Had some Rigatoni with fried eggplant in it last night, I think that set it off. Went to watch my buddy do the Triangle Tri this morning. The walk from the parking lot to the race site (~1 mile) started it rumbling. I figured I would be fine until after the start and I'd get to hit the porta potty. Nope. I started a fast walk towards the Crabtree trails which just made it worse. There was a little parking lot with some reasonably dense cover surrouding, I took a look around, didn't see anyone, walked in there, squatted, and blew out something terrible. Fortunately, I had a towel with me I planned to sit on, so I ripped a strip off and wiped my ass with it. Crisis averted! It was rather refreshing to drop a deuce in the forest.

7/13/2008 12:06:00 PM

did you see the pope there?

7/13/2008 12:06:31 PM

congrats...i wish this would happen to me once

7/13/2008 12:07:25 PM

I like peeing in the woods. It's fun to spin around and piss on everything.

7/13/2008 12:08:39 PM

you wish you'd have the urgent, ungodly need to take a mighty shit while walking through a wooded parking lot?

alright then.

[Edited on July 13, 2008 at 12:21 PM. Reason : fail]

7/13/2008 12:08:47 PM

And I'm pretty sure I saw Ronny out there. Does he work a video camera for some news station or something?

7/13/2008 12:09:54 PM

was he... was he filming you shit?

7/13/2008 12:10:29 PM

I think he was doing a documentary.

7/13/2008 12:11:43 PM

A documentary about the pope?

7/13/2008 12:12:27 PM

more like logumentary

7/13/2008 12:12:33 PM

so did you leave the soiled towel strip in the woods, or did you discard it? that's littering if you didn't

gg though on being resourceful with what you had. i last took a shit in the woods when i went hiking up springer mountain here in ga a couple of months ago. i wasn't as prepared, so i used leaves. i did dig a hole, but the aim wasn't all that great

7/13/2008 12:12:43 PM

Should've used your sock

Whenever I used to mountain bike, I always wiped with my socks after dropping anchor

If they're nice and sweaty, it actually feels like you're wiping with one of those hot towels they give you at nice restruants

Its quite comfortable

7/13/2008 12:15:18 PM

Yeah, dropped the towel strips in the garbage, still had enough left over to sit on. I eat quite a bit more than I need and I'm not all that scheduled when it comes to dumpage. Most of my runs from the house include a path by a park where I can drop in and take a civilized dump. I think waking up at 6 and then the brisk walk had my body thinking it was time for a workout so the shit had to go.

7/13/2008 12:16:03 PM

hahahah this thread is hilarious

7/13/2008 12:19:30 PM

^^I'm pretty regular, so i usually dont have to worry about needing to poop when i run

but when i was out hiking i had one of those diarrhea emergencies where you have 20 seconds to get your pants down before you shit yourself

Quote :

"Should've used your sock"

i was barefoot.

7/13/2008 12:20:43 PM

hahahahah


i have to peee in the middle of my long runs all the time but i live in the middle of the city so there isn't much for woods to duck into

7/13/2008 12:21:24 PM

seems like every time i am out on the boat i have to drop a deuce also. i decided that shitting in the water is a pain in the ass to have to dodge a floater so i discovered my most preferred method.

1. take red bucket from garage before i leave to get on boat
2. put water in said red bucket
3. drop trowel
4. squat
5. squeeze
6. admire
7. jump in water to cleanse bungus
8. back in boat for swim trunks
8. keep fishing

this is my patented method.

7/13/2008 12:59:33 PM