punisher Suspended 333 Posts user info edit post |
Would you marry a female body builder who benches more than 300 pounds and feels like a man? I was at the gym last night when this female body builder made me feel like a skinny white boy. She came up to dumbells and started doing hammer curls with a damn 85 pound dumbell and I was doing curls with 50. I just put the weights up and went to some else. I hope her husband don't piss her off or the bitch will throw his ass out the window 7/28/2008 10:20:42 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
[no] 7/28/2008 10:21:03 AM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
As long as I'm pitching. 7/28/2008 10:22:03 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
In Soviet Russia, you don't fuck woman, woman fucks you 7/28/2008 10:22:17 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i like my women to look like women...and by curves, i expect boobs and an ass, not muscles
[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 10:22 AM. Reason : .] 7/28/2008 10:22:39 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
[NO]
7/28/2008 10:23:54 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
personally, i think female body builders that get that bulky and defined are just grotesque. who seriously finds this attractive?
7/28/2008 10:24:10 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
paging trapezius/0EPII1 7/28/2008 10:24:44 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
most of them have huge penis-like clits from the roids 7/28/2008 10:25:13 AM |
punisher Suspended 333 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "As long as I'm pitching." | 3
God damn
She can squeeze the hell out of your pole with her leg muscles if you say some wrong while its in their lol thats scary as fuck.7/28/2008 10:25:16 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i wouldn't even have sex with one
i'd be afraid her vagina would pinch my pecker off in a fit of passion 7/28/2008 10:25:47 AM |
bassjunkie All American 3093 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "most of them have huge penis-like clits from the roids" |
^I'd steer clear of the perilous Vag of fury7/28/2008 10:30:45 AM |
lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
Attn: female body builders
Would you marry a pasty white internet addict douchebag from the wolfweb?
Yeah, well they don't want you anyway. 7/28/2008 10:34:12 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
I'd hit it if the mood struck me. but then again, I've never been afraid of a vagina...
having said that, I doubt the mood would strike me 7/28/2008 10:34:44 AM |
aaprior Veteran 498 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " Would you marry a female body builder who benches more than 300 pounds and feels like a man? " |
Actually bodybuilders aren't powerlifters. They aren't really that strong (on average; obviously there are exceptions) I don't know of any female bodybuilders who press 300lbs but I do know of powerlifters who do-- but thats an entirely different sport.7/28/2008 10:35:36 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
without steroids is it possible for a woman to gain that much muscle? 7/28/2008 10:36:43 AM |
punisher Suspended 333 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'd hit it if the mood struck me. but then again, I've never been afraid of a vagina...
having said that, I doubt the mood would strike me" |
Lol
She would prolly play volleyball with your skinnyass.
[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 10:37 AM. Reason : hghghggg]7/28/2008 10:36:58 AM |
punisher Suspended 333 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "without steroids is it possible for a woman to gain that much muscle?" |
They don't produce as much Testosterone END OF STORY.7/28/2008 10:39:09 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. STOP BEING AFRAID OF VAGINAS! YOU'RE EMBARASSING YOURSELF 7/28/2008 10:42:19 AM |
aaprior Veteran 498 Posts user info edit post |
OP: If you are in California, you're in the bodybuilding capital of the world. I'd expect to see a lot of big guys and gals especially if you train at a Golds. 7/28/2008 10:42:26 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
^ you do that body building thing, right? IIRC, before you took them all down, you had muscle pics, yes?
[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 10:43 AM. Reason : not like the pics above, but more realistic building] 7/28/2008 10:43:21 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Don't worry. They're not interested in you either. 7/28/2008 10:45:19 AM |
aaprior Veteran 498 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " you do that body building thing, right? IIRC, before you took them all down, you had muscle pics, yes? " |
Yes- I'm a bodybuilder. But, I compete in the NPC's Figure division which is considered the "least muscular" of all female bodybuilding.
[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 10:54 AM. Reason : .]7/28/2008 10:53:45 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "She can squeeze the hell out of your pole with her leg muscles if you say some wrong while its in their lol thats scary as fuck." |
English mother fucker! Do you speak it???7/28/2008 10:53:47 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
absolutely not. not b/c i'd be scared of her, but b/c i think that is terribly unattractive. 7/28/2008 10:56:06 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
if I was body builder and we both were marines... then maybe... if that was the case, I'd probably wouldn't mind going on those nightly walks in Iraq doing those hunter seeker or assassination missions so much. 7/28/2008 11:06:58 AM |
optmusprimer All American 30318 Posts user info edit post |
NPC Figure huh, like this?
Yeah, wouldnt be too afraid of that. 7/28/2008 11:23:11 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
^ acceptable 7/28/2008 11:23:54 AM |
aaprior Veteran 498 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Yes, thats accurate for an NPC Figure-level competitor.
^ I'm glad its "acceptable" to you. I'll be sure to inform all my fellow NPC athletes. 7/28/2008 12:02:39 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
shes acceptable to fuck...def not any kind of relationship material 7/28/2008 12:04:21 PM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^I think thats kind of hot. Athleticism is sexy 7/28/2008 12:05:37 PM |
aaprior Veteran 498 Posts user info edit post |
^^ What makes you think she'd want either with you
[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 12:06 PM. Reason : ^] 7/28/2008 12:05:54 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
6^that one, yes. other's no 7/28/2008 12:06:36 PM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
that's not a body builder though... Athletic, yes, hot, indeed, but can she bench press 300? 7/28/2008 12:06:57 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
^^^what makes you think i want either from her?] 7/28/2008 12:07:16 PM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
^x7 FWIW, it's way above "acceptable"--it's damned fine.
[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : .] 7/28/2008 12:07:16 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
there are so many women out there...why go for a broad thats "too" into weight lifting? 7/28/2008 12:08:16 PM |
aaprior Veteran 498 Posts user info edit post |
^ Why would a female go for a guy who's never seen the inside of a gym yet has a hundred thousand + posts on a internet forum
[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 12:12 PM. Reason : ..] 7/28/2008 12:10:19 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm glad its "acceptable" to you. I'll be sure to inform all my fellow NPC athletes." |
hah, don't flatter yourself, bitch...i wouldn't lower myself to be with a woman so superficial in the first place
i'll bet real money that more of my muscle than yours comes from actual use and outdoor activities than from some gym because i have nothing else to do with my time
[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 12:13 PM. Reason : .]7/28/2008 12:11:51 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Why would a female go for a guy who's never seen the inside of a gym yet has a hundred thousand + posts on a internet forum" |
maybe cause my apt IS a gym w/ 400 lbs of weight and i have a great personality
why would a guy go for a female that wants to be a man?7/28/2008 12:15:08 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
^define your "personality" 7/28/2008 12:16:37 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
yeah....
on an internet message board...
*carlface* 7/28/2008 12:17:05 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
this thread describes Restricted's wet dream 7/28/2008 12:17:32 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
this just in: women get defensive about their looks. 7/28/2008 12:52:50 PM |
Sleik All American 11177 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 1:00 PM. Reason : I'll show y'all her bodybuilder pictures in a bit]
7/28/2008 12:59:35 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
I'm thinking about doing a fitness (not bodybuilding) competition.
it's going to be tough, but it's something I've always wanted to do. 7/28/2008 1:08:26 PM |
Sgt Hartman Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
NSFW Warning
7/28/2008 1:14:56 PM |
shredder All American 1262 Posts user info edit post |
I would if she was a NPC Figure-level competitor, as mentioned above. I probably wouldn't go for a freakishly ripped woman though. 7/28/2008 1:17:21 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
7/28/2008 1:19:33 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 7/28/2008 1:21:24 PM |