Seems Evan has begun to put his foot down on some issues regarding his weight and sexuality. That is real good, Evan.

7/28/2008 7:25:12 PM

at least he isn't jewish

7/28/2008 7:25:49 PM

jewish people aren't allowed to be fat and queer.

7/28/2008 7:26:26 PM

zing

7/28/2008 7:26:28 PM

i'd rather have a jew than a fag. least you can get your taxes done...

7/28/2008 7:27:56 PM

a fag would clean up your place and coordinate your stuff.

7/28/2008 7:28:50 PM

did he ever post in the BMI thread?

7/28/2008 7:29:12 PM

then everyone would think YOUR the fag.

7/28/2008 7:29:13 PM

they made estimates but I didnt see evan post it.

7/28/2008 7:30:29 PM

I always envisioned him as the quintessential power bottom

7/28/2008 7:31:08 PM

if the gays aren't allowed to marry in this country, then why are the jews?

7/28/2008 7:31:40 PM

A jew would take too much comission for doing your taxes

7/28/2008 7:32:04 PM

^^, wait, wait, I know this one!

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 7:32 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2008 7:32:04 PM

this thread is worthless without links

7/28/2008 7:32:40 PM

i thought the thread was gonna say "and proceeds to suck them"

7/28/2008 7:33:24 PM

he's not gay. He's just an attention whore

7/28/2008 7:33:40 PM

not a punchline. but the main argument against gay marriage is that the bible doesn't allow it


um, ok......i never remember the bible being all about Jewish, Muslim, or Atheistic marriage either

7/28/2008 7:33:50 PM

i bet Evan is a real cool guy IRL. He just too trustworthy or something.

7/28/2008 7:38:29 PM

where is said foot putting down

7/28/2008 7:38:57 PM

i failed in my attempt to make this a Soap Box thread

7/28/2008 7:39:15 PM

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"i never remember the bible being all about Jewish, Muslim, or Atheistic marriage either"

The first half of the Bible is about Jews.

7/28/2008 7:40:46 PM

I lost the pic of him singing. TopJew, you have it?

7/28/2008 7:41:16 PM

^^ yeah, then you fuckers killed Jesus

7/28/2008 7:41:46 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=534711&page=2

@ catalyst: second to last post on page 2.. he seems pretty angry!

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 7:42 PM. Reason : fuck]

7/28/2008 7:42:22 PM

nope I don't have that pic, but I'm sure it is floating around here somewhere, and would be appropriate for this thread as well as the BMI thread.

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"yeah, then you fuckers killed Jesus"

hence the 2nd half

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 7:44 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2008 7:44:08 PM

The keys to exciting him follow (in this order):

1.) Being fired from volunteer EMS
2.) Weight
3.) His inability to get his fat ass to bed in a timely fashion

7/28/2008 7:44:21 PM

somebody find that pic

7/28/2008 7:45:31 PM

in ALL it's fat glory

by the way I think I grossly underestimated his BMI @ 40

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 7:47 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2008 7:46:51 PM

oh shit i wondered where that went

7/28/2008 7:47:39 PM

When did Evan piss in your cornflakes? What did I miss?

7/28/2008 7:47:52 PM

I done said I like Evan, he should take my comments with a grain of salt. He's my boy.

7/28/2008 7:54:27 PM

i would have to say 230-240

7/28/2008 7:56:23 PM

^ his BMI or his wait in lbs.???!

7/28/2008 7:57:14 PM

lol, lbs, maybe 250

7/28/2008 7:58:37 PM

we'll take 250lbs to be nice about it.. anyone know an estimate on the height? we can plug these numbers into the BMI thread & get a pretty good estimate.. I'd say he's about 5'3"

7/28/2008 7:59:37 PM

maybe in Timberlands he's 5'3"

barefoot, I put him closer to 5 even

7/28/2008 8:01:27 PM

i never had any Tims

7/28/2008 8:02:45 PM

i'm just trying to figure out why you guys care so much

it's the internet for god's sake

why don't you go outside... or maybe get a job?

7/28/2008 8:05:05 PM

Well @ 5'3" and weighing in at 250 lbs (being very generous) the BMI comes in @ 44.3.

More realistically we'll move him to 5'8" and put him @ 325 he gets the 49.4. It is easily a TWW record.. should print out an award for him or something.

OH HEY EVAN!

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 8:06 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2008 8:05:34 PM

Quote :

"^ his BMI or his wait in lbs.???! "

7/28/2008 8:08:03 PM