Those kids at Target rolling around with wheels in their shoes

or

Fergie?

7/11/2008 8:34:15 PM

i have neither in my life sir

7/11/2008 8:34:42 PM

i have nothing but love in my life

7/11/2008 8:35:30 PM

Fergie.

I always wanted to jump on one of those kids' backs and scoot around the store.

PS: They don't make heelies in size 13

7/11/2008 8:36:31 PM

^but you'd still hit it

7/11/2008 8:37:03 PM

Those god damned kids. I don't have to see or hear Fergie on a regular basis.

7/11/2008 8:37:30 PM

Hate /= bone my good sir ;D

Leftover fajitas are ready BTW

7/11/2008 8:37:49 PM

i too suffer the fate of having feet too big for dumb shoes

7/11/2008 8:38:58 PM

3) Mr. Joshua

7/11/2008 8:39:21 PM

I've always wanted to grab a metal bat from sporting goods and just play t-ball with those kids' heads when the roll past me.

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 8:39 PM. Reason : ^ ]

7/11/2008 8:39:36 PM

i hate thosw e kids with the shoes , it seems whereever i go i have bad luck and end up running into them and knocking them down, those little fuckers

7/11/2008 8:39:46 PM

^^

7/11/2008 8:40:19 PM

i hate it when thosw e kids com eback together.

7/11/2008 8:40:38 PM

Y'all sound like haters.
I'm not gonna lie, I want some of those shoes.

7/11/2008 8:44:59 PM

Zombies

7/11/2008 8:45:52 PM

Mr Joshua is like a half a step away from being classified as "Old Man"

7/11/2008 8:47:45 PM

Thats not true. I watch the MTVs sometimes.

7/11/2008 8:49:20 PM

And post on the internets.

7/11/2008 8:50:24 PM

Good point. You also seem to have a firm grasp of the internets.

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 8:51 PM. Reason : ^dammit]

7/11/2008 8:50:53 PM

i have heelys

largest kids size they had

and i LOVE them

7/11/2008 9:34:12 PM

Quote :

"I've always wanted to grab a metal bat from sporting goods and just play t-ball with those kids' heads when the roll past me."

this sounds like a great idea

7/11/2008 9:37:32 PM

That's at least minus 10 cool points in my book, Joie. I'm deducting them as I type. See, there you go, you're 10 points lower now.

7/11/2008 9:37:53 PM

hahahahha

sorry


i wore them to work one day and rolled around serving beer

7/11/2008 9:40:33 PM

cool.

7/11/2008 9:41:01 PM

I saw a kid in the mall bust his ass while fucking around with those skate shoe things. He went elbows first into the marble floor so hard I could feel it in my bones.

7/12/2008 1:06:06 AM

^That would have been hilarious. Personally those wheelie things don't bother me...fergie is horrible though.

7/12/2008 1:07:44 AM

those kids at Target rolling around with wheels in their shoes

7/12/2008 1:08:01 AM

I swear to God, if one more of those little ankle biters zips in front of me and cuts me off while I'm walking around.....

7/12/2008 1:10:27 AM

these kids today

with their hair and their shoes

lol

who the fuck is fergie?

7/12/2008 1:14:37 AM

^I think it's some kind of disease

7/12/2008 1:16:22 AM

Those kids at Target rolling around with wheels in their shoes

7/12/2008 1:16:24 AM

fergie
at least the kids on wheeled shoes can dress themselves

7/12/2008 1:27:10 AM

Fersgusting

7/12/2008 1:28:04 AM

^^agreed

7/12/2008 1:28:37 AM

but there's about the same amount of fear that either Fergie or the kids will pee on themselves

[Edited on July 12, 2008 at 1:29 AM. Reason : I will say that much, at least]

7/12/2008 1:29:09 AM

you're in trouble for sure

7/12/2008 1:29:40 AM

amount

7/12/2008 1:30:01 AM

The kids with the heelies. Fergie has no impact on my life.

The kids do when they smack into you while you're trying to go shopping. It's kind of entertaining to watch them bust their asses, but you have to wonder why their parents got them the shoes when most of the kids just about run into everybody and everything in the store when using them.

7/12/2008 1:30:19 AM

you haven't considered fergie's impact on your children's fashion sense (if you women even have sex with you) down the road.

the kids with heelies bounce off, but reject kids are forever.

7/12/2008 1:32:06 AM

i want some fuckin heelies and i <3 fergie

7/12/2008 1:33:56 AM

^you fail at this thread

7/12/2008 1:34:15 AM

I will bust your ass

7/12/2008 1:37:02 AM

7/12/2008 1:37:46 AM

Quote :

"you haven't considered fergie's impact on your children's fashion sense"

Don't worry, I'm going to marry a jewish woman. We'll be the odd couple and we'll have the most caustic and horrifying family environment known to man. My children will be lucky if I buy them potato sacks to wear.

...

But seriously, it's fairly easy to keep your kids from dressing like a slutty cum dumpster. Ya just got to show a little self control (and not have children living through a divorce).

7/12/2008 1:45:10 AM

so kill them?

gotcha.

7/12/2008 1:47:24 AM

^ I suppose that could show good control of a knife or firearm.

Or perhaps a bucket of snakes.

7/12/2008 1:53:30 AM

The kids with the wheels in their shoes have never bothered me (although I do laugh when they go down).

So, Fergie.

7/12/2008 2:25:17 AM

?

7/12/2008 2:29:53 AM

^beat me to it, but i'm posting anyway.

Quote :

" who the fuck is fergie? "

i think she used to be married to prince henry or something.


i've always wanted a pair of those rolly shoes.

while yes, the kids are annoying, they are the same kids what would otherwise be running laps up and down the aisles, so really the type shoes they are wearing is a moot point.

7/12/2008 8:11:50 AM

Quote :

"^but you'd still hit it"

hitting leather face would result in golden showers and spelling contests. So if you are into that sort of thing bang away.

I appreciate the heelys kids if they don't hurt themselves or others. Those shoes are just the pogo ball of our day.

[Edited on July 12, 2008 at 9:42 AM. Reason : wrong word]

[Edited on July 12, 2008 at 9:46 AM. Reason : ]

7/12/2008 9:41:04 AM