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Tired of staring at the same damn group of garden gnomes in your flowerbed? Well how about (un)livening things up a bit with a Garden Zombie? Garden Zombies cost $90 and the 32"W x 20"D x 8"H sculptures look like they're climbing out of the ground and ready to gnaw on some headfruit.

Not for the faint of heart, the life-sized, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden plot or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you've ever seen. His macabre expression is captured in such great detail in quality designer resin and finished so realistically that you'll swear you can hear him breathing!

7/11/2008 1:52:07 PM

I have a thing that looks kind of like that, except it's a Halloween decoration. And a pirate.

7/11/2008 1:52:58 PM

i

want



this

7/11/2008 1:53:07 PM

graveside decoration???

7/11/2008 1:54:57 PM

That would make a kick ass grave marker.

7/11/2008 1:55:37 PM

that's fucking awesome

7/11/2008 2:12:39 PM

My yard needs one of these....

but not at $90...

7/11/2008 2:14:48 PM

that is some tacky red neck shit

7/11/2008 2:17:08 PM

could've used a better looking zombie

like more zombie looking

7/11/2008 2:19:47 PM

i thought this thread was about me

7/11/2008 2:39:28 PM

A-mazing.

7/11/2008 2:45:07 PM

This is awesome.

7/11/2008 3:07:01 PM

Hahaha cool.

7/11/2008 4:07:48 PM