...then return my fucking calls you arrogant cock sucker.

7/29/2008 10:36:12 AM

you know those are generic messages maybe they don't really like you?

7/29/2008 10:37:26 AM

if you say "ill return your call ASAP" on your vm message

you're a huge tool.

7/29/2008 10:38:31 AM

^^agreed, take the hint

7/29/2008 10:39:13 AM

my voice mail should say "Text me if you want a rapid response."

7/29/2008 10:41:22 AM

my mom's drives me nuts cause she's redundant.

"I'm not available unable to come to the phone right now...."

mom... either one of those is plenty

7/29/2008 10:42:34 AM

i just had one of my customers call me and tell me that the hold time on our 800 number is 62 minutes right now. it's gonna be a LOOOOOONG day

7/29/2008 10:42:51 AM

ha. my cousin has a radio playing in the background on his and says "hello....hold on, let me turn the radio down." And then he's like sorry, I'm not here. that damn thing gets me every time.

7/29/2008 10:44:52 AM

Then they need to say, "If I want to return your call, I'll call you back as soon as possible."

I hate humanity.

7/29/2008 10:45:41 AM

the worst is if the acronym is actually called out as A-S-A-P

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7/29/2008 10:47:24 AM

well "as soon as possible" is a very broad term. "possible" can mean "when i feel all my other priorities are met". now if the message says "i will call you as soon as I get back to my desk", then that fucker needs to call you back.

7/29/2008 10:47:48 AM

i think mine says "I'll get back to you as soon as possible"

7/29/2008 10:50:10 AM

This is why I just avoid having a voice mail message altogether.

7/29/2008 10:54:47 AM