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BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED

PETEY PAB HAS ISSUED A FLASH FLOOD WATCH
EFFECTIVE FROM 3 PM THIS AFTERNOON UNTIL 10 PM FOR THE
FOLLOWING LOCATIONS IN CENTRAL NORTH CAROLINA:
POLK... BLADEN... MARSHALL... HOKE... GREENE COUNTY... TILLERY... DAMN...
TRANSFER... SANDY RIDGE... BROWNS OVER HERE... GREENS OVER HERE...
PASQUOTANK... DOWN ON THE... ODOM EAST... LET ME THINK...
JOHNSTON COUNTY... FRANKLIN... BURGAW... NEWPORT... WARREN... SHELBY... KENANSVILLE... CURRITUCK... TARBORO... TRIANGLE... GOLDSBORO... HALIFAX... STATESVILLE...

AND ALL THEM LITTLE BITTY HICK TOWNS...

RESIDENTS OF AREAS ARE ADVISED TO TAKE THEIR SHIRT OFF... TWIST IT ROUND THEIR HAND... SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER...

CAROLINA BIRDDOG ADVISES RESIDENTS TO ASSIST LOCAL WOMEN BY ACQUIESCING TO THEIR DESIRES... OPTIONS MAY INCLUDE HITTING IT FROM THE FRONT... THE BACK... MISSIONARY WITH FEET CRAMMED TO THE HEADBOARD...

STAY TUNED TO NOAA WEATHER RADIO OR ANY OTHER STATION BESIDES K97.5 FOR UP TO THE
MINUTE WEATHER INFORMATION... BEEF WITH K97.5 IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE...

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PP

7/30/2008 3:40:06 PM

props to my homey Sweden for digging up the gem

7/30/2008 3:41:05 PM

ooooh

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 3:46 PM. Reason : REINSTATE THE MACHO MAN]

7/30/2008 3:45:11 PM

7/30/2008 3:45:48 PM

axl's greatest production

http://docidentity.ytmnd.com/

didn't i beat the first 3 levels of punchout to get you that pic?

then ytmnd turned it into the biggest racist meme ever

7/30/2008 3:51:25 PM

dude ive been trying to find that forever to show people how great

7/30/2008 3:54:46 PM

God I remember when that first got posted. HIGH comedy.


Tallyho was like the original Mr Joshua, in terms of unassuming funny

7/30/2008 4:07:15 PM

i'm pretty sure "mr joshua" is spelled with a lisp, if you catch my drift~

7/30/2008 4:11:04 PM

TIME TO TAKE THEM SHIRTS OFF AGAIN

7/30/2008 5:49:36 PM