43 PM

well absolutapril told the truth.. so this thread might have a chance..maybe..


[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:31 PM. Reason : ^^ haha the truth has come to this thread ]

7/9/2008 11:29:56 PM

- loyalty. without this the other things do not matter
- financially independent
- does not live at home
- has a life and friends
- good relationship with family
- has traveled (i love travel but i am sick of taking n00bs on trips)
- good sense of humor
- makes me laugh
- attractive (duh)
- educated
- adventerous
- someone who talks about what they want to do then actually does it
- is socially presentable (dresses nice, no odd habits or awkward social skills)
- responsible
- supportive
- honest & trustworthy (i think they go hand in hand)

and yes they have to accept my cat. she's been around for the last 5 years and i am a strong believer in the notion that whatever you enter the relationship with is non negotiable

other things and habits that crop up after the relationship has started are fair game within reason of course. but dont start dating a smoker then nag them to quit. or marry a guy then make him ditch all his toys.

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:33 PM. Reason : the #1 thing!]

7/9/2008 11:30:27 PM

I like the previous mention of needing to like your cat.

If he doesn't like my kitteh- then tough shit. She's been faithful and friendly to me longer than any man has- so she gets a say in who comes and goes.

7/9/2008 11:32:08 PM

I am torn. I almost feel bad for evan because everyone is picking on him now but since that has started he hasnt been nearly as annoying... torn I tell you

7/9/2008 11:32:08 PM

^^^damn, good luck!

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:32 PM. Reason : asfd]

7/9/2008 11:32:08 PM

you women are just as goddamned picky (and sometimes shallow) as us guys are

7/9/2008 11:32:14 PM

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"but dont start dating a smoker then nag them to quit. or marry a guy then make him ditch all his toys."

good call

7/9/2008 11:32:15 PM

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"i am a strong believer in the notion that whatever you enter the relationship with is non negotiable"

This includes friends and family (its sad that this has to be said). Dont like them? tough shit.

7/9/2008 11:32:39 PM

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"^^ no physical factors..i call BS "

physical is too hard. i know what i don't like: pretty boys.

7/9/2008 11:33:20 PM

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""mysterious eyes"...wtf does that even mean"

I like all colors of eyes so I couldn't just limit it to blue/green/brown. Mysterious eyes are saturated with color and lead straight to the soul.


I don't think that's too much to ask, my husband meets all of those except he struggles with communication and being open

7/9/2008 11:33:29 PM

mt eyes have a brown ring around the pupil then a hazel ring around the brown ring. is that mysterious enough for you?

7/9/2008 11:34:34 PM

ive got a plastic eye. is that mysterious enough for you?

7/9/2008 11:35:00 PM

^^ sounds like you have brown eyes

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:35 PM. Reason : ^]

7/9/2008 11:35:14 PM

PS----I wasn't picking on evan. I support gay rights therefore I'd like his opinion too.

7/9/2008 11:35:20 PM

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"mysterious eyes"

.......are you fucking serious?



this whole thread is now rendered null and void by this stupid shit

7/9/2008 11:35:32 PM

^^^nope. i just told you LIETRALLY what my eyes look like.

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:36 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/9/2008 11:35:44 PM

seedless-- you really thing im asking for too much? lol

really?

i think those are pretty basic things

i dont even mention physical appearance. that is so subjective i dont even know what im attracted to exactly, a lot of it is personality based but if the listed charateristics arent there, then we are not going to get along very well. i will grow disappointed very quickly

7/9/2008 11:35:49 PM

I love that out of a list of 11 or 12 things you guys pick "eyes" to debate

7/9/2008 11:35:54 PM

^^ nop, i think to find all that in one person is hard to do. say for example i don't have a lot of friends, but i have a good life, for example.

7/9/2008 11:36:56 PM

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"i dont even mention physical appearance. that is so subjective i dont even know what im attracted to exactly, a lot of it is personality based but if the listed charateristics arent there, then we are not going to get along very well. i will grow disappointed very quickly"

That probably means your list is bullshit.

7/9/2008 11:37:04 PM

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"you women are just as goddamned picky (and sometimes shallow) as us guys are"

and why the hell shouldn't we be?!?!? if you bastards can get away with it, so can we. fuck that double standard bullshit.

7/9/2008 11:37:30 PM

i dont say a lot of friends, i just say friends, ie he can go do his own thing

and i do not list specific physical traits such as height eye color hair color etc.

of COURSE physical attraction is necessary, stop trying to play the technicality game with me

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:40 PM. Reason : dfkjdskjf]

7/9/2008 11:39:42 PM

hell yea I am picky...but I have about 80% of the qualities that you guys mentioned, so my ideal man is nothing short of fucking amazing

7/9/2008 11:39:53 PM

i didn't mention physical appearance because i don't have one type. i guess a lot of people do, but i don't. i am attracted to many a type. it seems a lot of time in life, i don't know what i like but i know what i dislike so its easier to make that list.

7/9/2008 11:42:10 PM

^^, ^^^ i understand what you are saying, but don't miss out on a good guy because you have a 'list'.

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:43 PM. Reason : sf]

7/9/2008 11:43:22 PM

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"nop, i think to find all that in one person is hard to do. say for example i don't have a lot of friends, but i have a good life, for example. "

I dont think that list is hard to pull off at all. In fact, with the exception of a couple of subjective things, you pretty much suck at life if you DONT meet most of those items.

7/9/2008 11:43:24 PM

i like it when a guy doesn't act nervous.

7/9/2008 11:43:29 PM

ladies i'd like to announce i'm single and ready for dating you. Just assume I meet all your qualities you listed in what you want. In addition, I'd like to boast about my following attributes

no criminal record
I don't smoke or do drugs
I don't spend all day here posting (verify by looking at my post count)
No physical deformities
have a job and make money
pay my bills on time
won't sex other chicks as long as you are still sexing me

applications will be considered in the order they are received

ty

7/9/2008 11:43:37 PM

^^^ how many of those things do you pull off?

^^ thats like 90% of getting a girl

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:45 PM. Reason : asd]

7/9/2008 11:44:06 PM

so, how am I doing so far?

7/9/2008 11:44:15 PM