i am also on the shitter at work

there is someone talking on the phone in the stall next to me

why do people do this

7/22/2008 2:32:59 PM

Estelle Getty died today, and it's still all about you, you, you isn't it?

7/22/2008 2:33:36 PM

the squat and surf is one of life's most wonderful pleasures

7/22/2008 2:33:44 PM

pie ftw

7/22/2008 2:34:13 PM

pics plz, evan

7/22/2008 2:34:49 PM

evan what the fuck are you doing looking at tww on a fucking phone - that is asinine and also has tones of desperation and loneliness.

7/22/2008 2:35:03 PM

i did word associations with one of my shrinks yesterday

he said fork

i said pie

HOLLA

7/22/2008 2:35:04 PM

pie = pocket internet explorer in this case

7/22/2008 2:35:53 PM

Oh.

7/22/2008 2:36:53 PM

i'm about to do some pocket expoloring if you know what im saying

7/22/2008 2:37:23 PM

what else am i supposed to do whilst shitting? just sit there?

awfully boring. at least tww can keep me entertained.

7/22/2008 2:37:27 PM

^^icwudt

I wanna watch j/k

7/22/2008 2:38:40 PM

i guess im way out of the norm

i wouldnt even have time to pull up tww and login before i was done shitting

i dont get it. sounds neat maybe. but i just dont take 10 years to shit

7/22/2008 2:39:16 PM

dont drop it in the toilet
i did that with my game boy a couple times in elementary school
and a walkman

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 2:41 PM. Reason : ]

7/22/2008 2:41:33 PM

^ that's pretty dumb. like you deserve an award type dumb.

Quote :

"the squat and surf is one of life's most wonderful pleasures"

hello hemorrhoids.

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : h]

7/22/2008 2:43:47 PM

i was a kid
i think i was trying to hold it under my chin while i fixed my clothes or something

7/22/2008 2:45:16 PM

first evan thread that made me laugh cuz i browse on the shitter frequently as well

7/22/2008 2:45:53 PM

HOW

WHY

WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS

seriously why am i the only one without books or laptops on the back of the toilet?

i would hate to shit for 10 minutes

7/22/2008 2:46:59 PM

i shit and wipe and less than 2 minutes unless something is very wrong, in that case i don't need shit to look at anyways,

7/22/2008 2:49:44 PM

poop stinks

i'm trying to get in and out of there with the quickness
not stew in the fumes of my own stool

7/22/2008 2:50:23 PM

well sometimes when you eat dairy it could take a little longer in there
if you are lactose intolerant
like a cookout milkshake
or some cheesy pizza
im just saying
it happens

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 2:52 PM. Reason : ]

7/22/2008 2:51:48 PM

^ shit, it happens.

7/22/2008 2:54:05 PM

Quote :

"well sometimes when you eat dairy it could take a little longer in there if you are lactose intolerant like a cookout milkshake or some cheesy pizza im just saying it happens"

well yeah, of course

but based on the number of people who either shit/surf or shit/read, shit/etc... compared to the number of people with digestive problems, and add in the abnormal things like a stomach flu, etc... it still doesnt add up

im convinced that people shit and then just sit there, or so some crazy anal fixation butthole thing where they crap as slow as possibly or something

cause i eat milkshakes, i eat pizza, and i sometimes feel especially lactose intolerant after a huge bowl of cereal and milk after not eating dinner the night before

but there is never idle bathroom time.

so i guess 99% of the population is constipated and that is the norm

ha ha

asshole freaks!

7/22/2008 3:18:32 PM

for some reason i can concentrate best on the toilet

so i read/study/etc.

when there's nothing else to do i whip my phone out and look at porn read tww and blogs

7/22/2008 8:54:49 PM