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"DrMarshmellow69 (4:59:21 AM): i never really got strip clubs DrMarshmellow69 (4:59:25 AM): ok so you see some chicks tits DrMarshmellow69 (4:59:28 AM): big whoop"

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"************ (5:00:32 AM): well if you get a dance you get more than that DrMarshmellow69 (5:00:42 AM): big whoop DrMarshmellow69 (5:00:45 AM): its some random chick"

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"DrMarshmellow69 (5:01:34 AM): i mean ok so you get a boner DrMarshmellow69 (5:01:38 AM): cause some random chick DrMarshmellow69 (5:01:40 AM): THAT YOU PAID DrMarshmellow69 (5:01:45 AM): is giving you a lapdance"

7/20/2008 5:00:10 AM

it's the domination of men over women factor dude

7/20/2008 5:03:33 AM

man fuck that...if there is one thing i hate, its submissive women...i like bossy ass opinionated women

7/20/2008 5:05:19 AM

what is there not to get about strip clubs.

#1 You get to see boobs

#2 You get to see slutty girls

#3 Some of the slutty girls showing you their boobs are good at dancing

#4 You get to give slutty girls (that are showing you their boobs while dancing) a $1 bill that makes you feel good as a male because she is whoring herself out to you for less than what some candy bars cost.

7/20/2008 5:05:50 AM

candy bars are for fatties and i dont like whores


NEXT

7/20/2008 5:07:01 AM

won't lie

never been to one

7/20/2008 5:08:46 AM

i've been to ONE

google it: paradise club

snow camp nc or maybe graham, nc

either way, worse strip club ever...ask MOODY....i went for my 18th bday...worse lapdance ever

7/20/2008 5:10:17 AM

i saw one sweaty fat guy rubbing a strippers feet tonight and she had bunions, gross

7/20/2008 5:12:44 AM

lol here is a description of the 4 strippers at the sunday i went to paradise club


one walked with a gimp, one was some 180 pound black chick, one was crosseyed as a mf, the other had moles and shit all over

7/20/2008 5:19:46 AM

yeah but that was alamance fucking county





if you ever make it to vegas go to one there

7/20/2008 5:20:58 AM

plan on going there soon actually...i had a chance to go there for my 21st for free and i told my mom no

7/20/2008 5:25:09 AM

[quote]************ (5:02:56 AM): i don't really understand it either but i guess theres enough men who are starved tfor human contact
DrMarshmellow69 (5:03:04 AM): i guess
************ (5:03:10 AM): i didn't think it was that erotic though
************** (5:03:16 AM): i would spend it on a massage instead
DrMarshmellow69 (5:26:43 AM): yeah really
DrMarshmellow69 (5:26:49 AM): thats the thing that sucks about lapdances
DrMarshmellow69 (5:26:54 AM): its hardly any touching
DrMarshmellow69 (5:27:07 AM): i'd rather pay someone for a 15 minute massage instead
**************** (5:27:36 AM): sounds like the bar you were at in alamance was totally lame
************** (5:28:09 AM): i definitely saw one dude come in his pants tonight from this girl grinding on him, she was letting him feel her the fuck up too
************* (5:28:12 AM): idk, its still lame
************* (5:28:44 AM): but i get all the dick and pussy i ever wanted without having to give anyone anything lol
DrMarshmellow69 (5:29:23 AM): yeah i heard for like 500 bucks you can fuck strippers

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 5:31 AM. Reason : .]

7/20/2008 5:30:51 AM

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"i like bossy ass opinionated women"

7/20/2008 5:31:57 AM

there is a certain limit i can take, but for the moss part i like women that are the voice of reason

7/20/2008 5:32:54 AM

bossy women are hot, dude. But the trick is to find an opinionated chick who isn't a control freak.

7/20/2008 5:35:36 AM

I went to Pure Gold once. It was actually kinda fun. The guys at the bar don't bother you because there's plenty more on display.

Capitalism at its finest.

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 6:04 AM. Reason : I also got a lap dance.]

7/20/2008 6:04:21 AM

If I was ever a stripper and got caught having to give a lap dance to DNL

I'd be crankin off farts like nobody's business

7/20/2008 7:43:03 AM

Going to the paradise club is about like paying to see the staff at the mission valley burger king strip for you

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:03 AM. Reason : no to]

7/20/2008 8:02:27 AM

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"************* (5:28:44 AM): but i get all the dick and pussy i ever wanted without having to give anyone anything lol "

wat

7/20/2008 8:35:06 AM

Never been to one. Will probably go with the boyfriend at some point just to say I have. DNL missed an important point, NEVER go to a cheap strip club. Never. It's just gonna be painful. If I wanted to see ugly I could just prance around in front of a mirror

7/20/2008 9:47:28 AM

strips clubs are fun as hell. DNL I realize this your opinion is subjective but you could not be more wrong. Over news years I was at a place called vixens. Not only are the completely nude, but for $10 you could throw a midget as hard as you want across this pile of padding.

7/20/2008 10:42:00 AM

When you are getting laid by a chick thats hotter than almost all strippers you find around here, there seems to be no point to it.

I agree with him. dumb shit

7/20/2008 10:59:26 AM

my fave part about sex is pleasing the others.

7/20/2008 11:00:38 AM

Go to a strip club in Canada and you will change your tune


guranteed

7/20/2008 11:02:44 AM

i am not paying money for any of this, in canada of the usa. its free on the internet

7/20/2008 11:10:37 AM

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"my fave part about sex is pleasing the others."

agree 100%.

im not a huge fan of strip clubs, but i have a good time when i go.

7/20/2008 11:11:12 AM

i am not a fan of paying money for anything sexual related. that shit should be free, its nature.

7/20/2008 11:12:27 AM

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"for $10 you could throw a midget as hard as you want across this pile of padding"

do they have a throw 10 get one throw free plan?

7/20/2008 11:13:52 AM

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"************* (5:28:44 AM): but i get all the dick and pussy i ever wanted without having to give anyone anything lol"

aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhahahahahahahaha

************ exposed?

7/20/2008 11:20:27 AM

I thought i'd be really ewww and grossed out but I actually loved it when I went, no no lap dances for me but I went with some guy friends and it was fun. only thing that was sad was when the tip bar emptied when certain strippers went on. but its cool as shit the stuff they can do. As long as they don't touch me I am all good.

7/20/2008 1:24:52 PM

won't lie

never been to one

7/20/2008 1:29:03 PM

I went to one on my friend's 18th birthday. It sucked.

7/20/2008 1:30:21 PM

I went once, the dancing they do on the poles was hot, the lap dance I got ruined me forever.

7/20/2008 1:32:09 PM

For the same amount of money I'd have to blow at a strip club, I could just go to a regular bar, get much drunker, and see plenty of whores with (some) clothes on.

7/20/2008 1:32:47 PM

i've never been to a strip club, but i'd avoid anything in alamance county aside from burlington. there are some VERY hot girls in burlington between elon and all the high schools and people who just don't leave, but a lot of those girls aren't working at strip clubs.

7/20/2008 9:44:59 PM

Only been to a strip club twice.

Had a decent time....spent a small amount of money compared to what most guys spend.

Nothing wrong with seeing naked chicks every now and then. Just got to make sure you go to a decent strip club...find the hottest girl there, get a lap dance or two, and try not to fall in love (which is why my friend did the two times we went).

7/20/2008 9:48:20 PM

If you cant have a good time at a strip club you are a fag, period.

7/20/2008 11:17:24 PM

i don't mind strips clubs...at all

7/20/2008 11:19:00 PM

Does anyone on here actually want to read the inane musings of dnl?

7/20/2008 11:21:53 PM

ive been twice, both times the group of guys i was out with wanted to go so i went

first time was in peoria. disgusting bitches. they wanted to buy me a lap dance and it took an hour to find 1 girl i'd let get within 10 feet of me

second time was in dallas. girls were better looking.

7/20/2008 11:25:12 PM

^^^haha, we know

7/20/2008 11:26:43 PM

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"Go to the strip clubs in Canada and you will change your tune."

That's the fucking truth. I was in Canada two weeks ago and it doesn't even compare. Like, you have ABSOLUTELY no fucking clue what a strip club is until you've been there. The best thing about going to a strip club in Canada is that it saved me money, because I will never go to another club in the States.

7/21/2008 2:29:23 AM

[for me at least]

theyre just fancy bars. when im not in the mood for some bro to spill his jager on me, it seems like a nice chill place to go. comfy seats. dark lighting. beer. boobs everywhere. its just a nice place to visit every once in a while. switch it up.

though ive yet to visit one in raleigh since i moved here (10 months). ive been meaning to hit up that one on capital though. it looks sufficiently shady. any takers?

7/21/2008 6:15:07 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zvCTkBKRggc

Show him this--maybe he'll begin to see the potential then.

7/21/2008 6:55:21 AM

^^^

truth.

The brass rail in Toronto FTW

7/21/2008 6:58:23 AM

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"Go to a strip club in Canada and you will change your tune"

yet another reason why i love living 20 minutes from the border

7/21/2008 7:22:36 AM

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"The best thing about going to a strip club in Canada is that it saved me money, because I will never go to another club in the States."

Yep, I haven't been to a strip club in the US in 2 years ever since I was in Canada. Canadian strip clubs have hot women, fully nude, they are hands on, and they are cheap.

7/21/2008 7:28:00 AM

never been to one

7/21/2008 7:42:24 AM

^^I'm so going next time I go to Detroit in the next few weeks

7/21/2008 8:07:21 AM

You know how at a strip club, the girls act like they're all into you so you'll buy a lap/table dance?
so i never fall for it at strip clubs here. I get a lap dance if i want one, if she's really hot.

Up there, I fall for that shit.

hook, line, and sinker.

every time. Cunt-stricken.

7/21/2008 8:09:08 AM