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Apocalypse
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*Survey*

Who actually pulls their cock through these things to pee? I tried today and the re-entry was a little sloppy. (thats what she said)

7/24/2008 12:42:56 PM

quagmire02
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you know, i was probably 15 before i realized that's what they were there for

7/24/2008 12:43:25 PM

sober46an3
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what else are you going to do? undo the belt and pull down your pants?

7/24/2008 12:44:11 PM

fjjackso
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um, i do

7/24/2008 12:44:59 PM

Jader
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handy when spooning

7/24/2008 12:45:16 PM

dbmcknight
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7/24/2008 12:45:55 PM

Agent 0
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if im wearing pants with a fly,

as larry david says, i go through the gate

if theyre just gym shorts or whatever, i go over the fence






hahaha reminds me of the kids in elementary school who dropped their pants to their feet to pee

that shit was hilarious

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 12:46 PM. Reason : .]

7/24/2008 12:45:56 PM

quagmire02
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oh, well, i use the penis hole when pee

re-entry isn't an issue because my penis is so tiny i just open it up a slit and pee straight through it...sure, it dribbles a bit, but what're you gonna do?

Quote :
"no matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last two drops end up in your pants"


Quote :
"remember, if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself"

7/24/2008 12:47:05 PM

lmnop
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I just drop my pants around my ankles and stand at the urinal with both hands on the wall. And sigh.

7/24/2008 12:47:06 PM

Apocalypse
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^^
Our janitor loved that.

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 12:47 PM. Reason : f]

7/24/2008 12:47:16 PM

dbmcknight
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Quote :
"if im wearing pants with a fly,

as larry david says, i go through the gate

if theyre just gym shorts or whatever, i go over the fence"

7/24/2008 12:48:46 PM

Mulva
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I hate the cheap boxers with the dick hole that just an opening in the front with no kind of snap/button. Your wang is flopping around as you walk and chafing, fuck those kind

7/24/2008 12:49:16 PM

Fareako
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I sit down when I pee

7/24/2008 12:49:37 PM

dbmcknight
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"I hate the cheap boxers with the dick hole that just an opening in the front with no kind of snap/button."


i disagree. i don't need one more step between me and relief.

7/24/2008 12:52:57 PM

mdalston
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7/24/2008 12:53:36 PM

EMCE
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I don't usually. I lift up the leg to my boxer shorts, take out my dong, and piss that way

7/24/2008 12:53:51 PM

Mulva
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BLACK PEOPLE DO DO DO DO DO

WHITE PEOPLE DUR DUR DUR DUR

7/24/2008 12:54:38 PM

mildew
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I never use it

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason : the hole... not my cock]

7/24/2008 12:55:38 PM

djeternal
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i do

7/24/2008 12:56:04 PM

cstrom
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depends on if I'm wearing draws that day

7/24/2008 12:57:11 PM

DivaBaby19
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I like the hole when I'm snuggling haha

7/24/2008 12:58:45 PM

catalyst
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i cant believe you retards havent figured out how to take your dick out of the hole to pee, shake it off, and slide it back through

7/24/2008 1:02:26 PM

GrumpyGOP
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It's not a complicated aperture or anything

I use it for speed, convenience, and so I'm not standing at the urinal with my pants pulled partway down like some sort of retard cocklooker.

7/24/2008 1:05:24 PM

djeternal
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plus it's easy access for when a broad wants to give you road head

7/24/2008 1:06:25 PM

EponaWolf
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I agree to ^^^^ and ^

7/24/2008 1:19:34 PM

djeternal
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^ wanna take a road trip?

7/24/2008 1:22:31 PM

Fareako
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^^^ tr00-ness - which is why the buttons/snaps = the most horrible invention evar.

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 1:23 PM. Reason : ^^ I, too, am curious to know your answer to that question, but as if it was asked by myself.]

7/24/2008 1:23:00 PM

EponaWolf
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^^ haha

^ yea, exactly...Buttons = bad.

7/24/2008 1:24:31 PM

sumfoo1
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

7/24/2008 1:25:08 PM

djeternal
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BLAH

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 1:27 PM. Reason : poop]

7/24/2008 1:25:36 PM

DaBird
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Quote :
"if im wearing pants with a fly,

as larry david says, i go through the gate

if theyre just gym shorts or whatever, i go over the fence"

7/24/2008 1:58:13 PM

slaptit
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Quote :
"no matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last two drops end up in your pants"


just clothespin the end of your penis, i mean everyone does that right?

7/24/2008 4:16:25 PM

EMCE
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7/24/2008 4:18:00 PM

dbmcknight
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hahaha
i love that gif

7/24/2008 4:20:55 PM

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