AND I THINK SOME OF YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN BUYING STUFF FROM THAT TOWEL JOCKEY VINCE FROM SHAMWOW, AND LET ME TELL YOU, I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR BEDS IF I FIND OUT YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT HEADSET WEARING FAG.

7/29/2008 12:25:02 PM

i want Billy's job.

7/29/2008 12:27:04 PM

That guy Billy is a bitch. Look-a-dis. This ShamWow sucks up all his fuckin Oxi Clean

7/29/2008 12:29:57 PM

I trust that dude about as much as I trust letting a crackhead house sit while I'm on vacation.

7/29/2008 12:30:55 PM

OH NO YOU BETTER NOT COME UP IN MY THREAD WITH THAT CRAP. YOU'RE GOING TO END UP IN A MEAT LOCKER HANGING FROM A HERCULES HOOK

7/29/2008 12:34:44 PM

Y'all can go fuck yourselves with a pocket fisherman.
Ron Popeil reigns over infotelevision from beyond the grave!!

7/29/2008 12:37:33 PM

LISTEN HERE RONCO, YOU GET YOUR SLICERS N' DICERS AND JUICE MACHINES OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I MASH YOU INTO SOME MIGHTY PUTTY AND USE YOUR BATTERED CORPSE TO FIX THIS DENT IN MY CAR FROM WHERE I RAN OVER THAT VINCE BITCH! THAT'S HOW BILLY MAYS PLAYS! THERE IS ONLY ROOM ON CABLE FOR ONE SALESMAN, AND I CAN OUT-SHOUT BOTH OF YOU SKANKS!

BILLY MAYS CANNOT CONTROL THE VOLUME OF BILLY MAYS' VOICE!

7/29/2008 4:50:29 PM

^^ um, he's still alive

7/29/2008 4:53:28 PM

ron popeil is still alive

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 4:53 PM. Reason : myeah, see]

7/29/2008 4:53:42 PM

Heres Billy Mays' ass tampon...lookadiss

7/29/2008 4:56:03 PM

BILLY MAYS WILL MAKE HIM WISH HE WAS DEAD!

7/29/2008 4:56:12 PM

JESUS CHRIST

suspend socks for making me think ron popeil was dead

7/29/2008 4:57:15 PM

10/10 thread would laugh again

7/29/2008 4:59:23 PM

I've never once bought anything from an infomercial.

Nothing I own has an "seen on TV" logo on it.

7/29/2008 5:01:18 PM

i was watching one of his commercials the other day...kinda half payin attention having a conversation with my friend...and out of the corner of my eye i caught a very faint glimpse of what i thought was a ponytail as he turned his head from right to left

it looked like it was hangin at the base of his neck and is like a little bobtail

then again maybe i didnt see anything...but if he has a little bobtail in back of his head that dude is the fuckin MAN

can someone verify or shoot this down for me?

7/29/2008 5:02:06 PM

7/29/2008 5:03:51 PM

LOOK HERE VINCE, I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK. THEN I'M GOING TO WIPE MY ASS WITH A WHOLE ROLL OF PAPER TOWELS. AND IF THAT OLD FUCK RONCO WANTS TO FUCK WITH THIS, THEN GRANDPA BETTER TAKE HIS GERITOL AND BRING IT.

MAYS OUT. I GOTTA GO FUCK SOME SKANKS AT QVC.

7/29/2008 10:12:19 PM

Quote :

"ron popeil is still alive"

he had a stroke, his son does infomercials for him now, he made a guest appearance on one, it was pitiful:

tell em dad

bbbbbbbbuuuuuuuttttshhhhhhh wwwaiiiiiitttt ttthhhhhuuurrrsssssssszzzzzz moorrrreeeeeee

7/29/2008 10:16:00 PM

I refuse to believe that without a youtube link

7/29/2008 10:18:03 PM

Quote :

"I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK. "

I'm gonna rip off your head and eat spaghetti out of your neck

7/29/2008 11:40:05 PM

You wanna know why Vince is good at selling shit? He was born into the best salesmen of them all...SCIENTOLOGISTS!!!!

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=109&STORY=/www/story/05-11-2004/0002171569&EDATE=

At least until he was kicked out of the church for making the "Underground Comedy Movie"



[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 9:16 AM. Reason : ``]

7/30/2008 8:47:12 AM

SCAM WOW

7/30/2008 8:50:40 AM

I HEARD THAT HOMO VINCE WAS TRYING TO CALL ME OUT IN ANOTHER THREAD. WELL, BILLY MAYS IS GOING TO STRANGLE THAT FAUX-HAWK WEARING SHIT WITH HIS OWN SHAM-WOW. CAN YOUR SHAME-WOW MOP UP THE TEARS OF YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE SEES WHAT I'VE DONE TO HER BABY??? CAN THAT SHAME-WOW MOP UP THE PILE OF GORE THAT USED TO BE YOUR BODY?

7/30/2008 10:50:09 AM

^^^wow thats some shit!

7/30/2008 10:52:39 AM

AWESOME AUGER

7/30/2008 11:03:52 AM

7/30/2008 12:51:01 PM

This guy makes me want to be called William

7/30/2008 1:10:44 PM

this thread made me laugh before AND after i clicked on it

7/30/2008 1:12:48 PM

let me clear this up since there seems to be some confusion

NOBODY can control the volume of billy mays' voice

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 1:58 PM. Reason : johnny hamillton is a faggot]

7/30/2008 1:37:41 PM

billy,

I see you have brought to market a shamwow-like product. Is this a sign that you feel like VINCE might have an edge in the german made cola absorbency market?



P.S. zorbeez lol

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 1:49 PM. Reason : that had me sayin shamwow]

7/30/2008 1:48:28 PM

X27!!!

7/30/2008 2:08:06 PM

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ZORBEEZ. OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO GOD SENT HIS ONLY SON, THE SON OF MAN TO BE THE SALVATION OF HUMANKIND. THAT MAN WAS JESUS CHRIST. NOT ONLY DID JESUS DIE ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS, HE INVENTED ZORBEES TO HELP WIPE THE SPILLS AND SINS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR LIFE.

THAT FUCKER VINCE BRAGS THAT HIS RAGS ARE MADE BY GERMANS, PFFFT. HOW CAN YOU NOT BY SOMETHING MADE BY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST? WOULD YOU RATHER BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY TRYING TO WIPE YOUR TEARS WITH INFERIOR TOWEL PRODUCTS?

WHICH BRINGS ME TO ANOTHER POINT. YES, IT'S TRUE THAT VINCE FROM SHAME-WOW WAS A SCIENTOLOGIST. THOSE INFERIOR RAGS WERE DESIGNED BY A WASHED UP SCI-FI WRITER TO BE PEDDLED BY CLOSETED HOLLYWOOD ZOMBIES. HOW CAN YOU SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON THAT CRAP?!?!?!? BTW, VINCE GOT KICKED OUT OF SCIENTOLOGY FOR BEING A FAG! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

7/31/2008 12:05:41 AM

hahahahhaa, I can't stop lolling at this!!!

Quote :

"YOU'RE GOING TO END UP IN A MEAT LOCKER HANGING FROM A HERCULES HOOK"

7/31/2008 12:32:00 AM

YOU BITCHES SCARED OF THE POWER OF ZORBEES????

7/31/2008 7:08:15 PM

GUESS WHAT, MAYS. IT'S VINCE AGAIN. YOU'RE A FUCKIN FAGGOT, AND I GAVE YOUR MOM'S PUSSY AN ORANGE GLO THE OTHER DAY.!!!

7/31/2008 7:36:13 PM

Quote :

"VINCE might have an edge in the german made cola absorbency market"

7/31/2008 8:41:31 PM

LOOK. BILLY MAYS WAS ON A BUS IN CANADA AND SAW THAT PUNK BITCH VINCE. SO I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF BID'NESS. DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU?

8/1/2008 10:27:16 AM

8/1/2008 10:52:10 AM

8/21/2008 11:23:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VrXmUmf8o&NR=1

8/21/2008 11:29:13 PM

why does he yell?

lol@the billy mays poster

8/21/2008 11:34:15 PM

this shamwow guy seems pretty awkward

8/21/2008 11:45:14 PM

Billy Mays would take this threads view count and double it

8/22/2008 12:16:24 AM

DON'T MESS WITH BILLY MAYS OR YOU'LL WISH YOU'D BOUGHT THE INSURANCE HE WAS SELLING ON LATE NIGHT TV!!!

8/22/2008 9:43:08 AM

billy mays

peddler for the ages

8/22/2008 9:51:24 AM

I actually read a short essay last night on the appeal of VINCE. Let me locate it:

http://www.slate.com/id/2190658/

8/22/2008 10:29:51 AM

it looks like shawwow is a shcamwow

http://www.infomercialratings.com/product/shamwow_reviews

8/22/2008 10:55:02 AM

Quote :

"They also pilled like cheep fleece after that first wash. The dye also leaks out of them and onto everything I tried drying with them, including my cat!"

sham wow lol

8/22/2008 10:58:21 AM

Quote :

"Sham-not-wow"

8/22/2008 11:19:44 AM

lol at Vince scamming people into buying shit products...might as well just buy a 60-pack of terry towels at Costco for $20

8/22/2008 2:26:08 PM