It must have been the Olive Garden that we ate last night...

but jeez oh man, I have terrible gas today. It started this morning during my shower. One of those wet shower farts slipped out. I didn't even know until I started smelling that pungent odor (fart + shower = SUPER FART).

My guts continued to bubble during breakfast and my commute to work. Now I'm sitting here in the office trying to hold the farts in. I know they're going to stink if they get out....I can feel it....
It's the kind that literally BURNS your asshole and colon a little bit as you try to hold it in.

This is miserable

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 8:51 AM. Reason : .]

7/25/2008 8:49:49 AM

Ring stingers eh?

7/25/2008 8:51:10 AM

umm...go to the bathroom maybe...?

7/25/2008 8:54:36 AM

well, yeah. I've dooked already...this isn't about that though...

this is about me possibly losing my job

7/25/2008 8:56:52 AM

I hope they dont think that is your natural smell......

7/25/2008 9:06:50 AM

whoa whoa whoa whoa...EMCE is BLACK?

7/25/2008 9:08:46 AM

I'm brown actually

zombcraw is black. when he gets out of his car, the oil light comes on

7/25/2008 9:11:16 AM

Ring stingers eh?

7/25/2008 9:11:42 AM

^^ haha

7/25/2008 9:12:18 AM

7/25/2008 9:17:51 AM

gah
what if the secretary comes in?!?!

7/25/2008 9:48:39 AM

Quote :

"zombcraw is black. when he gets out of his car, the oil light comes on"

bwahahahahahahahah

7/25/2008 9:50:19 AM

Quote :

"I'm brown actually zombcraw is black. when he gets out of his car, the oil light comes on "

^one of those jokes you can tell your white friends and they rofl, black guys we just say OLD

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 9:53 AM. Reason : not buzzkilling MC....this is the perfect place to use it to get LOL's]

7/25/2008 9:53:00 AM

Quote :

" OLIVE GARDEN GAS "

7/25/2008 9:55:57 AM

this is why you don't eat at the olive garden

7/25/2008 9:56:55 AM

no you're absolutely right. we were using that cut down when I was in 5th grade

7/25/2008 9:57:18 AM

Neverending Poot, Shatted, & Shitsticks

7/25/2008 9:57:57 AM

lol you brought this upon yourself mr emce...my neighbor works at olive garden and she says it blows

7/25/2008 9:58:33 AM

you've got to have at least one person that deserves your wrath, i love blowing up the storeroom office, because they take too long to get my parts to my guys

7/25/2008 11:20:43 AM

satan himself doesn't deserve this

7/25/2008 11:24:47 AM

luckily i work at a paper mill, so you can always blame it on the H2S

7/25/2008 11:25:40 AM

I always hated it when I'd fart in my cube, and then a co-worker would come over to talk to me. I'd be like, lets discuss this elsewhere...

7/25/2008 11:26:25 AM

zxappeal used to carpet bomb everyone at work

7/25/2008 11:30:51 AM

ha, dropped a bomb while making IVs Monday. Sterile environment, strong ventilation, and my eyes were still burning...

7/25/2008 11:51:56 AM

Every morning this guy here would pound down 2 Mcgriddles then feel compelled to crop dust me whenever I was on the phone with someone and couldn't swear at him in retaliation

Other than than, my boss is a pretty cool guy

7/25/2008 11:56:22 AM

It's time to cropdust.

Quote :

"zombcraw is black. when he gets out of his car, the oil light comes on"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm telling that one to my mother

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 12:00 PM. Reason : ljfd]

7/25/2008 11:59:59 AM

Quote :

"I'm brown actually zombcraw is black. when he gets out of his car, the oil light comes on"

ahhahhahaha

7/25/2008 12:00:38 PM