kiljadn All American 44690 Posts user info edit post |
Shaving your face daily = teh suck
Powder them balls. Gold Bond was invented for a reason.
It's not gay to make sure your eyebrows don't look like caterpillars. Also notice that eyebrows is plural.
Use some lotion on your rough ass skin, son. Women appreciate that shit. 7/26/2008 4:20:32 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
agreed
also, using face products is ok if you have acne. 7/26/2008 4:21:40 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72828 Posts user info edit post |
i have a staff dedicated to keeping me well-oiled
7/26/2008 4:22:13 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89769 Posts user info edit post |
carry some chapstick with you. no woman wants to kiss you when you have an 2mm gash on your bottom lip
fingernails. toenails. clean and cut them shits
women LOVE the smell of a man when he's just gotten out of the shower. use this to your advantage. all the cologne in the world doesn't cover up funk. it just makes your funk smell odd 7/26/2008 4:24:54 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
manscape
/thread 7/26/2008 4:25:03 PM |
kiljadn All American 44690 Posts user info edit post |
kiljadn and EMCE droppin knowledge!!!!
[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 4:26 PM. Reason : djeternal, too] 7/26/2008 4:26:21 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
dudes who wear too much cologne bother the hell out of me
spray it once and walk into it, then walk away 7/26/2008 4:29:33 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
^ 7/26/2008 4:30:00 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
i don't shave my face unless I have to. i prefer women that like manly men
i don't powder my balls because if a chick goes down on me I don't want her getting a bad taste.
i don't fuck with my eyebrows becasue a) they aren't really bushy and b) I am not gay. i prefer women that like manly men
i do use lotion on my hands, but only when they get REALLY dry. i prefer women that like manly men.
i manscape because I like oral sex.
i don't use chapstick because I don't need it.
i cut my nails not for women, but because I can't stand long nails
i shower twice a day. again, not for women, but because not doing so is just nasty.
[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 4:36 PM. Reason : s] 7/26/2008 4:34:32 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
showering twice a day is a waste of natural resources, dries out your skin, and is indicative that you must smell way worse than the average joe 7/26/2008 4:35:40 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
^ or it is indicitive that I shower before work and i shower after I work out 7/26/2008 4:36:50 PM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
my dad shaves daily
but I don't understand
when the hair is that short, I can't stand shaving it daily
I have to shave every 3 days or so, and wait for the hair to get a little longer
seems like it's too close to the skin when I do it everyday 7/26/2008 4:37:24 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
you work 7 days a week and work out 7 days a week? you didn't imply that was your reason for showering. you said that the reason you showered twice a day was because not doing so is just nasty.
nice try backpedaling there, stinky 7/26/2008 4:37:53 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
I don't manscape because I get oral sex without it. sounds like you only get oral sex with it. sucks for you. 7/26/2008 4:39:04 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89769 Posts user info edit post |
leave it to Crede to try to troll someone over taking a goddamn shower 7/26/2008 4:39:23 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
i shower every morning regardless of whether or not I have to go to work or not. and yes, I work out 7 days a week. I do not lift weights every day, but even on the days I don't lift I run. Hence, I break a sweat. Hence, I take a shower. If you don't shower after you break a heavy sweat, then you have more to worry about than dry skin or natural resources
[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 4:40 PM. Reason : nice try at trolling, fucktard] 7/26/2008 4:39:43 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
Hence, why didn't you just say so in the first place! You gave a completely different reason. Of course it's nasty to nto shower after working out. 7/26/2008 4:41:31 PM |
zep All American 4169 Posts user info edit post |
5x^ why don't you act like more of a pompous ass? Stop making shit up just to have something to say.
[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 4:42 PM. Reason : ^'s] 7/26/2008 4:42:07 PM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
I've started having to manscape due to overgrowing hairs (i.e. hairs over the penis) 7/26/2008 4:42:34 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
well I don't shower twice a day so I don't like being called "just nasty". I do shower in the morning and after I've been sweating. 7/26/2008 4:43:33 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't manscape because I get oral sex without it." |
so what is your boyfriend's name?
and I don't manscape because I don't get any oral sex moron. i manscape to make it more comfortable for her to be down there. ever gone down on a chick with uncontrollable bush? it's called consideration, faggot7/26/2008 4:43:54 PM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
I've been doing my exercise close to when I wake up so I can do it while I'm dirty and save a little water too 7/26/2008 4:44:14 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89769 Posts user info edit post |
also, it's not gay to wash out your butthole when you shower as long as you don't enjoy it] 7/26/2008 4:45:35 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
i am very anal about anal cleanliness
that falls right in line with the reason why i manscape
[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 4:46 PM. Reason : a] 7/26/2008 4:46:01 PM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
women don't need to be digging around in my butthole
I need to be digging around in theirs though 7/26/2008 4:47:50 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
they don't need to be diggin around there, but if it ain't clean they'll get a wiff. learn how to work, kid 7/26/2008 4:48:53 PM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't say I didn't clean it
but it is as you say
I LIKE LADIES THAT LIKE A REAL MAN 7/26/2008 4:49:35 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
there's a lot of stupid in this thread 7/26/2008 4:49:37 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
call me a faggot and then your next post is about your anal cleanliness. I would recommend anyone who likes chicks to ignore djeternal's advice 7/26/2008 4:49:53 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
good luck getting anyone to ignore my advice about women, faggot. you obviously haven't been around very long
[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 4:50 PM. Reason : a] 7/26/2008 4:50:31 PM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
hey Madman
remember that video of the wolfweb sociopath ReceiveDeath receiving his own death and being set on fire?? 7/26/2008 4:50:36 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
ANAL CLEANLINESS
FTMFW 7/26/2008 4:52:00 PM |
aea All Amurican 5269 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "all the cologne in the world doesn't cover up funk. it just makes your funk smell odd" |
I lol'd7/26/2008 4:52:15 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
ok, maybe only showering once a day isn't nasty
but not cleaning your ass IS VERY nasty 7/26/2008 4:53:11 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
yes I clean my ass when I shower, and I would assume that's a given with most intelligent males. 7/26/2008 4:53:57 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
then you are an idiot for calling me out for it 7/26/2008 4:54:55 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
you are taking credit for recommending something one should be doing in the first place? good for you 7/26/2008 4:56:43 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
sorry I literally gayed up this thread, I'll leave.
just remember fellas, there's nothing wrong if you only shower once a day 7/26/2008 4:57:58 PM |
NCSUGirl83 All American 10343 Posts user info edit post |
no, i think he's calling you stupid for insinuating that he was a faggot for saying it in the first place 7/26/2008 4:58:00 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
^^^OMG. YOU OWNED ME!!!!
Maybe you should screencap this and add it to your gallery. It seems you are quite proud of your internet achievements
[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 4:58 PM. Reason : a] 7/26/2008 4:58:01 PM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
madman
I can't take anything you say seriously after you said this:
ANYONE HAVE THE WOLFWEB SOCIOPATH RECEIVEDEATH BEING SET ON FIRE AND RECEIVING HIS OWN DEATH VIDEO? 7/26/2008 4:58:41 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
he's a douche dude, and he knows it 7/26/2008 5:00:50 PM |
GroundBeef Suspended 6518 Posts user info edit post |
This thread sucks
/thread 7/26/2008 5:03:31 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "dudes who wear too much cologne bother the hell out of me
spray it once and walk into it, then walk away" |
7/26/2008 5:16:04 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my dad shaves daily
but I don't understand
when the hair is that short, I can't stand shaving it daily" |
because when you reach maturity, it hurts shave every other day.
I take a shower in the morning, after gym/some form of training, outside dirty work, for sex, etc.
[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 5:20 PM. Reason : ]7/26/2008 5:18:50 PM |
GroundBeef Suspended 6518 Posts user info edit post |
That doesn't make sense. If you wait a day or two at least you won't get as bad of a razor burn. What hurts about letting your facial hair grow a little longer before shaving it? 7/26/2008 5:20:42 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
because it's thick and grows fast......
plus, day growth looks sloppy as shit.
I'll shave 2x a day, if i'm going to dinner/function w/ the woman in the evening
[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 5:22 PM. Reason : i only get razor burn if I wait between shavings]
[Edited on July 26, 2008 at 5:23 PM. Reason : ] 7/26/2008 5:21:35 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
HAY GUISE! WHAT'S GOIN ON IN THIS THREAD?!? 7/26/2008 5:28:06 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
i actually prefer to shave after a couple days' growth, and my beard is thick as shit. 7/26/2008 5:29:40 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
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