There's a thread for this in the Soap Box, but fuck the Soap Box.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/07/31/greyhound-transcanada.html

Quote :

""While we were watching the door, he calmly walks up to the front with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly stares at us and drops the head right in front of us," said Caton."

7/31/2008 12:16:02 PM

you hear about the guy in canada that is cutting feet off people?

7/31/2008 12:17:57 PM

holy crap

7/31/2008 12:18:18 PM

There are some weird people in Canada.
And there are some weird people on pretty much every Greyhound bus ever.

7/31/2008 12:19:18 PM

and this will be added to the "weird things that i really could have gone without knowing" list

7/31/2008 12:20:13 PM

fuck riding the bus

7/31/2008 12:20:38 PM

^

7/31/2008 12:21:16 PM

no biggie...the victim can get free healthcare to have his head sewn back on

7/31/2008 12:21:25 PM

I would rather ride the train

Greyhound sucks

they don't let you drink or even sleep cause
it takes forever to get somewhere

and nobody on Amtrak has ever cut MY head off... speaking of that, I should go ahead to Penn station

7/31/2008 12:23:41 PM

Not as cool as the canadian who was cutting up hookers and putting them in sausage.

7/31/2008 12:24:39 PM

Wow...just...wow

7/31/2008 12:25:00 PM

^^ thanks asshole, i will never eat canadian bacon again

7/31/2008 12:43:55 PM

Quote :

"he saw the attacker stab his seatmate, a young man sleeping with his headphones on."

Quote :

"While we were watching the door, he calmly walks up to the front with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly stares at us and drops the head right in front of us"

unFUCKINGbelievable

This is the definition of full-blown crazy......it seems like it was completely random, no motive whatsoever. Sleep with one eye open

7/31/2008 12:46:01 PM

7/31/2008 12:48:44 PM

7/31/2008 2:15:05 PM

that's some fucked up shit.

7/31/2008 2:18:03 PM

Where's the busses security camera footage? I need to see it to fully comprehend the event.

7/31/2008 2:29:04 PM

kinky

7/31/2008 2:33:37 PM

it's alright, they have national health insurance.

7/31/2008 2:38:09 PM

Quote :

""When we came back on the bus, it was visible at the end of the bus he was cutting the guy's head off and pretty much gutting him up," said Caton."

that's fucking chilling to think about.

it seems like shit like this happens every week these days.

7/31/2008 2:45:36 PM

7/31/2008 2:46:48 PM

i need to start wearing a suit of armor wherever i go

7/31/2008 2:50:43 PM

4 sale. Decapitation prevention armor. $399 or five easy payments of $85.

7/31/2008 2:54:43 PM

^^ This clearly shows that a suit of armour wouldn't work:

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=535855

7/31/2008 2:56:09 PM

Quote :

" THATS FUCKING BALLER "

7/31/2008 3:02:10 PM

Someone tell NDL about this thread and that guy that is talking him...shady

7/31/2008 5:16:29 PM

^^^10/10

7/31/2008 5:18:21 PM

holy fucking shit that's insane

7/31/2008 5:20:25 PM

oh wow. That is intense. I feel bad for the children that had to witness all of it

7/31/2008 5:21:45 PM

Not the way to get ahead in life.

7/31/2008 5:27:09 PM

yea yea

but everyone knows this is what happens on greyhounds. take the train instead

7/31/2008 5:29:23 PM

the question is if you were on the bus what would you do?
i think i'd attack the dude unless it was too late

7/31/2008 5:39:16 PM

that's hard to say, attacking a psycho who has a crocodile dundee knife and is/has been actively stabbing someone on a bus (little to no room to maneuver)...its possible

7/31/2008 5:45:09 PM

I would have to

7/31/2008 5:49:26 PM

he wasnt very headstrong?

7/31/2008 5:53:26 PM

Quote :

"oh wow. That is intense. I feel bad for the children that had to witness all of it"

You are the worst kind of idiot. Your first concern was the children that saw this? I think you're just trying to sound sympathetic, but you just sound like a fucktard. First of all, there aren't usually many children on greyhound buses despite the articles attempt to play up that angle there probably weren't more than a handful of kids. Those that are on a greyhound bus likely see a lot of crazy shit anyway. Secondly, you ought to feel bad for, you know, the guy who got killed and his family. Fuck the witnesses, I mean it sucks that they saw this shit, but let's prioritize here.

I sure as shit hope you don't vote.

[Edited on July 31, 2008 at 6:33 PM. Reason : adsfasdf]

7/31/2008 6:30:18 PM

he'll never be the head of a major corporation

7/31/2008 6:36:50 PM

I guess that's one way to get ahead in the world

7/31/2008 6:37:45 PM

bump

8/1/2008 12:07:46 AM

8/1/2008 1:51:05 AM

KNIVES ARE KILLING OUR CHILDREN

8/1/2008 2:17:42 AM

haha wat

8/1/2008 5:34:52 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080802/ap_on_re_ca/canada_bus_stabbing;_ylt=AuLkbDtNYUUbZMhUfl7dDHxvaA8F

8/2/2008 8:46:26 PM

i had a man accuse me of taking his picture on greyhound. i was texting and had my headphones on and all of the sudden he starts raving about me taking his picture. apparently, the government already had his picture, and if i would have just been respectful, he would have let me take another one for them, even though he couldn't imagine why they needed another one.

oh, and he also had envelope upon envelope filled with post office cards from packages he had sent. of the two i actually read, one was to hilary clinton and one was to oprah winfrey.

go greyhound!

8/2/2008 8:55:34 PM

Seriously did nobody read that link DNL posted.

Allow me to quote part of it. In bold, so you'll read the important stuff.

Quote :

" TORONTO - A police officer at the scene of a grisly beheading on a Canadian bus reported seeing the attacker hacking off pieces of the victim's body and eating them, according to a police tape leaked on the Internet Saturday. In the tape of radio transmissions, a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer refers to the attacker as "Badger" and says he is armed with a knife and scissors and is "defiling the body at the front of the bus as we speak." On the tape, which lasts about 80 seconds, officers continue to detail the attacker's movements until one reports, "Badger's at the back of the bus, hacking off pieces and eating it.""

Holy fucking shit!

8/3/2008 11:07:40 AM

That's some Batman shit right thurr

8/3/2008 11:16:48 AM

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

SNAKE SNAKE!



[Edited on August 3, 2008 at 11:21 AM. Reason : this is the least favorite part of my job, defiling the body.]

8/3/2008 11:20:15 AM

The leaked police tape:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=096_1217580722

8/3/2008 11:29:46 AM

That makes my stomach turn.

He had a steady job, wife, and no criminal record...Scary shit that people can just lose it and do some terribly horrific crime.

8/3/2008 3:26:55 PM

Go Greyhound

And Leave The Killing To Us

8/3/2008 4:09:40 PM