http://www.asylum.com/2008/07/29/man-charged-in-drunken-shooting-of-lawnmower/?icid=aimDBDL3_link3-a

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"When you're trashed, everyday challenges can take on a special kind of drama. During these times, inanimate objects -- from walls that you punch to clothes that you rip or soil -- are often the victims of booze-ravaged faculties. Keith Walendowski of Milwaukee was recently that kind of drunk, when he shot his lawnmower at 9:30 a.m. "I'll tell you the truth," he said in a criminal complaint. "I got pissed because my lawnmower wouldn't start, so I got my shotgun and shot it." "

7/30/2008 8:41:12 AM

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"when he shot his lawnmower at 9:30 a.m."

LMAO

7/30/2008 8:42:36 AM

...but I'll try anything once

bah dum chhhh

7/30/2008 8:45:15 AM

this guy knows how to party

7/30/2008 9:13:10 AM

i used to get drunk in the mornings on a pretty frequent basis. i doubt it's still around cause of the sobriety and all, but i used to have the JACKLEG DRUNK BEFORE NOON PARTY THREAD or some shit.

7/30/2008 9:15:41 AM

Someone told me that back when IBM did Thinkpad tech support in RTP they got a call from a guy in Texas who demanded that they fix his laptop or he was going to shoot it. RIP Laptop.

7/30/2008 9:16:23 AM

ha i have a thinkpad. thats where i found a beck CD that came out in like 1994 or something

everything relates to me. im so cool.

7/30/2008 9:18:47 AM

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7/30/2008 9:21:42 AM