and I can feel that fucker crawling around in my throat. Every time I try to talk he moves and I start coughing. Great timing because I'm about to meet with a potential client.

Drinking OJ trying to drown his ass.

7/25/2008 5:28:49 PM

better a gnat than a gnu

7/25/2008 5:29:29 PM

true.

7/25/2008 5:29:43 PM

i don't know why
perhaps she'll die

7/25/2008 5:38:23 PM

swallow bug spray, that should do the trick

7/25/2008 5:46:59 PM

^

7/25/2008 5:47:31 PM

swallow a spider to catch the fly

7/25/2008 7:05:50 PM

Gnat nutrition facts                                   % Daily 

Serving size 1000000 gnats

total fat :            8g                                     12%
      saturated fat:3g                                     15%
Cholesterol:         65mg                                 22%
Sodium:              70mg                                 3%
Total Carbs:         0g                                     0%
Protein:               13g                              

7/25/2008 7:11:15 PM

damn those bastards have a lot of cholesterol.

7/25/2008 8:56:52 PM

I had goat in jamaica and various places in central america

7/25/2008 8:58:57 PM

goat ?= gnat

7/25/2008 9:00:53 PM

I pronounce the g in gnat. I don't give a fuck.

7/25/2008 9:01:25 PM

^That's pretty badass

7/25/2008 11:49:33 PM