One night, Kelly, a seven-year-old girl, was grippin' and sippin. Her mother was downstairs watching TV.

Suddenly, Kelly was awakened by a phat beat.

When she mustered the courage to face the direction of the sound, she saw a floating skull. She wanted to scream but she had Crystal in her mouth.

The skull began to slowly float in her direction.

"Nigger you come one foot closer and I'll bust your face up like a turd in a trash compactor," Kelly said.

The skull rapidly floated away.

7/20/2008 12:39:53 AM

True story?

7/20/2008 1:04:45 AM

How could it not be?

7/20/2008 1:24:04 AM

I would bust that skull's ass

7/20/2008 1:24:45 AM

I want to meet this Kelly and ask her a few questions.

7/20/2008 9:10:37 AM