Or 'balking' as I like to call it. This was brought up in conversation today. Is it really an issue for anyone? My opinion is if this happens to you, you know it is going to happen. Beat off before you go hang out with a girl to get the easy nut out.

7/20/2008 4:07:01 PM

Never been an issue with me

I have a porn star's timing...I can hold out forever and bust on cue

7/20/2008 4:09:13 PM

No such thing. I always ejaculate at exactly the right time, it's just that sometimes women take too long to cum.

7/20/2008 4:21:23 PM

this threads going places

faster than its supposed to

7/20/2008 4:21:55 PM

I have the opposite problem.

7/20/2008 4:22:39 PM

What you need to do is be able to ejaculate 3-4 times in a row, with only like a 3 minute break in between hard-ons....

omfg hottest thing ever. only met 3 guys who could do it tho. I'm gonna try my damnedest to keep the guy I have now because of this awesome ability.

7/20/2008 4:28:42 PM

There's this one guy in porn who can do that

He'll fuck her missionary and bust on the stomach

Then turn her around doggy style and bust on her back

then he finishes it up by tittyfucking her and splooging her face

I forget the guys name... i can just remember he has a tattoo of james dean on his hip

7/20/2008 4:31:58 PM

Quote :

"omfg hottest thing ever. only met 3 guys who could do it tho. I'm gonna try my damnedest to keep the guy I have now because of this awesome ability."

the girl has to be hot, otherwise this trick doesn't work for me

7/20/2008 4:41:40 PM

After a long layoff... but I'm in a long distance thing, so she knows it's coming (pardon the expression)... I'm not "wasting it" by rubbing one out right before... sorry.

Wait 5 minutes and then good to go for normal...

7/20/2008 4:59:34 PM

I had a total misfire once in high school. I was getting head and it busted in like 30 seconds. I almost laughed. It was a serious girlfriend so no big deal, but, it was really effing weird

7/20/2008 5:11:36 PM

it happens haha

not often though thank god

7/20/2008 5:26:46 PM

Quote :

"I always ejaculate at exactly the right time, it's just that sometimes women take too long to cum."

Sounds like you're doing something wrong.


And yeah, I have the occasional early squirt. But being able to go again in a few minutes makes it no big deal.

7/20/2008 5:30:05 PM

According to Dave Attell last nite: it's a compliment to the woman

7/20/2008 7:57:15 PM

I can last for hours


/King Douchebag


.... but really, i can

7/20/2008 7:59:56 PM

^^ can't wait for the gong show. hope it is as good as insomniac.

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:00 PM. Reason : .]

7/20/2008 8:00:16 PM

^he killed at goodnights

7/20/2008 8:01:11 PM

Quote :

"Quote : "I always ejaculate at exactly the right time, it's just that sometimes women take too long to cum." Sounds like you're doing something wrong. And yeah, I have the occasional early squirt. But being able to go again in a few minutes makes it no big deal."

It's almost like you people have never heard that joke before.

7/20/2008 8:04:32 PM

Just do what I do...

Whisper in her ear and say..."to be continued..."

7/20/2008 8:04:49 PM

how soon is considered premature? if the chick has an orgasm first is it ok?

7/20/2008 8:06:16 PM

i think you at least have to get your pants off

7/20/2008 8:08:16 PM

i always kinda thought anything sooner than 5 minutes was premature

7/20/2008 8:09:05 PM

who cares how long you last as long as you're completely satisfied with what you got.

get yours ftw

7/20/2008 8:17:42 PM

If I cum man, it was right on time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpjq8jqrPq8

7/20/2008 8:18:06 PM

<3 chappelle

7/20/2008 8:19:30 PM

I have the opposite problem.

7/20/2008 8:20:07 PM

i always thought premature ejaculation was cumming before you even get started. like during foreplay, and before you even start to pumpin'

7/20/2008 8:20:27 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premature_ejaculation

7/20/2008 8:22:14 PM

^^^same here...chick told me to finish and i was like ummmmm


i just fake grunted and acted like i busted

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:23 PM. Reason : ^^oh i thought it was dudes who cant last more than like a minute in the vag]

7/20/2008 8:22:53 PM

^ it is easy to have that problem when you never have any pussy around

7/20/2008 8:24:11 PM

well in fairness i beat off like 3 hours before every time cause theres something about mary

7/20/2008 8:25:17 PM

i don't like to beat off before a date, because if I do end up having sex I like to throw ropes

7/20/2008 8:26:05 PM

thats another reason i dont do it anymore

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:27 PM. Reason : besides the fact that i didnt get off ]

7/20/2008 8:27:08 PM

it's weird, but it kind of boosts my ego when I fuck a chick for the first time and get the "wow, that was a lot of cum" comment

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:28 PM. Reason : o]

7/20/2008 8:28:38 PM

ummm... I thought premature ejaculation was when you ejaculated before the orgasm...

7/20/2008 8:28:52 PM

fucking noobs

7/20/2008 8:32:27 PM

how the hell does one ejaculate before they have an orgasm??

7/20/2008 8:34:51 PM

dude, don't bother the virgin with your technicalities DNL

7/20/2008 8:37:32 PM

^^its not the same thing bud

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:40 PM. Reason : ]

7/20/2008 8:39:59 PM

i personally have never ejaculated and not had an orgasm, but I guess some of you have

7/20/2008 8:46:34 PM

down some oxy, youll be a porn star

7/20/2008 8:50:11 PM

it sucks when you've been wanting to hook up with a dude for a REALLY long time...then you finally get the chance and as soon as he sticks it in...it's over


this has happened to me no less than 3 times...



but if i considered cumming before i do to be premature then...well...the time frame would go from 5 minutes to like...an hour or something...

and you can't really complain if a dude holds it for more than 30 minutes....especially if no alcohol is involved...

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:59 PM. Reason : adsfasd]

7/20/2008 8:55:16 PM

^ "I swear this has never happened to me before. You have to give me another chance"

7/20/2008 8:58:52 PM

Quote :

"i personally have never ejaculated and not had an orgasm, but I guess some of you have"

i've had this happen ONCE because i stopped when i was close..shit still came out, my shit went limp and did not feel like I got off at all.. IT WAS THE SUCK

but 15 mins later I was thankful I'm still young..

7/20/2008 9:01:09 PM

^^never heard that...just "well...now this is awkward"...or "i'm sorry...that was embarrassing"



^i did that not too long ago...minus the actual "stuff coming out" part....since i'm a girl and all...

i have to be completely focused on it for it to last and feel awesome...if anything distracts me then it can happen but it's over for me almost instantly and i don't always realize it's happened....

i thought i hadn't and i kept trying and trying and trying and it took me for-freaking-ever.....then i realized that i must have but since i got distracted it was over too quickly for me to realize it

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 9:03 PM. Reason : adsf]

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 9:04 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/20/2008 9:01:18 PM

I made out with one guy, and I think he came 30 seconds after I touched his penis. As soon as we got our clothes half way off he was trying to stick it in me, and I was like, nope, lets at least have some foreplay first... hahaha, I think the foreplay was him removing my shirt

In his defense, he was from kyrgistan or something and before our western ways corrupted him, was a devout muslim who hadn't ever even masturbated before.

7/20/2008 9:04:13 PM

kc, I'd make sure that you came. twice.

7/20/2008 9:04:16 PM

i can only name 2 guys that have done that...

and you weren't either of them

7/20/2008 9:05:49 PM

cause you aint given me the chance

7/20/2008 9:06:25 PM

this is true....

7/20/2008 9:07:29 PM

i'm just saying. you'll never know if you never try

7/20/2008 9:11:32 PM