went to 1223 for mt friends B-Day, and I'm at work right now still pretty drunk.............DIS IS GONNA BE A LOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG DAY

7/24/2008 9:38:00 AM

7/24/2008 9:38:21 AM

Just go to sleep and if your boss comes by and asks you why you're asleep just tell him you're really hungover

7/24/2008 9:38:47 AM

+1 for honesty

7/24/2008 9:39:41 AM

Just don't drive.

7/24/2008 9:40:44 AM

You need Pepto, Tylenol, and BoJangles.

7/24/2008 9:41:26 AM

^^^^thanx for the support, you wanna bwn l8r to help me remove the intoxicated sperm from my body so my kids don't trun out like sherman williams

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 9:42 AM. Reason : ^]

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 9:43 AM. Reason : whoa ]

7/24/2008 9:42:06 AM

This thread is why you should always keep an emergency bottle of liquor in your cube...

7/24/2008 9:42:28 AM

Sure...I'm all about helping the kids.

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 9:44 AM. Reason : wtf is Zing Zang homie?]

7/24/2008 9:42:53 AM

vodka + Zing Zang = recovery. Trust me on this one Dwight

7/24/2008 9:43:21 AM

Quote :

"thanx for the support, you wanna bwn l8r to help me remove the intoxicated spermfrom my body so my kids don't trun out like sherman williams"

made me spit my drink all over my screen

7/24/2008 9:43:34 AM

^^^cool b/c the young lady I was courting h8s me now for drunk dialing her and apparently telling her how hawt her best friend was and how if I'd ne ver met her how I'd def MARRY her best friend..........

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 9:46 AM. Reason : ^]

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 9:46 AM. Reason : ^]

7/24/2008 9:45:44 AM

*signed*

weeknight concerts ftl

7/24/2008 9:46:26 AM

^amen brother, I'm hurting today

7/24/2008 9:47:45 AM

snoop/311?

7/24/2008 9:48:31 AM

^Yo WTF is Zing Zang Cor-ster

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 9:48 AM. Reason : .]

7/24/2008 9:48:33 AM

best bloody mary mix I have ever had. And I usually dislike anything that is pre-made

7/24/2008 9:49:57 AM

bloody mary?

7/24/2008 9:50:01 AM

awww damn. I love drunk dials!!!

More people should have my number so I can get them. I haven't gotten a good drunk dial in a while I have made them though (booo for people that don't pick up haha)

7/24/2008 9:50:26 AM

Quote :

"^^^cool b/c the young lady I was courting h8s me now for drunk dialing her and apparently telling her how hawt her best friend was and how if I'd ne ver met her how I'd def MARRY her best friend.........."

LAWL

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 9:51 AM. Reason : ^ I'd pick up for you ]

7/24/2008 9:50:37 AM

yeah I was at the 311/Snoop show last night

7/24/2008 9:50:53 AM

whats 1223? i was trying to look up 1223 to see if there was some place in raleigh that i'd never heard of... looks like there's a club 1223 in DC?

but it sounds like you're talking about like a Lake Park Apartment building, ha ha

YO I WAS AT 1407 THROWIN DOWN SON

7/24/2008 9:51:06 AM

I didn't find out about Snoop until it was too late

I wanted to see him!!! Sexual Erruption has been in my head all morning

Corey I haven't had a good bloody mary in a while.

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 9:52 AM. Reason : hahah Jackleg you make me laff!]

7/24/2008 9:51:49 AM

who is sherman williams? that paint guy?

7/24/2008 9:52:31 AM

This thread is cracking my shit up.

7/24/2008 9:53:07 AM

^ really

7/24/2008 9:53:54 AM

^x5 Yeah I live in DC

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 9:56 AM. Reason : ^]

7/24/2008 9:55:57 AM

Quote :

"who is sherman williams? that paint guy?"

7/24/2008 9:59:37 AM

Quote :

"Sherman Williams (born August 13, 1973 in Mobile, Alabama) is a former professional American football running back in the NFL for five seasons for the Dallas Cowboys. Williams played college football for the University of Alabama. In 2000 he was sentenced to seven years in prison for three counts of conspiracy to distribute marijuana and a separate plea for passing counterfeit currency. Saying that his time as a professional football player toughed him for prison, Williams said in a prison interview, "You know, I would think that things that would kill the average man wouldn't even make me flinch."[1] "

7/24/2008 10:05:32 AM

i drank enough last night to get me drunk but i spread it out over a long enough period of time that it didn't cause too many issues....

7/24/2008 10:08:43 AM

me too

except it just made me really gassy today

7/24/2008 10:12:37 AM

eww...you so nasty

7/24/2008 10:13:16 AM

inorite

7/24/2008 10:13:39 AM

Yay for saving the babies!!!

7/24/2008 10:13:59 AM

Beer Farts FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

7/24/2008 10:14:14 AM

yeah i got ripped the night before a 16 hour flight a few weeks ago

im pretty sure my whole cabin hated me

7/24/2008 10:14:53 AM

They always have that distinct, I-got-so-fucked-up-last-night-that-my-guts-are-a-nuclear-waste-dump, smell...

7/24/2008 10:26:11 AM

It's threads like this that me happy I'm trying to quit.

7/24/2008 11:09:17 AM

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_nearly_80_percent_of_0?utm_source=embedded_video

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 11:12 AM. Reason : l]

7/24/2008 11:11:48 AM

SOOO....my boss comes in my office and I'm passed out.....she laughs and says "Rough Night?"....think god for such a COOL BOSS!

7/24/2008 12:20:06 PM

Well congratufuckinglations

7/24/2008 5:47:21 PM