Because they're like Mexican fortune cookies.

"I'm just doing this between films."

7/10/2008 3:30:37 PM

I love Fire Sauce...I never look at what the packet says.

7/10/2008 3:31:09 PM

i have a whole drawer full in my refrigerator, I am just too lazy to go look

7/10/2008 3:32:10 PM

I thought I had a bag of them, but apparently I only have one. And it sucks. It isn't even a saying. It says DirectDaniella.com and the wrapper is purple.

7/10/2008 3:43:32 PM

mmmmmm taco bell

7/10/2008 3:46:19 PM

ok fine, i'll go to the drawer

7/10/2008 3:48:49 PM

I'm taking the day off. See next packet
At night the sporks pick on me
Ketchup? Puh-leese
Will you marry me?
Will you scratch my back?
Tah Dah!
This space for rent. Inquire within
Scratch & Sniff: Gotcha

7/10/2008 3:50:51 PM

This intrigues me...I must go to taco bell soon!

Might push back the red beans n rice to another day.

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 3:52 PM. Reason : space bar]

7/10/2008 3:52:20 PM

oooooh, red beans and rice. YOU SO GHETTO, GIRL!!!

7/10/2008 3:53:03 PM

yea boo

I was craving some down home cookin', so I was gonna get out the ham hocks n sausage and make some red beans n rice (from scratch of course)

7/10/2008 3:59:20 PM

True Story...

As my fiance and I were driving up to New Jersey for Christmas and to go to NYC (so I could propose, but she didn't know that) we stopped at taco bell for lunch. One of the packs said "will you marry me" and she fake proposed with it... i was like WHAT? before i realized it was a taco bell packet and she was just kidding.

ok maybe it wasn't amusing for you all but it was for me.

7/10/2008 4:01:30 PM

When I see that one I always wonder if anyone has ever somehow actually incorporated it into a genuine proposal.

7/10/2008 4:02:26 PM

That's actually really cool. That will be a neat story to tell your kids. Did you keep the packet?

7/10/2008 4:02:46 PM

That IS a pretty neat story.

7/10/2008 4:04:43 PM

^^I used it on my nachos

7/10/2008 4:11:24 PM

[gay romantic shit] You should go to Taco Bell and look through the packets and get one to give to her for your 1 year anniversary, along with the actual gift of course [/gay romantic shit]

7/10/2008 4:12:26 PM

haha she would like that!

7/10/2008 4:13:26 PM

no wonder chicks fall in love with me

7/10/2008 4:14:12 PM

"Ahh... we meet again."

7/17/2008 10:27:48 PM

this can't be perpetual because there's only a handful of sayings

7/17/2008 10:29:48 PM

It's perpetual because this thread must last forever.

7/17/2008 10:30:15 PM

I agree.

7/17/2008 10:30:19 PM

^^ok

7/17/2008 10:31:18 PM

so did you have to postpone the proposal for another time

because that woulda been awkward to do it on that trip still

7/17/2008 10:31:43 PM